SmutSlamDK

What a night! Thanks to everyone who made the slam last night such a roaring success. Did you miss it? Well don’t worry. We’ve got our next slam planned for June 16th. The theme is Festival Fling. We’ll see all your lovelies then. And don’t forget to bring your friends. #storytelling #copenhagenevents #copenhagencomedy #copenhagenopenmic #sexpositive

Tonight’s the night! Copenhagen’s only open-mic dirty storytelling event returns this evening at @R åhuset. Doors open 6:30 pm. And now I believe it’s time to meet your third and final judge for the evening. Dianna (she/her) Dianna is a body- and trauma therapist, raving witch, and founder of Empower Collective. She believes the foundation for every mind-blowing, boundary-pushing, story-worthy moment is the same thing: knowing yourself from the inside out. She’s here to remind you that embodiment is the ultimate turn-on. IG: @empower__collective #storytelling #copenhagenevents #copenhagencomedy #copenhagenopenmic #sexpositive

It’s a rainy Monday, but don’t let that get you down. Copenhagen’s only open-mic dirty storytelling event returns TOMORROW TUESDAY MAY 12 at @R åhuset. Get your tickets now (link in bio!). And now I believe it’s time to meet your second judge! Kate (she/her) I’m a sustainable food studies student who shows my love through cooking you a warm plant-based meal. I believe in fate and letting out an existential cry on public transportation, and view pigeons as nothing less than misunderstood icons. Most days, I’m creatively avoiding my master’s thesis by writing you a love song or picking up a new hobby like fermenting things that exceed my level of comprehension. When I’m not doing that, I’m probably meditating my way out of bad decisions.. to make only slightly better ones later ;) IG: @k.liseo #storytelling #copenhagenevents #copenhagencomedy #copenhagenopenmic #sexpositive

As your weekend wraps up, don’t you dare forget that Copenhagen’s only open-mic dirty storytelling event is back at @R åhuset this coming Tuesday May 12th. Secure those tix (link in bio!). Now it’s time to meet your first judge. Miss Texass (she/her) Miss Texass is here to share just how ass-hat backwards Texas can be. Yes, we’ve seen everything is bigger in Texas- the trucks, the soda, the... but is it really better? She’s happy to be living in Denmark and titty twirls for her saniTITy. IG: @misstexass.dk Photo credit: @JesperKoefoed.foto #storytelling #copenhagenevents #copenhagencomedy #copenhagenopenmic #sexpositive

The Department of Pre-Pride Smut in Odense has a correction to make before tonight’s slam at @lambda_odense : our third judge is none other than… Sarah (she/they) @sarahwwx_ Sarah is vice chairperson for Odense Pride, and uses an app to track the smutty fanfiction she reads. Her cat seems to judge her for it. ****** in other words, it’s a perfect storm of judging us. The cat judges Sarah, and Sarah will be judging your personal sx story, which will give us the top three storytellers who will win PRIZES. So bring your Story on the theme of “BLOOM”, and let’s get this pride season kicked off properly! Tickets still available online, or at the door. #storytelling #odenseevents #odensepride #odensecomedy #sexpositive

ODENSE, wake TF up! Tomorrow, 6 May, SmutSlam returns to your fair city for another exciting pre-Pride storytelling evening, and you don’t want to miss it. Take a moment with us now to MEET THE JUDGES! Nicklas (he/him) @nicklas.bla Nicklas is deeply rooted in Odense’s LGBTQ+ community, as a board member of the two major local LGBTQ+ organisations: @lambda_odense and @odensepride . He’s set on promoting inclusivity and empowering freedom for everyone to express who they are, regardless of gender, sexuality, race, religion or anything else. The diversity of humanity is its strongest trait, and should be celebrated in all its forms. Patrick (he/him) @patrick_hyyggenygge “I spend most of my time volunteering at Lambda as vice chairperson, volunteer coordinator and part of daily management. Besides that I spend time with my friends, either with my best friend Jakob who I live with or other close friends. I am social guy, and value my self-chosen family.” Liv (she/her) @liv_brinhild Bartender by night, nursing student by day (and winner of last year’s Pride edition Slam!) ********** We love being one of Odense’s pride-season traditions, centering queer stories of love and lvst, and you’re going to love being a part of it too. Grab your friends, get some festive food in you for an early dinner, and join us tomorrow night. With sweet prizes from @uberlube and our Armoire of Mystery, and the wildness of the Fvckbucket, you can’t have a better Wednesday evening without taking your clothes off! Ticket link in bio. #storytelling #odenseevents #odensepride #odensecomedy #sexpositive

