fun party

obey your masters... next @funpartylol at @massive_club will disembowel your ego and shock your senses. lambs: please find your way to the slaughter, for tonight the lone wolves shall play. commanding the ritual sacrifice is New York City’s rising star @epicvirgomoment , those present at Osmosis in the Trees last summer can attest to her unrelenting k*lling power behind the decks. as always our resident degenerate host @dj_having_sex will be sharpening the axe for a set of utterly gut churning club-gnashers. opening up the portal to the subterranean hell we call “the mezz” is the dionysian demon known simply as “Diego” @cold_and_tired followed into the darkness by the twisted, depraved chaos of @joosed.seattle resident @tabitha___official . tickets are available now on @resident_advisor , those who fail to buy early will suffer the unending torture of door pricing. choose wisely foolish moral.

Finally a party that passes the Bechdel test! @funpartylol returns to @massive_club on Saturday April 18th for a night of family fun, queer awakening, and musical outbursts with the incomparable Chicago legend @arielzetina ! As always @dj_having_sex will be warming things up on the main floor, on the Mezzanine the über hot @simmer.girls @alexiafite and @sorayamarashi will be warming things up, followed by a set by the elusive underground icon @1017p_ . Don’t wait to get your ticket day of! pre-sales are available now on RA.co

As he smiled at her with an expression of unending bliss, he placed his inflatable tube arm upon her red nylon skin. It was only the two of them there. Cast away in the chambers, gilded lovers hiding away seeking the ecstasy of the other’s embrace by blowing out their air together. Seductively, nervously she leaned in as his tube finger tassels became entwined with hers in a knot. Two becoming one. “Tube Man, I’m so nervous! What if we get caught? What will become of us?” A gust of air flings his inflatable tube body back as he propels himself forwards then sharply backwards in a fit of passion! He stands before her: his body full of air arousing his long cylindrical body fully at mast. “Baby, tonight we cannot worry about what will happen if someone finds us. All that matters is that we are going to have fun.” ❤️‍🔥💕❤️‍🔥💕❤️‍🔥💕❤️‍🔥💕❤️‍🔥💕❤️‍🔥💕 March 6th @funpartylol and @massive_club present the long anticipated Seattle debut of @maaraluisa . Bring your star crossed lovers, forbidden loves, and keep yourself open to all passion that may find you where you least expect it. Pre-sales are only on @resident_advisor (🎫 in bio)

HERE’S IS YOUR ULTIMATUM: FIFTEEN BUCKS OR THE INFLATABLE TUBE MEN GET IT. MEET US WITH THE DOUGH AT 619 E PINE AT TEN PM SHARP. @thebaptist.mp3 HAS COME ALL THE WAY FROM SAN FRANCISCO JUST TO SEE YOU, @dj_having_sex IS PROVIDING THE REINFORCEMENTS. OH... AND KEEP YOUR PHONE IN YOUR POCKET OR THERE WILL BE A WORLD OF TROUBLE. TO SPEED THIS ALL UP GO TO RESIDENT ADVISOR FOR PRESALES. CLOCK IS TICKING... YOUR PRECIOUS TUBE MEN ARE LOSING AIR. -FUN PARTY

Holiday blues got ya down? Did your chicas drag you to some bunk ass New Year’s party? Are you on day 3 of 5 of your bender? We have your instant relief: @funpartylol returns on Jan 2nd with an extended set from your primary care provider @dj_having_sex at @massive_club . doors at 10pm, cover is $10 as well.

In a city… where fun has become a dying art… where dancing has become impossible… and the music has driven humanity to the brink of insanity… from the twisted minds of directors @dj_having_sex and @massive_club comes a party that is… FUN?! @othr_wrld and resident @dj_having_sex star in a party critics are calling “a joyous romp” and “hilarious”. FUN PARTY: In nightclubs Friday December 5th.