Chris Haughton

@therealchrishaughton

Professional Joke teller ! #1 Comedian in Arizona ! Husband of 1 Father of 2 For Booking ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Oro Valley, Arizona showed up last night in a HUGE way to our first “Support Your Local Comedy Show” at DiBella’s Booze n Brunch @dibellasbrunch w/ Headliner Chris Haughton @therealchrishaughton Thank you to Chris, Saskia Bee @beesaskia & Louie AZ louieaz44 for owning the stage on our first monthly show at DiBella’s. The packed crowd was roaring from start to finish and everyone left hungry for more. We would not have had such a successful evening if it wasn’t for our phenomenally supportive sponsors at Plato’s Closet West @platosclosetwesttucson , Boxcrete @boxruelas10 , AZ Diamond Documents @az.diamond.docs & Drew’s Barbershop @drewsbarbershopaz . It was so rewarding to see all of your smiling faces in the crowd. We appreciate your partnership and we’ll continue to help you grow your businesses. To the electric crowd of guests who showed up in support of local businesses and local entertainment: We cannot thank you enough for the laughter and great energy you brought into the room. We can’t wait to see you again next month! Finally, to Cayle & the staff at DiBella’s: In my years of producing comedy shows, I’ve never felt so supported by a venue as we were last night. Your effort and teamwork, coupled with delicious food and drinks are unmatched. We look forward to helping you grow and we can’t wait to do it again! #azshadecomedy #comedian #orovalleyaz #tucson #comedyclub
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22 days ago
I liked it myself! 😈
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4 months ago
Headlining CHRIS HAUGHTON RANKED THE #1 COMEDIAN IN SOUTHERN ARIZONA. 11.1.25 Your Mom’s House Bar & Grill 112 S. Camino Seco Tucson AZ 85710 /shop/ols/categories/comedy-show--your-moms-house-bar--grill
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7 months ago
Have you ever laughed your ass off... inside a historic train station? Welcome to Park Ave Comedy Night — where the laughs echo off exposed brick and vintage floors. 
This Friday, June 27th, we’re transforming 242 Park Ave. in the Lost Barrio into the most unique comedy club Tucson’s ever seen. 👋 I’m Che Wilson, owner of Park Ave — and I’m inviting you to our inaugural comedy show. It’s not just a night out... it’s a full-on experience. ✨ The vibes? Immaculate. 
🤣 The comedy? Top-tier. 
🚂 The venue? One-of-a-kind. Don’t miss the debut. 
Tickets are $12 online, $17 at the door. 
🎟️ Hit the link and we’ll see you Friday! ——— #TucsonComedy #downtowntucson #StandUp #tucson #tucsonaz #StandUpComedy
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10 months ago
Hey Yall. I'll be in Tucson this Friday telling some jokes with my favorite white people... well not favorite but they're definitely in my top 20!
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10 months ago
Hey Yall. This Saturday, June 14th 2025. I'll be performing for an 'Almost' sold out audience in Tucson at the Vail Theater of the Arts. Dm me for discounted tickets or pull up the day of the show and pay full price like a dummy! either way come get these jokes. you and ya horse face momma!
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11 months ago
Hey yall. I'll be here all weekend! come get a drink and laugh with me while I talk about ya oversized momma! I'll be at @laffscomedycaffe in Tucson! 2 shows on Friday at 8pm & 10:30pm then we got 2 shows on Saturday at 7pm & 9:30pm
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1 year ago
Yall like Hibachi? Well come watch me cook! This Friday doors open at 6:30
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1 year ago
If my hand in the cookie jar I know one thing, Imma take the cookie, not leave my ring - Jay- Z Labor weekend @laffscomedycaffe We had the time of our lives! 4 Shows. 4 amazing sold-out crowd. over 600 people laughing at some jokes I wrote while sitting on the toilet! I got the best job in the world! @knowweigh & @thejohnhastings were absolutely on fire!! can't wait to crush another stage with yall!
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1 year ago
Hey Yall. Apparently @tellmamabar ordered a second shot of greatness! So I'll be there on December 9th, 2023. I was there about a month ago and we filled that place to capacity! Please don't be one of those sad people that get turned away at the door because you took too long to do ya makeup and still look ugly!! GET THERE AT 7:30 & ORDER YA DRINKS!! Also, I'm bringing some killas with me! The extremely talented @soniarita.az The absolutely hysterical @rorylaughs & My dawg the local favorite @comedianmonte See yall soon! Tell ya momma to tell her momma that Chris Haughton gonna be @tellmamabar
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2 years ago
#HAPPYVETERANSDAY No need to thank me guys. All I did was singlehandedly defeat the terrorist. End slavery all by myself and stop the zombie apocalypse. Did I mention there was noone else there? Thats why there's no pictures but happy veterans day to the people who was supposed to go with me.
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2 years ago
"I'm an artist & I'm sensitive about my Sh*t!" - @erykahbadu 📸- @kawaiiathy Hey Yall, last Saturday @tellmamabar became one of my favorite places to perform. Maybe it was because of the amazing sold out crowd. Maybe it was because of the hospitality my team & I received from the owners and staff. Maybe it was because of the great snacks in the green room (I love snacks! 🤤). Or maybe it was because of those sexy red lights!! Either way, See yall very soon & thank you for having me!
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2 years ago