Events Research Programme

Thanks so much everyone for coming out last night!! You are all successful human beings! 💗🥂 Thanks especially to @johnwilliamfletcher @mount_jupiter @leobbussi @newyearr_newmee for their wonderful contributions and to @boosterhooch for the invite! Caitlin and Myriam xoxo Next up! ID.Y @nxa_______ + @joy_moughanni

ERP IS TONIGHT!! 🥂🥂 @theoldhairdressers 🥂🥂Doors at 7:30pm, kick off at 8pm! ALL ERP MEMBERS GO FREE OFC 💗 Tonight you will see and enjoy: 🥂Mount Jupiter audio guides to Glasgow’s DIY scene 🥂John Fletcher performing his way towards success 🥂 A special video from Samra Mayanja looking to make up for lost time 🥂Leo Bussi reading poems about art shows 🥂To top it all off, a party set from DJ MoJu!! See you there, Myriam and Caitlin xx Image courtesy @mount_jupiter

Introducing next Thursday’s acts! ☕️@mount_jupiter 🥸 Mount Jupiter is an aspiring private art foundation for the expropriation of public funds. It presently functions as a snide meme page run by one, three or maybe several people but has designs on much worse things. Mount Jupiter’s current preoccupations include public campaigns to expel charlatans from Scotland’s art mediocracy and private DMs regarding really, really bad work, including your faves. Bring your little tubs of ice cream to the club, Mount Jupiter have agreed to provide novel inspiration at each theatrical intermission. Through astute site-specific commentary and audio-visual accompaniment, Mount Jupiter will be your omnipotent guide to the DIY scene, offering factual enrichment alongside spurious lies, or ‘fabulation’ as jobless dandies like to say. Will the veil finally be lifted? No. 🍸 @newyearr_newmee 📞 Samra Mayanja is an artist working across performance, installation, film and writing. Her practice considers the illegibility of the body and the absurdist impulse to seek what is irretrievably lost. A continuously hopeful but seemingly futile act of searching runs through her work and manifests in performances that blend improvisation, slapstick, poetic monologues and tender vocalisations.  Samra, of ‘Call Centre’ fame, beams in with a performative intervention.  🧃@johnwilliamfletcher 🎁 John Fletcher is an artist working in Glasgow. He is interested in modes of humour, professionalism, labour, and how they manifest in the world, and its effects on the state of mind. This transpires through different mediums including drawing, sculpture, sound, video, and performance. A lot of effort spent to construct a place for hiding in plain sight. A performance in thinking very hard about success, and the results that come from trying really hard. 🍻@leobbussi 🎨 Leo Bussi is a poet based in Glasgow. His debut pamphlet, Life-Sized, came out with SPAM Press in 2025. Leo will read poems about going to see art shows.

Hi hi! April’s ERP custodians Myriam and Caitlin here! We’re very excited to be looking after ERP this month, huge thanks to @boosterhooch for the invite 💗 Join us on 30th April, doors 7:30pm @theoldhairdressers for performance/reading/video/more from: @leobbussi @johnwilliamfletcher @newyearr_newmee @mount_jupiter More info soon… All ERP members go free ofc! £7 OTD Poster by the Fernández Kings

thanks to GLARC for the best first ERP takeover ever ! class performances from @_lukilukiluki @davidfinbardebarra @propanduo & @laurie_drums v fun to be in attendance as a punter for once next month’s custodians are @myriam.mouflih & @caitlinmerrettking on April 30th 🔜🔜

LIVE from the end of the GLARC DIY symposium where I learned resolutely that I need to divest from instagram ALAS here we are promoting for the final time before the gig tonight the chance to bag a membership card - £3.50 monthly gets you entry to a cool and fun gig : tonight featuring @_lukilukiluki @propanduo @laurie_drums @davidfinbardebarra and @brunnera_choonschoonschoons and Joel on the door :))

