NEXT DOOMSCROLL!!!!!!!
◦•●◉✿ 𝔼ℂ𝕆 𝕊𝕃𝔸𝔾 ✿◉●•◦
06.04.2024
@theyardtheatre
SPRING IS COMINGGG GURLIES! Let’s party (っ◔◡◔)っ Don your best SLAGGY, SPRINGTIME LEWKS. Grab your 𝖛𝖊𝖌𝖆𝖓 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘. Up-cycle that fast fashion faux pas in the back of your wardrobe. COME DRESSED AS YOUR NAN’S GARDEN x
Expect HIGH TEMPO BANGERS from DJs bringing more ≋h≋e≋a≋t≋ than the hottest day on record! PERFORMANCE even sillier than the idea of reaching net zero by 2030! + SPECIAL GUESTS JUST AS DEPRESSED AS YOU! .:**:.☆*.:｡.✿
Bring the rotten carrots at the bottom of your ODDBOX and A CRUSHING FEELING OF DREAD YOU CAN NEVER QUITE SHAKE.
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⬇️ for line up so far...
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𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 *𝐓𝓱𝐄 Ħ𝕠𝔱𝓽єˢ𝔱 𝐚𝕔тs҉ ·._.·°¯°·.·° .·°°° *
🏭 Providing noise pollution til the AM: ｡.:*Brain Rays and QUIET *.:｡
@brainraysuk @qqqquietttt
🥵 More spinbacks than a wind farm, bangers from: ｡.:*FFINN*.:｡
@ffinniff
🐻❄️Happy about hardcore but angry about sewage in our oceans: ｡.:Shirley Temper*.:｡
@thai.tanic
💦Always bringing their reusable water bottles to the rave, live PA from ｡.:*THIRRRSTY*.:｡
@thirrrsty_
🕶️Riddled with microplastics, performance from ｡.:*BUOYS BUOYS BUOYS*.:｡
@buoys_buoys_buoys
🧤Dripping in Tomato soup, it’s walking work of art: ｡.:*BOPA RHYS*.:｡
@boparhys
🔥Net zero talent but loads of tits. Silliness from ｡.:*IN BED WITH MY BROTHER*.:｡
@inbedwithmybro
🌦️Sponsored by big pharma; big laughs from ｡.:*AstraBeneca*.:｡
@benwelch17
🥔The first date of their global comeback tour: ｡.:*BILL2BEN THE FLOWERPOT MEN (B2B) FEAT LIL WEED*.:｡
🧑🌾Plus an exclusive soil degradation experience with the ｡.:*BDSM Gardener*.:｡
&& 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝖌𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖘…
DJ FRANK FERTERLISER, THE SOIL BARON, DJ SWEATY FUNBERG, HOTTEST DJ ON RECORD, OZONE SLAYER, DJ CUNTY FILE, CARBON ASSPRINT.¸, ø¤º°`°º¤ø, ¸
