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dating coaches HATE this one @cazziedavid flirting trick…just kidding! anyway, we've got the DELUSIONS author, director, and trepidatious it girl in our latest installment of pov: i'm your girlfriend :) learn more about cazzie's love and relationship tendencies, only on s*x happens dot substack dot com

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@yoitsmejanefonda

@jesslesh @lakeandskye 11 11!!

2 months ago

@evensonandre

i think i'm in love with you

2 months ago

@ominous5

I don’t get muffin tops… Where are the bottoms? And every time you service a tennis ball it sounds like pigs fucking. Sorry wrong, David… lmao 🤣

2 months ago

@tosentime

You can find a man in aisle six. They’re on sale until Sunday. But even at regular price, they are still a bargain. Tall and intelligent are special order only.

2 months ago

@100000leaguesundermynutsack

Hilarious comedy

2 months ago

@theaaronhug

I said, ooo la la. Cazzie. Ever date a man with a Kia Seltos before? They have a roll over factor of 'holy fukin shit, are we going to die?!.. i have so much more to live for, and oh shit, i forgot to iron those pants the other day!'

2 months ago

@angelofdeath333333

Stay away from me!!! That literally made me burst into laughter

2 months ago

@_forgtmypsswrd_

Now kick it in, "Hapless in Hilton Head"

1 month ago

@buffythemuffpuffer

Sea change happiness reciprocated on Eastereve thank you

1 month ago