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WAKEY WAKEY PETEY BOY YOU GOT WORK TO DO!™ HAHA!™ PETE’S “I ❤️ MONEY” LOVESTREAM FUNDRAISER™ Coming soon… OUR BOARD OF DIRECTORS IS FUELED BY EXCEPTIONAL INDIVIDUALS SUCH AS @fw.noka AND @sarahuang1995 WHO CONTINUOUSLY COMPLY AS INSTRUCTED! GREAT WORK! #happy #joyous #elated

🤑 THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED™️ 🤑 Pete’s I <3 Money L<3vestream Fundraiser™️ 📅 MARCH 19 | 19:00–03:00 📍 RADION Amsterdam & Online 🎟️ ONLY 300 TICKETS AVAILABLE (Link in Bio) The first 50 guests receive a special button for being such COMPLIANT CREATURES™️. EVERYTHING IS FINE™️! Haha! 🎭 THE ENTERTAINMENT & ACTS Experience a zany, late-night talk show hosted by our Golden Goose, Pete, and controlled by The Board of Directors. LIVE CHAOS: Musicians, poets, and unique acts across the Cafe & Expo room. @maas_vg @michael3kow @sweetened.iced.tea @ibn.backbone @luisurreal @dripd.nl @sarahuang1995 @erikfaase @thompson4real98 @jaimjajaim TELEVISED™️: A 1-of-1 livestream stitching together the above performers as well as tailor-made performances which will be kept a surprise. Some things you will only experience if you come to the physical event. LADY LUCK: Find the hidden 1 MILLION JOYBUCKS™️ BILL to win one of every handmade item at the event! 🛍️ THE MARKET: SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP! Exchange your Euros for JOYBUCKS™️ at our Currency Exchange Booth. We have a price point for everyone! EXCLUSIVES: Screen-printed shirts by Gibby Wit @gibby.wit and Pete Gomes @_stonejelly TRINKETS: Beaded bag charms and curios by Noah Raven. CURATED: A second-hand clothing stand + assorted custom items. THE AUCTION: Live bidding on 1-of-1 designer pieces, and other packages. Donors: @ledgebound @royisamess @tatzzbyvie @radionamsterdam And some special items made to be auctioned by the likes of @_stonejelly @toms_bee @thompson4real98 🍽️ THE FEAST Indulge in a three-course meal cooked by Chef Hendrik @moetbort and Chef Abhi @bubbyylash THE PRICE: Only €10 RSVP per person (on top of ticket). THE LOGIC: You were gonna eat that day anyway, no? Why not a 3-course meal as cheap as Kibbeling? RSVP Link COMING SOON. Limited unreserved spots also available. Tickets: €10 (plus fee). 8 hours of JOY™️. 300 spots. One lifetime. Video: @_stonejelly @fw.noka @sarahuang1995 3D Art: Pete G. The Board: @vasilisaikra @fw.noka @gibby.wit @maarten.beuvink @a_droidboy & Noah Raven STAY ALERT. BE HAPPY. COMPLY. #happy #jouyous #elated

The Board of Directors is HAPPY™ to announce: Pete’s I <3 Money L<3vestream Fundraiser™, coming MARCH 19th to RADION! From 19:00-03:00 ticket link available at radionamsterdam.stager.co or link in bio Experience the madness live-streamed online or better yet IN PERSON™!!! Tickets are only €10 (plus fee) for an eight-hour journey into the world of JOY™. It’s the event of a lifetime, something you probably have never seen, or will EVER see again… only 300 spots available! Upon arrival, you can exchange your Euros for our exclusive JOYBUCKS™ at the dedicated Currency Exchange Booth. Use your JOYBUCKS™ to shop till you drop! Who said money couldn’t buy happiness? (We need their full name and address) Indulge in a lovely three-course meal cooked by Chefs Hendrik and Abhi (RSVP link for meal COMING SOON) or limited unreserved food spots available. Shop for ethically sourced, screen-printed shirts by Pete G. and Gibby Wit (@gibby.wit ) designed and hand-made made exclusively for this event! (More information SOON™) If lady luck is on your side, you might find the 1 MILLION JOYBUCKS™ BILL hidden in a [REDACTED], which is redeemable for one of Each handmade item available! HAPPY SOUNDS of live musicians, poets, and unique entertainment acts will leave you ELATED throughout the cafe AND expo room. 1 of 1 designer-made items will be auctioned during the show (Items announced SOON™) Beware: THIS REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED™ via a zany, late-night styled livestream talk show controlled by our Board of Directors (Vasilisa @vasilisaikra Noka @fw.noka and Noah Raven) hosted by our Golden Goose, Pete. Stitching together unique acts and performances tailor-made for this event! This once-in-a-lifetime experience is limited to only 300 tickets, so act fast to secure your spot. The first 50 guests to purchase tickets will receive a special button for being such great COMPLIANT CREATURES™ Stay alert for more updates because we couldn’t possibly detail all that is happening in just one post… and remember: EVERYTHING IS FINE™! Haha! 3D art made in Blender (@blender.official ) by Pete G Sound designed by: Maas @maas_vg #happy #joyous #elated #wealthy #opulent

19.03 Pete’s Fundraiser This Thursday, we gather at RADION Expo in support of Pete. Pete’s fundraiser is a community effort supported by RADION, to help a long-time RADION member. After facing deportation while being in spinal surgery, he organised a fundraiser to get back on his feet financially. For those who don’t know Pete: he really puts the “fun” in fundraiser. He’s got a jam-packed program ready for you with musical acts, theatre, a dinner and much more. Swipe to read Pete’s story and to check out the program. Fundraiser tickets via link in bio.

