So I re-recorded my opening night set from Naked in the Trees and we went full chaos gremlin.
Someone told me this was the best set they’d heard all festival season which is insane to me. However it was such a confidence boost to hear and I have thought about it every day since.
We started techy, then it got a bit weird, then a bit bouncy, then a bit feral, and then… well… it gets a bit filthy in the last part. Things escalate. We got stoopid. Someone definitely took their speedos off and threw them at me (I may have also been whipped on stage). This whole set was absolute fucking vibes. Thank you to everyone who got down and absolutely silly with me.
This set is for having a good fucking boogie and getting absolutely silly.
Chaos at full throttle.
10/10 would do again.
Please enjoy responsibly (or don’t) 😈🪩😈
The Naked world parties and Naked in the trees will always hold such a special place in my heart!
Set is live on Soundcloud now!
📸 @askipar
Videos @ardon_england@hecyra199
So I just released a new mix , Zoomies Mode, the latest chapter of Astro’s Playground. It’s fast, messy, and completely unhinged in the best way possible. Think full-throttle energy, zero restraint, and pure chaos on the dancefloor. This one’s all about that playful rush, the moment you stop caring, let go, and just move. Strap in, Astro’s off the leash.
Go to my Soundcloud link in my bio to check it out
𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘙𝘺𝘢𝘯 𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦.
Since emerging across Tāmaki’s queer dancefloors, Ryan Borne has built a reputation for sweat-soaked chaos. Blending sounds with zero regard for rules and full intent on impact.
Recent sets at BARBA in Naarm and a standout performance at Naked In The Trees festival, he’s known for locking in a crowd and pushing it further, right to where things start to feel a little feral.
Driven by pace, pressure and total control of the room, his sets don’t let up. They build, shift, and unravel in real time, keeping the dancefloor right on the edge.
For Club Epoch, Ryan will take us in to the early hours with a naughty hard house set. Fast, high energy, and laced with just the right amount of insanity. Expect heavy grooves, relentless momentum and a floor that doesn’t get a moment to breathe.
In true Ryan Borne fashion: let’s get silly 😈
Mix & ticket link in bio
Meet your CLUB EPOCH vol.01 DJs
@cellphii@dj_concussion_@__farron__@ryanborne_
A night pushing the boundaries of sound.
Expect a journey through dub techno, deep house, trance, hardgroove, techno and hard house, blurring genres and building energy from start to finish. From deep, leftfield textures to explosive peak-time moments, every set is crafted to take you somewhere new.
Secure your ticket. Bring your people. Be part of it. Link in bio.
@whammybarauckland
May 16th
10pm - 4am
KIA ORA, RUFFIANS! 💦🔥
What a killer launch week! You lot are seriously chomping at the bit!
Early birds + first release SOLD OUT in 12 hours, and we’re already nearing 75% sold 🤯
Still don’t have your ticket?
Best move quick… because at this rate, we’re heading straight for another sell-out.
RELAY - one continuous flow from start to finish.
No breaks. No resets. Just pure energy.
Strap in. This one’s going to be a ride. 🖤
3D design by @n0dem4p
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We’ve lined up a stacked roster of local legends ready to keep you moving all night long 💜🔥
LINEUP (In no particular order):
⚡ MODOM
⚡ LittleWild
⚡ Ryan Borne
⚡ Madam Sass
⚡ MBVR
⚡ Late To The Party
Aotearoa excellence. Local heat. No breaks.. just pure, continuous dancefloor energy. 💦🖤
TONIGHT. 🌈🔥
#PROPAGANDA Pride is HERE.
One Big Gay Post-Parade Pride Party — and we’re going ALL OUT for the biggest, boldest night of the summer.
✨ Doors open 8PM
🌅 Camp tunes + sunset drinks to set the vibe
💃 Then we turn it ALL the way up for one epic night on the dance floor
Big energy. Big love. Big Pride.
This is the one you don’t want to hear about tomorrow — you want to be in it. 🌈
@barbapresents MISA Sunday Mass tonight!
First overseas gig and to say I’m fizzing is downplaying it. I’m so ready to show Naarm the Borne experience.
