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@aled.simons

Welsh internet artist. @people.and.other.diseases + @noodsradio resident. Next: 3pm Tues April 28
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- - -The Pyramid Scheme @noodsradio - Today (Tuesday April 28) 1500 to 1600 - Mostly punk, post-punk, disco and electronica—sort of. Plus some 7inches from a Gibraltar Broadcasting Corporation clear out. Listen to it.
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19 days ago
🥛 The healing, nutritious, astrological and mystical properties… of milk.    Hear ‘Club Milk’ at Artist’s Bars @thehorsehospital Saturday 7pm – 11pm March 7th   A collaborative playlist of milking songs from the Hebrides, Irish harp, obscure role-play computer game music named after a book of Welsh mythology, milking rhythms, cosmic Celtic folklore and my mother’s copy of the soundtrack to A Clockwork Orange. Taking Bláithín Mac Donnell’s work ‘The Rock and The Hard Place’ as a jumping-off point—part of Artist’s Bars presented by @kittyfiner :   ‘…a group show, where for one night shift only the bar is the work of art, the artist is the bartender and the spectator is the punter.’ Bláithín’s bar will be serving up sticks of rock alongside drinks drawn from stories of Bullaun stones, marble in river beds and milk spills.   Did you know that if milk enters the watercourse, it can be four-hundred times more polluting than domestic sewage? @blaithinmacdonnell told me that.
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2 months ago
Hear *Preserving Hole* as part of @dundeeradio.club listening festival 2026. Evening schedule, tonight from 10pm, check their account and website for the full lineup and timings. Aled Simons @aled.simons Bláithín Mac Donnell @blaithinmacdonnell Tom Cardew @cardewgram
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2 months ago
🔛🔛🔛 The Pyramid Scheme @noodsradio - 3pm Today (Tuesday Feb 23) First show of 2026! Hear an incredibly wrecked, live #BeachBoys record that should probably go in the bin, holy grail 7inch #punk business from The Reducers re-pressed by @souljazzrecords , 1980s @iggypopofficial , @thedowntownboys , @roismusicroismusic , @chwaerfawr and #Datblygu plus an ill-thought-out #NoWave #BaileFunk kinda AcidHouse gold blend.
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2 months ago
It’s Brains you want.
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4 months ago
A large, realistic model of a house fly, from the home studio of Kraftwerk multi-instrumentalist Florian Schneider. There is a metal rod for mounting on the underside. Estimate: $200 - $400 Sold: $8,960
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4 months ago
A chance to see ‘Legend Extension II’ at Swansea Performance Weekend @swanseaperformance opening tonight at Glynn Vivian, Swansea @glynnvivian 5:30pm 20-23 November 2025 - curated by @vrosssmith and @hollyslingsby alongside Danger Came Smiling @lindersterling Video works and live performances Thursday through Saturday. @vrosssmith @hollyslingsby @johnwalterstudio @sgor_score @esylltesylit @quillaconstance @aled.simons @nandibhebhe @phedavies @adelevye @jessa_mockridge @jeni_baines @_rebecca.moss @alex_hetherington_film @drunkenmissorderly @sophielindzey @kit_edwards
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5 months ago
Swansea Performance Weekend Video Artist: Aled Simons Legend Extension II, 2023 What if our memories and collective knowledge were recorded, rewound, then re-recorded on to mouldy VHS tape? Legend Extension II offers space to consider contagious non-conscious mimicry, slanted personal history, misinterpretation and to excavate anecdotal facts - skewed as they are repeated time and time again. With crude 3D animation and archival footage featuring the artist’s aunty, at times we find ourselves inside the dark recesses of a video tape cassette, as if exploring the corners of a pixelated 64-bit computer game. @aled.simons Swansea Performance Weekend is generously funded by Arts Council Wales @celfcymruarts and is happening 20-23 November @glynnvivian Image: Legend Extension II, 2023. Still from film. Courtesy the artist.
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6 months ago
💀💀💀 The Pyramid Scheme @noodsradio - TODAY at 3pm (Tuesday Oct 28) First twenty minutes is a half-arsed halloween disco; vampires, zombies, cat people, witches. More from the @plattenbau_berlin x @die.anstalt.band lathe cut split 7”, plus the wild new one from RÒIS x hhH @roismusicroismusic x @hhh_music__ Finishing with half hour of dancefloor friendly-ish warm up for Other Voices @othervoiceslive << catch me at @theatrmwldan on Thursday night playing #NoWave #MutantDisco and #PostPunk
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
Putting some records together for Other Voices, Cardigan ( @othervoiceslive ) Oct 30 - Nov 01. Sort of taking The Pyramid Scheme ( @noodsradio ) on the road, but without the yapping. There will be more records than this of course, I just ran out of things to put on top of them. Expect mostly No Wave, New Wave, Mutant Disco and Post-punk for the dancefloor. I’ll be somewhere in @theatrmwldan on Thursday night, come and say ‘Hello’ or ’Could you turn it down please’ or whatever it is people usually say to DJs.
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6 months ago
🧨🧨🧨 Early alert that The Pyramid Scheme is transmitting on @noodsradio this Tuesday - why early? Because I need to make you aware of two uk dates from Die Anstalt tour, and my show goes out after they’ve played, so I simply must tell you now. @die.anstalt.band at @sunday.sch00l London Aug 24 (tonight!) and @paradisegardencdf Cardiff on Aug 25. I’ll be playing their ultra limited lathe cut split 7inch ( w/ @plattenbau_berlin ) on Tuesday Aug 26 @noodsradio at 3pm uk time with a little intro from the band. You will also hear, music from the excellent new @chwaerfawr record, @tristwch_y_fenywod #TheFall #PalaisSchaumburg and a guy I found on the internet telling you about his dreams - plus some post-punk 7inch b-sides and an impromptu reggae charity shop find. It’s going to be ok. #ThePyramidScheme #LizzyMercierDescloux #TheCravats #DieAnstalt #ImSoHollow #SiouxsieAndTheBanshees #ArthurRussell #MaximumJoy @maximumjoyofficial #TheMexicano #DoreenSchaeffer
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8 months ago