SmutLovers around the world, ARISE! For the next month of slams cometh, and whooooo-weee, May is a doozie! Fourteen slams in the network, from Madrid to Manchester, Baltimore to Boston, Erfurt to Edmonton to EVERYWHERE WE CAN. Check out our directory page (via link in bio), share with your people, make sure you tune in to our podcast Your Life Is Awesome, and let us know if you’ve got hot contacts in a city you think we should go to next. We take the smutspreading SRSLY. #storytelling #sexpositivity

Copenhagen’s only community dirty storytelling open mic is back on Tuesday, May 12, with more “grown-up” stories, this time on the theme “HUMBLE BRAG.” We wanna know what you’re good at, and how you found out that you were. Skills, stamina, niche knowledge, or sheer bravado... so swagger on into @raahuset on May 12th and boast away! As always, amazing prizes from @kink_kbh and @uberlube , anonymous questions and confessions from the audience! Secure your tickets now (link in bio). #storytelling #copenhagenevents #copenhagencomedy #copenhagenopenmic #sexpositive

Wow, that weekend really flew by, didn’t it? But there’s no reason to have the Monday blues. Why not you ask? Because you can already look forward to tomorrow evening when SmutSlam Copenhagen returns to @raahuset ! And on that note, I believe it’s time to meet your third and final judge. ——————— Rani Kamel he/him A good story is a lot like a good building: it’s all about mood, rhythm, and just the right amount of ornamentation. I’m an architect, so I take these things seriously in theory and even more seriously in practice. I think in diagrams, stories, but most of all in atmosphere. Which is probably why I’ll be found quietly adjusting the lighting at your next house party. #storytelling #copenhagenevents #copenhagencomedy #copenhagenopenmic #sexpositive

Hey Copenhagen, it’s time to take a little break from your spring weekend vibing to meet our second judge for Tuesday’s slam at @raahuset . Martha she/her I’m a musician with a degree in literature and am now co-organiser of CPH Porn Film Festival. My jaw is made from titanium, I once got stung by a scorpion and I’m an avid lover of a well-performed, smutty narrative. IG: @marthadons #storytelling #copenhagenevents #copenhagencomedy #copenhagenopenmic #sexpositive

HELLO, ODENSE, are you ready for Pride? Let SmutSlam help get you there with our special Pre-Pride slam at @lambda_odense on Wed 6 May. The theme? “BLOOM.” Tell us about the times when you opened your petals, spread your wings, sowed those wild oats. Maybe it’s about a sexy glow-up, or moving into our glorious selves… it’s a metaphor, and a particularly good one for Pride, so work with it! Tickets are on sale NOW (link in bio), and we’re prepping a special batch of prizes and surprises for our bold tellers and lucky fvckers. The Pre-Pride edition of SmutSlam in Odense is sponsored by @odensepride and @uberlube , but it’s inspired by YOU. Roust out your friends, put on that queer gear, and we’ll see you there! #storytelling #odenseevents #odensecomedy #odensepride #sexpositive

As promised, it is time to meet your very first judge for our April 14th slam at @raahuset Storm (she/her) Hi! I’m queer, I love gardening, cooking, knitting, baking... Oh, and I have a small company making spanking paddles! I take kink seriously - but not too seriously. My vision is to bring kink out of the dark and into the pastel coloured light, making it fun, cheeky and accessible. Let’s just have fun, am I right?! IG: @skarn.shop #storytelling #copenhagenevents #copenhagencomedy #copenhagenopenmic #sexpositive