someone asked me what the music i make sounds like and i said “covers of one direction” // i don’t think they knew i literally meant covers of one direction
“clouds” is the first song from an entire cover album of 1D’s four // no better place to start than the end of the album
thank you to the people who make my very strange, niche, you-had-to-be-there music possible and sound like…..real music….
drums by @prinzidrums
vocals by @crycrysometimes
mixed by @properkeith
mastered by @dependableson
listen to it wherever who cares
useless artist olive // and the most interesting celebrity details you'll hear all week i promise you
read the full interview with olive and other useless trans musicians // on bandcamp // only two physical copies left
useless artist cleo // and the most important information you’ve heard all week
read the full interview with cleo and other useless trans musicians // on bandcamp // only two physical copies left
useless artist lauren of @worriersmusic // and some very important biographical info
read the full interview with lauren and other useless trans musicians // on bandcamp // only two physical copies remaining
holding on to a dream by blush // mid 2000s album track from the “world’s first pan-asian girl group” // bangers over ballads always but sometimes a really bad song with a dramatic melody just connects with you // unfortunate
new episode of ggg (ggg) tomorrow // an hour of girl group covers
useless musicians ikaika + dash of flamango bay // and the answers to questions everyone was dying to know but too afraid to ask
read the full interview with ikaika and dash and other useless trans musicians // on bandcamp
useless // issue 1 // spring 2026 // out now
two new free useless wolfy songs + a free digital download of the mag // limited run of physical if you swing that way // answer the question once and for all — does archiving trans art matter!!!!
on bandcamp
useless // issue 1 // spring 2026 // tomorrow on bandcamp
free digital // extremely limited physical run // only 7 copies // one for each job interview i had last year for jobs i did not get // coincidentally one for each letter in the word “useless”
