Hot Commode-ity

B E H O L D Hot Commode-ity is here! Now you too can finally join those of us who have been enlightened by the concepts presented between these 60 pages (counting the cover, the covers count as pages). Your opportunity to meditate upon the observations no one else dared to think is now close at hand. For darn near a decade people have wondered: What is Hot Commode-ity? And I struggled to explain: “it’s a publication that is like, movie reviews, but like, all the movies have a common concept, and like, that concept is that a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom. Like, mostly it’s used as a weapon. That why we called this a ‘Porcelain Arsenal’”. And even with that explanation people would say “hurr durrhurr poops n pee!” because let’s face it; people are stupid. BUT NOT YOU! No, you’re smart, you’re special. Know who else is smart and special? All the great people who did all the real work to make this book a reality. Like @fareldal who painted the cover, and @baloneyfeathers who painted a cozy diorama, and @rhiannonkagoe who also painted …. Ok so a lot of people painted pictures in this. Also people drew pictures, like @theramonvillalobos , @blazeycat , and @alvestagram . Plus there are full on paneled comics from people like @miles_macd , @mortcrimpjr , @grixlycola , @camdelrosario , and even @simonamroy . All throughout the book you’ll see work from @drawbhell and the person who made the whole thing into an actual book with pages and words and stuff to make the words look better and they even made drawings in it too, @xjosuecruz ! Blink and you’ll miss him but @gregandfake is in there somewhere, too. Did I forget anyone? That wouldn’t surprise me. What about you? What do you need to do? You need to get a copy of this, that’s what you need to do! How do you do that? Believe in yourself, and you will achieve in yourself. I already believe in you, so you’re almost there! And then, click a link to an online store? I’ll set up a big cartel shop, and some stores will get some, and people who worked on the book will have some. There’s ways, we just need a little patience🎶

Oh heck yeah, that’s a meaty magazine! A spicy meatballllll ⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️🍖 @maxschallerart @hordemag @fanoele.art

Now if someone asks “this yer first rodeyo?” I can say “yes, and this is my second, and this is my third, thank you for asking.” Rodeo Comics by @evan_saladbar

Forgot to drop some Butter on main Butter Magazine, from the creative team of like 17 compiled by @camdelrosario and @jas__hice 2025. I’m a Buttrocker, yes I am Are you?

That’s the most worthwhile and accurate notification I’ve ever had on this app. It both notified me and had my response to said notification, all rolled into one

Spring is in the air Leaves and buds on trees The grass is lush and green And the wild Chick Tracts are in full bloom 🙏

Is this a thing? I found it in a box in the basement. Not my basement though, I don’t have one. I just store all my boxes in someone else’s basement because I’m not a hoarder. They are, but I’m not. Looks like a model kit but like, of what? It’s just a panel from a comic, there’s no pictures of the model on the box. Still in the shrink wrap, now taking offers, buy it now

That’s discrimination right there Lycanthropic erasure, for sure At least they have the Beasts of Burden for back-up @evandorkin

It’s too bad @danielirizarri blocked me on Bluesky because then I could tag him in a post about getting a copy of the final issue of Alex Wilson, @toekneegregori ‘s “Star Weed” with his art for the cover, but nooooo. Apparently my joke conflating the “release day” for his latest comic and the end of No Nut November was a bridge too far 🙄

To me, what Nate @grixlycola illustrates here, is the expectation one has for safety, for solitude, when experiencing a restroom, and the loss there of. With a lock less door, are we any different than someone hiding behind a bush along a roadway?