obey your masters... next @funpartylol at @massive_club will disembowel your ego and shock your senses. lambs: please find your way to the slaughter, for tonight the lone wolves shall play. commanding the ritual sacrifice is New York City’s rising star @epicvirgomoment , those present at Osmosis in the Trees last summer can attest to her unrelenting k*lling power behind the decks. as always our resident degenerate host @dj_having_sex will be sharpening the axe for a set of utterly gut churning club-gnashers. opening up the portal to the subterranean hell we call “the mezz” is the dionysian demon known simply as “Diego” @cold_and_tired followed into the darkness by the twisted, depraved chaos of @joosed.seattle resident @tabitha___official . tickets are available now on @resident_advisor , those who fail to buy early will suffer the unending torture of door pricing. choose wisely foolish moral.
🍒🍓🍇🍆🍎🍉🍑🍑🍊🍋🍍🍌🥑🍏🥝🥭🥥🫐🪰🐜🫦💦🧃🎚️
Joosed? A wall of sound so thick and jammy you could spread it on toast. Thursday night is swelling on the vine, ripe and ready to bust — and when it does, it’s going to spray everyone in a fifty-foot radius with the sweetest, stickiest, most vitamin-rich yield since fruit-of-the-loom’s cornucopia immaterialized into the mandela effect. You will arrive as a normal person with normal legs and leave as something that has been torn a new one, so to speak. Rumor has it that Connie and Ruby got their hands on something round and crackable and absolutely did not behave themselves…
THIS THURSDAY
get popped by
💎💎 enereph @_enereph
🚨🚨 red gem [club debut!]
and resident
💪💪 tabitha @tabitha___official
9–1 @timbreroom
Thursday the 7th
$15 door • $12 pre
★ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴀ ᴍᴀsᴋ ★
air purifiers and masks provided + highly encouraged
“Body-ody-audio.”
Yours truly,
Joosy Joose
⊛⊛
🌀115. Tabitha🌀
@tabitha___official is a party organizer, DJ, and dancefloor enthusiast based in Seattle. Having lived her life in the city, she’s seen a bit of each side of the Emerald City’s underground - shiny, although typically due to the perpetual slick of rain.
Presently, she finds herself immersed in the dance music scene. In just over a year, her party @joosed.seattle has become a favorite monthly all-locals affair, featuring some of the city’s deepest heads and finest dolls. Wielding a USB of her own deranged, trippy, bouncy selections, Tabitha’s here for the fun of it, but as she says “fun like a chainsaw - fun like a trash fight.”
Get to know Tabitha a little better for yourself via our interview on the Peace Portal website (link in bio).
Broadcasting on @samewaveradio at 8pm PST Thursday April 23rd!
Hosted by @feuducamp
📸: @___salivanest___
🎶: @tom.marsi - DO U LOVE HER?
See you on the other side... 🌀
there MAY be a drenched debut....
there MAY be a soaked headliner....
sunshowers & wet flowers
May edition of JOOSED
featuring:
RED GEM - first splash
ENEREPH - ocean goddess
9pm at timbre room as always
⚠️ swampstyle advisory ⚠️
Have you ever thought about what it would be like to race through the Everglades in an airboat with 10 hot babes and a speaker system that was too big for the boat so it ended up sinking the boat (and all the babes got mud all over their boobies and balls) but the speakers were actually water and mud proof so they continued to blast irresistibly squelchy bass frequencies that the alligators and crocodiles in the area were all obsessed with so they came over to dance and started snapping their jaws in rhythm to the bouncing of the boobs and balls? Well guess what…
THIS THURSDAY
we mud out with
🐊🐊 tondiue @tondiue
🐍🐍 floridian slip @vmtrss
and resident
🍍🍍 sethy @ilovemygirlsmind
9–1 @timbreroom
Thursday the 2nd
$15 door • $12 pre
★ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴀ ᴍᴀsᴋ ★
air purifiers and masks provided + highly encouraged
“Ain’t no loose if there ain’t no joose!”
Mwah!
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CRANK is 5 days away!
SAFETYDANCE residents Mimi Zima and Tabitha will be opening the floor up and lubricating your bodies as they go track for track with their signature sonic flavors. Expect a girly, juicy mix of downtempo, techno, electro, and whatever.
Ticket form in bio. Sliding scale offered, NOTAFLOF. Claim your ticket today!
🩶 ahhhh yes… it’s about that time again isn’t it…? Time to kiki your bouba to the rhythm of the stars on a weeknight like you were born to do. Fated, from concentrate, fully pulped up…
Throw ass to:
👅👅 SUGARPEA @sugarpea.sweety
🍉🍉 X1AOY3 @x.1aoy3
with resident
🗯️💭 TABITHA @tabitha___official
9–1 @timbreroom
Thursday the 5th
$15 door • $12 pre
Flyer by @ilovemygirlsmind
Your sweet sugary beloved,
j⊛⊛sed <3
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