We’re a naughty family ☝️
It’s been over 3 years and we’re STILL Portland’s horniest improv team. Cum soon and see for yourself:
May 16th 10pm
June 20th 10pm
July 18th 10pm
August 20th 10pm
Major shout out to Robbie Augspurger at the Lloyd Center for perfectly capturing our 🤌
We are thrilled to invite you all to our monthly improv show “HONK If You’re Horny” presented by Kickstand Comedy 🔥
Tickets are LIVE for our first show on March 22nd @ 10 PM
It will be a sexy night centered around “The First Time” 🍒
We’re making things extra special with a guest appearance of @groupshowerpdx aka “Group Golden Shower” ✨🚿
We’re sooooo excited, we’ll do our best to not bust too quick 🥵 💦
Heres a lil taste of our vibe 🐶
Written & Directed by @jerilynsophia
Filmed & Edited by @cam24fps
GET YOUR OWN HONK BOOTY SHORTS: click da linktree or purchase at shows!!
SAME PENIS FOREVER B*TCHES!!! 🍆🍆🍆
As Portland’s horniest improv team we ask ourselves, where are the horniest b*tches? The answer became clear.
Come suck on a penis straw, fit a wig under a cowboy hat, and celebrate bachelorette season with us — featuring Portland’s hottest b*tches, Meredith, Sumita, Emily, and Raz!! 🌵💅👰♀️🍹
We promise to hold your hair above the toilet, girl it happens to everyone !!
Thank you to all the hottie weed heads who came to our 4/20 show! 🍃🍃🍃😮💨
We had so much fun with our dream blunt rotation 🌬️ @mariahmercedes@containstallgirlenergy@uptiltheam and @breezylikestolaugh - thank you all so much for making horny improv ur bitch 😈
Join us on May 16 at 10pm at @kickstandcomedy for our next show! Details coming soon bb don’t u worry 🫦
Photos by the WICKedly talented @emilyulsh ❤️🔥
It’s our birthday, so we know you want to rideeeee out (honk honk 🚗)
WE’RE CELEBRATING ONE WHOLE YEAR OF ‘HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY’! 🥵🎂💦🤡
And we loveeee birthday sex. Cum celebrate us and YOU for being a filthy little improv audience member FREAK.
We’ll have some incredible special guests: Afrita Davis, Jesse, Monica Dailey, and original HONK member Violet Pitsker! And YOU, the audience, will be voting on which guest brought their horniest to the HONK stage 🫦
Cum for the improv and STAY for a sexy little birthday party with free CAKE (not just our asses) and dancing until midnight (the horniest time for a party to end)!!
It’s our BIGGEST yet. 🍆
ICYMI: The food show was HOT🔥 and horny 😈
Thank you to our incredible guests @bui.blob and @forgingerpdx . We won’t be accepting lap dances without nuggets on the nips ever again! 🥵
Ummm can you believe we’ve been doing this show for a year now? Special anniversary show coming soon — 🗓️ Save the damn date! March 28 @ 10pm
Photos by the amazing @emilyulsh of course! ❤️
Whether it’s whipped cream between the sheets or an oyster aphrodisiac, food is getting us horny this month and who better to stir the pot than For Ginger and their infamous Dinner Party!!
To make matters crispier we have the celery king himself Bui serving up some sexy-food-storytelling and to join in on our horny improv. 🥬 (@apple celery emoji dropping when?!)
Don’t miss this sloppy, delicious, & downright decadent night of sexy comedy. FEB 28 - TIX IN BIO!
🍌🍓🍦🍫🦪🍷
We had so much CUCKing fun at our January show! Thank you to @kaymocomedy and Lucas for jerkin to our set and joining in on the madness so we could climax 💦
We encourage donations to @pirc_oregon who is fighting for the justice of immigrants in Oregon, and we will be donating 100% of our proceeds from this show
Our next show is February 28 at 10pm. Save the date, this one’s gonna a xxxtra yummy 🍽️👀😈
As always, you neeeeed to hire @emilyulsh to take your photos 📸
Alone in a chair watching everyone… improv coaches are the original CUCKS!
Come watch HONK get cucked LIVE AND UP CLOSE this Saturday at 10pm at Kickstand! Tix in bio 😘
It’s the year of the CUCK and HONK is inviting two very special guests to cum watch us perform our horny improv for them — live & mic’d up on stage in their cuck chairs. You WON’T want to miss this historic night.
And f*cking CUCK ICE. All of HONK’s cut will be donated to the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (@pirc_oregon ). Come support local comedy AND this amazing org.
Tickets in bio! See you there you nasties🪑
Twas the night before HONKmas and all through the house, not a creature was celibate, not even a mouse
The stockings were HUNG.
And the honk fans were snuggled in bed, with visions of horny improvisers dirty dancing in their heads…
Thank you to Tinsel & Trinket, Kickstand, and the sicko HONK family for an unforgettable night!! 📸 by the incomparable @emilyulsh !
Happy Holidays you filthy animals. We’ll see you January 24th 💋
Tag yourself!
The HONK boys managed to stay on Santa’s good side this year, but the girls have only stayed on his backside 😉 (they’re pegging Santa.)
DON’T miss our HO HO HOrny show this Saturday for tasteful improv, jazzercising guests, and nasty holiday cheer. Ticket link in bio for you and your date. 🌹
