Today’s a hell of a day folks. We’re cutting some serious slack and handing over our brand spankin new, eleven track record, “Misses Big” for your enjoyment.
You can check out these tracks on Spotify, and shortly at all of the major corporate streaming platforms available to you, the mighty consumer.
Big thanks to @social_media_cowboy for mixing and mastering these bad boys, and to all the slackers out there. Couldn’t have done it without you 🤘
Album art by @torchianahoban
Link in the dang bio
Ah yes, another crisp Thursday evening, with another beautiful weekend just around the corner full of release shows. And what better way to enjoy an evening such as this than with the full video for our new track “Just Be Around”?
This video was artfully spliced together by our very own Justin “Juice” Kohn, and can also be viewed on Youtube through the link in our bio
Shoutout to the Bepis family for lending us this here top-of-the-line trampoline to make our vision a reality
See y’all at the release show in two days 🤘
Hello Rockers 🎸 we’re starting off 2026 with a banger at one of our favorite places to play @phillytypewriter very stoked to be playing with @mediumrarephl 🥩 and @mavis_the_dog_official 🐕 come early ☀️ stay late 🌙 and respect the space ⌨️📜
Howdy friend! Just dropped by to give you the scoop on the next chance to catch us slinging some tunes this Saturday night, alongside the soulful sounds of
@sunfields.phl &
@captaindawgband
At the one and only @moosewc908
This’ll be the last time for the foreseeable future to catch our original lineup, as our dear Flink Pamingo is moving on to better and brighter things. We’ll still be slacking around town but if you wanna catch those sweet and tangy applebutter shreds from the man himself, Saturday’s the day.
See y’all in West Chester
Photos by the ever talented @alex.nicoletti from the last West Philly Porchfest
You may have noticed some cool kids around town sportin this here t-shirt and wondered to yourself “Goddamn, how can someone such as myself procure a shirt as fine as that right there?”
Thankfully we’ve got a handful of shirts left that you can snag on Matt’s @cultmemberprints printshop website. A select few unique colored crewnecks are in the mix as well while supplies last
Link to the shop is in our bio
Fresh off the holiday weekend and after a hearty celebration for Matt’s brand spankin new marriage, there’s no need to worry folks, we haven’t forgotten about the absolutely critical holiday approaching, the ol West Philly Porchfest
You can catch us Saturday slinging tunes and, hell, maybe crackin a buschie or two down on 43rd street, mid afternoon, side by side with some of the finest acts this soulful city has to offer
Once again shoutout to our in house photographer @alex.nicoletti for these primo moments captured at our last show, laying to rest the late great Crime and Punishment Brewery
See y’all in the sunshine
BRENSTOCK IS BACK!!
Music/skating/vendors/food all day long. This is one of the best events you can go to!
Located in Bordentown NJ, DM for address
Anyone interested in vending DM @agxdesigns
You might remember peeping this new track at the C&P final show a few weeks back. Max seems to prefer the acoustic version 🐈⬛
Hope y’all are enjoying plenty of spring slacking time out there
Last show at c&p this Friday at 7. Throughout the past 10 years we have been thrilled to host many great shows from many great artists and wanted to put a little something together for ya one last time.
Bring your pals, bring your enemies, bring your grandfather's pals, they're all gonna want to be here.
There will be a suggested donation if y'all are coming out for the show, but folks are still welcome to come by to drink that final 8 space races either way.
Honored to be included in the final show at our favorite Philly brewery @crimeandpunishmentbrewingco which is going down THIS FRIDAY night
It’s the last weekend they’ll be slinging their undeniably fine ales, and we’re pretty broken up about it over here at the slackatorium. Needless to say, you’re gonna wanna come get tastefully sloshed with us in honor of C&P’s ten beautiful years as the last brewery in brewerytown 🪦
Our new run of shirts will be present and incredible snaggable
Playing alongside @halftheband@soft_idiot and @inlieuofroses
Starts at 7PM
Printed another small run of our Misses Big shirts and a few crew necks to polish it off down in Matt’s basement @cultmemberprints shop
Pick em up at the next gig! Got a couple potential shows announcing soon so keep an ear out y’all