Hello GLARC here taking over ERP this coming Thursday 26th in the final of a relentless 10 year anniversary special. Here's a rundown of the acts performing at Old Hairdressers. All ERP members in free, otherwise visit glarc.neocities.org (£7). If anyone free in the day there is an exciting symposium as well check the website. @_lukilukiluki : LUKI (aka Lucy Duncan) is a London-based singer, songwriter & performer. She began her musical career by accident in her late twenties, after making a soundscape for a toilet at a party and realising – quite slowly – that everything before had been a mistake. Luki’s ‘witchy soprano, elegant piano and synth create a sense of time and place out of joint, as if Delia Derbyshire and Brian Eno set up shop in an Edwardian parlour’ (Stewart Smith, The List). @davidfinbardebarra : David Debarra is a songwriter. @laurie_drums : If anyone managed to see Laurie perform at La Chunky a good year back then you might have some idea of what to expect, but then again who knows! Drums collide with themselves into a furious and beautiful cacophany. @propanduo : Propan was formed in 2011 by Norwegian vocalists Ina Sagstuen and Natali Abrahamsen Garner. They released their third album, Loom on GLARC in 2022 (GLARC000000000000000000000000015) , following Baby (Va Fongool 2016), Trending (SOFA 2019). The premise of this release was to construct semi-composed improvisations, layered in time, where timbre, texture, rhythm and form become layers in a sonic weaving. In contrast to their previous works where electronic manipulation was foregrounded, Loom stood out with its roomy acoustics. It is music which breathes with its surroundings, and consequently it feels alive, coarsely grained and warm. As described by the Quietus, Propan make “simple vocal patterns punching far above their weight”. Propan make a rare appearance in the UK as part of these 10 year celebrations so catch it!.

that’s me (han) over and out for this year !(!) i leave you in the beyond capable hands of the GLARC crew who are programming the next ERP on march 26th at @theoldhairdressers (it’s part of their jumbo 10th anniversary celebrations you can see loads more info at glarc.neocities.org) stay tuned !! thanks as always to everyone who came and danced last night and to those who facilitated that - @exitglasgow staff @miko_szatko @jamesjjjohnson @imso.tired_l @daphnefieldhouse @libraesterlinx @lukefowler78 @nakulkrishnamurthy @222babychai slán ❤️

looooads of ERP news in this post so bear with / buckle up 4th Birthday NEXT SATURDAY a) if you have a membership your entry is already covered ! you just need to ask for a free ticket code (DM here or on the patreon) + if you haven’t already you can collect one of these membership cards on the night too b) if you don’t have a membership then tickets are a tenner advance - you can get one at communalleisure.com with no booking fee or on RA c) this is my (Hannah’s) last time programming an ERP this year because I’m going for a long long bike ride 🚲 since november 2021 ive put on 45 ERPs!! and worked with 276 different artists and venues 😳 im handing the reigns over to ten different guest programmers for the coming year and am so so so excited to see what they’ll bring to you all. really happy to have a format that can evolve like this (thank you members !!) 🎈Birthday lineup 🎈 @lukefowler78 + @nakulkrishnamurthy @222babychai @libraesterlinx @imso.tired_l @daphnefieldhouse @jamesjjjohnson b2b @boosterhooch 🌀Guest programmers 🌀 March: GLARC (@brunnera_choonschoonschoons + Joel) April: @myriam.mouflih + @caitlinmerrettking May: ID.Y ( @nxa_______ + @joy_moughanni ) June: @marketgallery July: @spritz.editions August: @shemherdspie / @wshwsh_____ September: @stroemera + @dirtstrid + @xenontruther October: @libraesterlinx November: @_ennndeee_ + @junglehussi December: @_heavy.nettle_

ERP FOURTH BIRTHDAY ! since starting ERP there have been 45 events !! I decided to pay homage to that by spending 45 hours threading beads together to make this poster announcing February 28th’s @exitglasgow lineup of 🔴 @lukefowler78 and @nakulkrishnamurthy 🔵 @imso.tired_l 🔴 @222babychai 🔵 @libraesterlinx 🔴 @daphnefieldhouse 🔵 @jamesjjjohnson b2b me ! tickets £3.50 (membership!) / £10 on RA and communal leisure soon !! 2200-0300

maybe the first ERP where I’ve cried with laughter ? thank you all for joining the talented weirdos convention last night I LOVE doing the open calls it just unleashes so much off piste creativity one more from me your benevolent programmer this year coming up at @exitglasgow on feb 28th (ERP’s fourth birthday!) before I hand the reigns over to a motley crew of guest programmers for 2026 - toooo excited to share that announcement with youse in due course xx

and because it’s a whole new year there are new membership cards ! massive thanks to @valent.ina who designed these extremely exclusive ERP x Miracle Fish cards for 2026’s offering - if you’re a member you can pick it up at the scratch night next Thursday ! membership only costs £3.50/month through the patreon link and covers your entry to an event each month (and pays loads of local artists and venues each month too!) anyway all to say i am PASSIONATE about the membership model and the third annual ERP scratch night and it would be nice to see youse there (in addition to all the names listed i omitted a shot film by @maxbreakenridge too that will screen at the start so that’s 12 acts!!) Thursday 29th Doors 1830 £8 OTD/£3.50 membership