@danny.pretzel

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🪗🪗🪗*Music @ 10:30 Honored to have been invited to play Honey Martin with my band, The Salt of the Earth, Thursday, May 21st❗ Sandy's last show with us for the season before he and the missus ship off to 'da Rock so come pay yer respects... FREE SHOW‼️ 💀💀💀💀
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🪖🫡🎖️ 🤳 @blairtramel
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📍📍📍 🤳 @guyforty
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🪺🐣💫 That escalated quickly 🥵‼️#àdimanche
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🥵🥵🥵 On behalf of S.O.T.E Inc. as well as the greater ladospheric diaspora, I wish to extend a formal congratulation to @madangelz777 on a flawlessly curated evening of prescient nostalgia, radical vulnerability and challenging catharsis... Apologies, my delirium tremens-esque phone clips do not compare to the REAL experience! 😅 Thank you @bsmnt_dwllr , thank you Emilie, thank you @korebesada and the staff of @le_ptitours (thank you, Chris), thank you everyone who made it out, thank you everyone who picked up a sticker, tape, CD/lyric booklet, or bought a hot sauce (thank you Nanny Et (yes, my real grandmother, Ethel Smith) for the mustard pickle recipe & @zacknobody from sauce development for formulating our unique recipe, cooking, bottling and shrinking the dang thing! 😋 And thank you @fionabgregg for letting me use your tape labeller for the design), thank you everyone at home... Keep tuning in and we'll be back with more music and downhome condiments, May 21st @ Honey Martin (if not sooner...)! Be seeing you, DP 🧿 📸 1] @la_comtoise 📸 3] @loicsu
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🪗🫥🤳 SANDI-CAM® #soundcheck Catch us le 21 mai @ Honey Martin (if not sooner 😘)!
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🥒🥒🥒*Available exclusively at shows (while supplies last!) " [...] Spilled ink I’ll allow over Donnie McGee For he was a lot more alike you and me When the sickness subsided he’d eat his eggs—three Sneezed a little too hard and buckled his knee Much to Don’s chagrin he was plunged in the dark On the brightest of days Donnie’s pantry—t’was stark By and by Pop chimed in—only having a lark— Singing—“Go, Donnie, Go!”—fetch us a Cherry bark Mustard pickle Salt cabbage Turnip and beat B'ys get yer ruffage at least twice a week Parsnip Pease Pudding Out into ‘da cold... SCOFF DOWN SOME RUFFAGE NOW BEFORE YA GOES! [...]"** 🌶️🌶️🌶️ MR. NOBODY®❗ x DANNY PRETZEL & THE SALT OF THE EARTH❗ = NEWFIE STYLE MUSTARD PICKLE HOT SAUCE‼️ 👅 Special thanks to Ethel "Nanny Et" Smith **Lyrics to "Ruffage" appear with the exclusive permission of @danny.pretzel & The Salt of the Earth (written by Bridger, Guzzwell & Howse) ©Brown Note Records
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🥒🥒🥒*Available exclusively at shows (while supplies last!) " [...] Now I’ll speak for a spell on a young Patrick Druken Cold plates he'd pitch into the 'wave for a nukin’ By the end of the day poor Paddy'd be pukin’ Till his guts were so raw with themselves they'd be dukin’ Come Sunday when Paddy’d tuck into the Jiggs He’d polish five golden Exported “A” rigs When out of the fog Pat’s vision grew hazied Free-radically-altered chips, dressing & gravy Mustard pickle Salt cabbage Turnip and beat B'ys get yer ruffage at least twice a week Parsnip Pease Pudding Out into ‘da cold... [PUT BACK SOME RUFFAGE NOW BEFORE YA GOES!] [...]"** 🌶️🌶️🌶️ MR. NOBODY®❗ x DANNY PRETZEL & THE SALT OF THE EARTH❗ = NEWFIE STYLE MUSTARD PICKLE HOT SAUCE‼️ 👅 Special thanks to Ethel "Nanny Et" Smith **Lyrics to "Ruffage" appear with the exclusive permission of @danny.pretzel & The Salt of the Earth (written by Bridger, Guzzwell & Howse) ©Brown Note Records
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🥒🥒🥒*Available exclusively at shows (while supplies last!) " [...] Come I tells ye a story ‘bout Colin Maloney He never ate scant more than pan-fried baloney Till his pancreas swole to the size of a dory One thing that’s for certain—‘ol Colin was sorry That morning dear Colin stepped into the garden— The paper boy don't throw The Herald too far in When he bent at his waist his arteries fold’t Sufficeth to say Colin's heart—it explod’t Mustard pickle Salt cabbage Turnip and beat B'ys get yer ruffage at least twice a week Parsnip Pease Pudding Out into ‘da cold... SCOFF DOWN SOME RUFFAGE NOW BEFORE YA GOES! [...]"** 🌶️🌶️🌶️ MR. NOBODY®❗ x DANNY PRETZEL & THE SALT OF THE EARTH❗ = NEWFIE STYLE MUSTARD PICKLE HOT SAUCE‼️ 📸 @strawberryapricotpie 👅 Special thanks to Ethel "Nanny Et" Smith **Lyrics to "Ruffage" appear with the exclusive permission of @danny.pretzel & The Salt of the Earth (written by Bridger, Guzzwell & Howse) ©Brown Note Records
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🥒🥒🥒*Available exclusively at shows (while supplies last!) "Gather 'round children I spins ya a treat A yarn about all the good things you can eat A wee tune about sewing** just what you reap As bitter t'would make peeled potato heads weep Ain’t a thing to be choosy instead of a trick For that kind of treat only rots yer teeth quick Keep yer candy ears husked and let the tea steep For ‘da b'ys who don't suffer down ruffage each week Mustard pickle Salt cabbage Turnip and beat B'ys get yer ruffage at least twice a week Parsnip Pease Pudding Out into ‘da cold... [B'YS GET CLEAN RUFFAGE NOW BEFORE YA GOES!] [...]"*** 🌶️🌶️🌶️ MR. NOBODY®❗ x DANNY PRETZEL & THE SALT OF THE EARTH❗ = NEWFIE STYLE MUSTARD PICKLE HOT SAUCE‼️ 📸 @katherine.germain 👅 Special thanks to Ethel "Nanny Et" Smith **Deliberate spelling 🪡 ***Lyrics to "Ruffage" appear with the exclusive permission of @danny.pretzel & The Salt of the Earth (written by Bridger, Guzzwell & Howse) ©Brown Note Records
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🚨 ATTENTION ALL CHOPPLEBOTS—Slop Tarts and Thirst Trappers—Aura Farmers, Rizz Wranglers, Prompt Pushers and Meme Re-Allocators—Bed Rotters, Grid Gardeners, as well as ALL Para-Socialites... "THƎ IИTƎЯИƎT WAƧ A MIƧTAꓘƎ" An intimate @madangelz777 album launch... THURSDAY, MARCH 12 @le_ptitours w/ additional support from @bsmnt_dwllr & yours truly... DANNY PRETZEL & THE SALT OF THE EARTH 🪗 @aebridger 🎻 @zacknobody 🎸 @aidandomenis Advance tix at the link in my bio (30 CAP—SEATED EVENT w/ tables 🧐)! 🎫💨 #movingfast #dontsmokeinbed #gibsonbass 📸 Skunk Kirkland 📃 Poster design by @madangelz777 ✍️ Feat. illustration by @inspectrums 🚬 Ceramic butts by @vincent_larouc 📸 "The Slider" S.O.T.E phote by @jay_smth
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