There’ll be hardhouse
There’ll be bass
There’ll be parts where you go what. the. fuck.
Come and get sweaty and absolutely fucking silly with me 🥵🥵🥵
WE ARE BACK!!! 🧺🔥
That’s right — the ICONIC Laundromat Party is back, celebrating the release of my new EP “I’M THAT BITCH.”
A 1.5-hour pop-up party with me and the one and only @ryanborne_
The last one was a full vibe, so trust — you do not want to miss this.
Bring a load of washing (or two 😉) and let’s turn this space into a club again.
Come dance, sweat, spin, repeat. 🙌🏼
WEDNESDAY 11TH FEB, GREY LYNN LAUNDROMAT
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#Music #Aotearoa #NewZealandMusic #HouseMusic #DanceMusic #Queer #LGBTQ+ #PopUpParty #ImThatBitch
. . .₊̣̇.ಇ/ᐠˬ ͜ 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼 𓋼𖤣 𖥧𓋼𓍊 ˬ ᐟ\∫.₊̣̇. . .
Rejoice,
for our MISA PROUD Edition 2026
On Feb 8th this holy night, the Mass is split in two:
Laundry and Bad Decisions.
One night. No confessions.
ft.
(in alphabetical order)
Adam Love (DE) @adammunnings
Api (DJ Set) @api.vwr
Aysha & Mitch @ayshabuffet
CHERIII (DE) @cheriii.homodrop
Camboy @anothercamboy
Cazeleon @cazeleon
Dashé @samuelzhouyu
Eris Bloom @erissbloom
Frakktalz (Gadigal Land) @frakktalz
Gay Roberto @djgayroberto
Homoego @homoego
Jonny Seymour (Gadigal Land) @stereogamous
Normcore @itsdjnormcore
Pablo (Gadigal Land) @pabloa.dj
Ryan Borne (NZ) @ryanborne_
Ryan Cara @cyanrara
Sluddy Daddy @djsluddydaddy
Victoria Bitter @verybitterqueen
+ More Barba Babes
The faithful shall be stripped, spun, and sent forth renewed. This is not a party, but a reckoning, where queer artists from near and far unite, genres are broken, and the spirit moves fast.
There shall be filthy techno.
There shall be twisted electronics.
There shall be house that refuseth to release thee unto thy bed.
Bad Decisions stays dark and underground.
Laundry rejoices in chaos and camp.
Bring no bullshit, only curiosity.
Led by the finest queer selectors of the land,
and dwelling but blocks from Vic Pride,
MISA PROUD 2026 shall be loud, sweaty,
and entirely ours.
✨Artwork credits @ericdellabosca@syrup___e@dj_d_kram powered by @barbapresents
🛐Rejoice,
for our @misasundays Pride Edition 2026
On February 8th,
this holy night is split in two:
@thelaundrybar & @baddecisionsbar
One night ⛪️ No confessions.
ft.
(in alphabetical order)
Adam Love (DE)
Api (DJ Set)
Aysha & Mitch
CHERIII (DE)
Camboy
Cazeleon (UK)
Dashé
Eris Bloom
Frakktalz (Gadigal Land)
Gay Roberto
Homoego
Jonny Seymour (Gadigal Land)
Normcore
Pablo Andrés (Gadigal Land)
Ryan Borne (NZ)
Ryan Cara
Sluddy Daddy
Victoria Bitter
+ More Barba Babes
LIMITED CAPACITY!
TIX via Barbapresents.com
✝️
The faithful shall be stripped, spun, and sent forth renewed. This is not a party, but a reckoning, where queer artists from near and far unite, genres are broken, and the spirit moves fast.
There shall be filthy techno.
There shall be twisted electronics.
There shall be house that refuseth to release thee unto thy bed.
Bad Decisions stays dark and underground.
Laundry rejoices in chaos and camp.
Bring no bs, only curiosity.
Led by the finest queer selectors of the land, and dwelling but blocks from Vic Pride, MISA PROUD 2026 shall be loud, sweaty, and entirely ours.
✨Artwork credits @ericdellabosca@syrup___e@dj_d_kram powered by @barbapresents