Dutch Healthcare ✨🇳🇱 Pushing Pete @_stonejelly #amsterdam #healthcare #money #nederland #ilovemoney

THE BOARD™ is HAPPY™ to bring you: GIBBY™. And the entire merchandise collection Gibby Wit (@gibby.wit ) led and produced in collaboration with PETE™ and his I ❤️ Money Lovestream Fundraiser happening on March 19th from 19:00-03:00 at @radionamsterdam The shirts designed with love and careful attention to themes and detail, they were ethically sourced, produced and packaged with ecological mindedness (using natural materials only) 4 Designs, 60 shirts, luck of the draw. To help save his friend’s life Gibby took on this massive project and spend countless hours working and producing these products, and developing a tight bond with Pete, all for the sake of love. Together, the two of them labored intensely, handmaking 60 shirts, in order to show the world that with a little help from friends, problems can be made into hills rather than mountains. Thanks Gibby for being an honest and hardworking individual, don’t let anyone ever make you feel lesser than, for you are peak humanity. And thank you to Noka @fw.noka and Luna @lunalaila77 for trusting the process and lending their image for a lovely cause. And thank you @nezho for inspiring me and giving me your blessing to iterate on your concept ❤️ I love you Thank you @radionamsterdam for donating 7 sweaters to be part of a collaboration collection You can purchase these shirts on March 19th, at RADION AMSTERDAM during Pete’s I ❤️ Money Lovestream Fundraiser. Tickets available in Link in Bio. #happy #joyous #elated

Step into HAPPYLAND: This rough world got you down? Well FEAR NOT™ This is the STORY™ so far: After an illness, a lost visa, and a system that doesn’t make it easy to be a freelancer in this city, Pete’s doing what any reasonable person would do — throwing an eight-hour live show to fight back. The I ❤️ Money L❤️vestream Fundraiser™ is part variety night, part theatrical experience, part absurdist protest. Between acts, watch our protagonist take on The Board — a faceless, humourless force of bureaucracy — in his quest to avoid bankruptcy and reclaim his life. Featuring live music, DJs poetry, improv, stand up comedy, a clothing market, screen printed merch made for the event, and food on site. It’s funny because it has to be. It’s a show because reality is already theatre!™ Come witness it in person. Tickets €10 (+ fee), doors 19:00–03:00, next Thursday at Radion Amsterdam. Only 300 spots. Link in bio or at radionamsterdam.stager.co 🎤 Featured acts: DJ’s - @jaimjajaim @erikfaase @thompson4real98 @arjunsamadhan @cellen_0 Live Music: @sweetened.iced.tea @ibn.backbone @luisurreal @maas_vg @dripd.nl Food: @moetbort @bubbyylash Clothing: @gibby.wit @ctrl.zed & Pete G. Special Acts: @sarahuang1995 @hesselhemstra @michael3kow @ledgebound @d3vilwearspink @novamayy Special Items donated by: @pushicaya @robindabobbin Photographers: @beto.raww and @nietenthousiast A special thank you to our Board Members™: [REDACTED] Thank you @radionamsterdam and the team for making this evening possible! (The Board™ tolerates this caption) #happy #joyous #elated

The Board™ would like to invite you to a Dinner Extravaganza!™ During Pete’s I ❤️ Money L❤️vestream Fundraiser™ at RADION AMSTERDAM on March 19th from 19:00 - 03:00 at Louwesweg 1. (@radionamsterdam ) tickets available in BIO. CHEF and CHEF: We will be serving a 3-Course Dinner™ Consisting of : 1st course is a Clear Broth Malaysian Soup 2nd course is an Iranian walnut stew called Shish Andaz 3rd course is a Sticky Mango Pudding dessert These are all vegan! For the lovely folks out there that would refuse to eat a dog! Haha! (Shish Andaz contains cinnamon) Make sure to RSVP with the Link in the Bio so no food is harmed in the making of this event! It is a separate link than the ticket link. (It’s the Google forms link) The meal is priced at 10€ per person, and is not included with a ticket so please do RSVP. There will be an extremely finite number of On-The-Spot Sales of food (a small amount over the number of rsvps to minimize waste) And remember: EVERYTHING IS FINE. A special thank you to our Wards, uh, we mean HANDLERS, no sorry CHEFS: @moetbort and @bubbyylash for their continued service as part of THE BOARD. #happy #joyous #elated

PEEK INSIDE OUR OPERATIONAL METHODS IN THIS: OUR NEWEST INSTRUCTIONAL FILM™! HAHA™! CORRECTIVE ACTION™ IS A STAPLE IN OUR METHODOLOGY. BE SURE TO FOLLOW OUR LEAD™, AND ALL WILL BE FINE! HAHA! IT’S ALL UNDER CONTROL!™ I </3 HEART REALITY™ is a Nezhla™ ( @nezho ) design, but the content of our INSTRUCTIONAL FILM™ is proprietary intellectual property developed without her operational supervision. Please direct all grievances to our INTERNAL COMPLIANCE DEPARTMENT™. A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO @gibby.wit @maas_vg @thepekkers FOR THEIR CONTRIBUTION TO THE MAKING OF THIS FILM. #happy #joyous #elated

UNCLE FRANK IS JUST TAKING CARE OF ME FOR A WHILE! EVERYTHING IS FINE #happy #joyous #elated

WE HAVE REVIEWED YOUR APPLICATION AND WE THE BOARD™ HAVE DEEMED THIS: NOT ART. Our Organization is proud to contract dilligent workers like your friendly neighborhood MAAS (@maas_vg ) for the completion of Audio related tasks, be one of us! But not too much! I ❤️ REALITY ™ is a @nezho product and deemed: Art. EVERYTHING IS FINE! HAHA! #HAPPY #JOYOUS #ELATED

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