God knows why I’m doing this to myself again but my new book of essays comes out 3/3/26 and you can preorder it now =D @stmartinspress
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Beginning with her 29th birthday and ending with her 30th, Cazzie tries to mature in the span of one year. Along the way, she explores the irony and existential crises of leaving youth behind, and the delusions that laid waste to her twenties.
Cake by @gabyscelzo
Photo by @ohmynessa
Design by @millermccormick
“In the middle of Cazzie David’s breakup that happened to be taking place at Matchaful, her sister Romy saw her location and asked if she would get her this iconic, custom matcha order. So we made it real.”
Introducing Romy’s Delusional Matcha:
A not-so-secret off-menu drink, inspired by that exact moment.
A short iced matcha latte with housemade oat milk, extra matcha (2g), 1/2 tbsp monkfruit, and cinnamon.
This one is meant to be enjoyed the way Romy intended, no modifications allowed.
IYKYK — ask for “Romy’s Delusional Matcha” in cafés or order online, and get the full story in Cazzie’s new book, Delusions.
Try it and tag @matchaful + @cazziedavid + @romydavid to let us know what you think. Available for a limited time.
dating coaches HATE this one @cazziedavid flirting trick…just kidding! anyway, we've got the DELUSIONS author, director, and trepidatious it girl in our latest installment of pov: i'm your girlfriend :) learn more about cazzie's love and relationship tendencies, only on s*x happens dot substack dot com
