Venn diagram that shows the cross-section of rom-coms that involve magic and have numbers in the title. DMs are always open for any additions to the cross-section. I don’t however take suggestions for the other two sections. I’m fully aware that they are not comprehensive- they don’t need to be. It’s the cross-section I’m interested in. (Issue #4, ‘The Resurrection Issue’)
Had to blast the brightness up to 100 in post for u to see my face because this was performed during a power cut and all we had for lighting was this row of LED candles who barely had any power themselves god bless them. Sharing this excerpt because I wrote it specifically for this reading when I realised that the original piece didn’t really have an ending and I needed to finish it properly just like I finished myself off properly all those years ago. Lmk if you’d be interested in reading the full thing, I’ll publish the new version if that’s what the people want. Or maybe I’ll do another reading. For those in the don’t know, this is the story of my first orgasm which I filmed on a Nokia in 2006. Thank u @aaronybailey & @thereturnofshe for making an unknown dream come true. Thank u @annalilydean for capturing. And thank u to the audience for accepting me at my rape joke #hollowman #ianhuntley #aronofsky
My newsletter has been in the top 100 on the Humor charts of Substack for a couple years now and I forgot to tell anyone. It first appeared at #51 which was fine, then it dropped to #69 which was ideal, and now it lurks at #87 which is neither here nor there. Let’s work together to get it back up to #69. Subscribe at the L in my B, and follow @thisis_uncalledfor if u like nudes
For those who don’t know, Sean was the man who lived across the hall from me. and Jane, his girlfriend, is the complicated woman I’m referring to here, who was my unconsenting muse for a couple of years. Sean died about six months ago and haunted me for a night. Haven’t seen Jane since 😔💀 (issue #19, ‘EXTRA, EXTRA!!’)
