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"Gather 'round children I spins ya a treat
A yarn about all the good things you can eat
A wee tune about sewing** just what you reap
As bitter t'would make peeled potato heads weep
Ain’t a thing to be choosy instead of a trick
For that kind of treat only rots yer teeth quick
Keep yer candy ears husked and let the tea steep
For ‘da b'ys who don't suffer down ruffage each week
Mustard pickle
Salt cabbage
Turnip and beat
B'ys get yer ruffage at least twice a week
Parsnip
Pease Pudding
Out into ‘da cold...
[B'YS GET CLEAN RUFFAGE NOW BEFORE YA GOES!] [...]"***
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MR. NOBODY®❗
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DANNY PRETZEL & THE SALT OF THE EARTH❗
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NEWFIE STYLE MUSTARD PICKLE HOT SAUCE‼️
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👅 Special thanks to Ethel "Nanny Et" Smith
**Deliberate spelling 🪡
***Lyrics to "Ruffage" appear with the exclusive permission of
@danny.pretzel & The Salt of the Earth (written by Bridger, Guzzwell & Howse) ©Brown Note Records