HOT OFF THE TRASH CAN! Garage punk trash by Thee Terrible Threes!! CNB 001 orders from Crash ‘n’ Burn directly get a hand-made picture sleeve and slightly used CnB barf bag!! $15cad shipped within Canada eh, $17usd to thee States. Buy 20 get one free!! Barf bags in limited quantities; for safety reasons keep on hand while listening to this record (it’ll make you puke).
Ruin your record collection today! Send us a DM to order! Or don’t.
CNB 001 is out May 23! Available online thru @uglypoprecords and @a.n.d_records , pick up your Crash ‘n’ Burn wax alongside their stellar catalogue! Direct orders from @crash.n.burn.records DMs receive custom picture sleeve and exclusive CRASH ‘N’ BURN BARF BAG (while supplies last)!
CNB 001 COMING MAY 23! Thee first release from Crash ‘n’ Burn Records, MATTER OF TIME is an organ-drenched fuzz’d out garage rock driver, sure to clutter the bottoms of record store trashcans in no time! Recorded on a budget of $69 (beer included), and available on vinyl only (Spotify sent them a cease and desist letter), this slab is guaranteed to ruin your hi-fi and lower the value of your record collection!
200 copies pressed, available through @uglypoprecords and @a.n.d_records ! Direct orders from Crash ‘n’ receive a unique picture sleeve!
JUNE 27!!! We’re disgusted and horrified to announce that, in order to satisfy the promise of “5 Bands”, we had to stoop to such lows as to book @theeterriblethrees . Condemned as Toronto’s least talented garage punk band, these three jokers bring absolutely nothing to the table, artistically or musically. We truly apologize for the irreparable damage they will surely cause to your eardrums, as well as to your faith in live music. Bands like this are why we invented the smoke break. 🚬🗑️🤮
If you want to see 4 amazing other bands, plus 5 killers DJs, check out HIPSVILLE HEATWAVE on June 27 at OWLS CLUB! Ticket link in thee bio!
WELL HOT DAMN TORONTO!!!
Thank you for SELLING OUT @dinastavern last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK YOU GUYS!!?!??🤯 🐀 🍤
What a wild night of music and friends. Huge thank you to @thekewpiedolls and @theeterriblethrees …. And to all of YOU for coming!!
Next stop - Germany, France and Belgium! 🇩🇪 🇫🇷 🇧🇪
photo: @hrmphoto
Welcome to Hipsville presents: HIPSVILLE HEATWAVE 🔥🌴🥵
5 bands + 5 DJs all night long! Saturday, June 27 at Owl’s Club will be the sweatiest and sloppiest Hipsville yet. So pack light and get excited for the trashiest budget beach vacation of your dreams.
Art by @exgirlfriendstudio
Ticket link in bio! 🎟️
Too shit for Spotify! Too trashy for Tidal! Too abhorrent for Apple Music! CNB 001 will be released on vinyl only, in mercifully small quantities! SAVE YOURSELF FROM A LIFE OF POP BOREDOM!! Matter of Time b/w 69 by Thee Terrible Threes will be released in May, and the world probably won’t be the same after. It will be much much worse.
It’s only been a MATTER OF TIME before Crash ‘n’ Burn got to our first release! CNB 001 (in association with @uglypoprecords UP086) features Toronto’s worst garage punk unknowns THEE TERRIBLE THREES with this double B side ripper: MATTER OF TIME b/w 69! Budget rock at its cheapest, this slab of wax is guaranteed to ruin your hi-fi and bring down the median value of your Discogs collection! Coming out in May!
