You are invited to our HAGSPLOITATION film screening...
536
August 17th, screening at
@kaje.world
Doors at 7:30 PM, screening at 8:00 PM
74 15th St, South Slope, Brooklyn, 11215
CREDITS:
Directed by Lydia Kuzak
@unaligned.temple.warrior
Original Screenplay by Kellen MacGregor
@k31__13n
Cinematography by Tara Shafa
@tears.of.gratitude
Head Stylist Isabelle Molnar
@daughter.issues
Starring (in order of appearance) Violet Webster,
@crusty_violet Isabelle Molnar and Kellen MacGregor
Synopsis:
Hag horror meets grotesque mukbang in Ireland circa 536 AD (referred to by medieval scholars as “the worst year to be alive”) in this psycho-biddy period piece about three paganesses, a foreign man lost in the forest and a feast appalling enough to shock a Visigoth. Among the many secluded pagan tribes of pre-Christian Ireland, a particularly nasty trio of maiden, Celtic hags encounters a seemingly aimless Anglo-Saxon explorer in their isolated neck of the woods. This unexpected instance of first contact between paganism and Christianity ignites a never-before-kindled fire within the wenches’ untouched loins. Overcome by their newfound libidos, the two stupidest women in medieval Ireland (Isabelle Molnar & Kellen MacGregor) decide to forgo their offering for the Imbolc celebration in exchange for a taste of their manly visitor. Disgusted by these dolts’ foolishness, the smartest woman in medieval Ireland (Violet Webster) conjures Brighid, a highly revered and fearsome deity, to punish her simple underlings for their lecherous folie-à -deux. As the most wretched women in Irish history yearn, glut, bicker, scheme and repent altogether, the future of Ireland’s sovereignty and its pagan traditions rests in their sordidly corrupt hands.