Smooth recess

@smoothrecess

I ate chicken
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“If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and then make a change.” - Michael Jackson
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2 months ago
The Playful Bunch is going on tour! Truly an exciting excursion with so many excellent friends along the way! 3/8 - Philadelphia, PA - Beautiful World Syndicate with Opera Benezet, the III, John Moran Trio 3/9 - New Haven, CT - CafeNine with Revenge Body and Chanelle Allesandre 3/10 - Providence, RI - Lost Bag with Russian Tsarlag, Baby Muffler, A Monolithic Dome 3/11 - Portland, ME - People's Inclusive Welding with Crazy Deja Vu, Vervain 3/12 - Worcester, MA - The Firehouse with The Poison Joys, Hurry Scurry, Lean 3/14 - NYC - Red Light District with ??????? We look forward to getting playful with you :)
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2 months ago
Welcome to my world
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4 months ago
Currently looking for investors
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4 months ago
I am a lucky guy. Been married to this wonderful women 7 years. Happy anniversary to the baddest babe around.
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9 months ago
Saturday’s Second Annual Hot Dog Eating Invitational was a night for the ages, as nine charismatic competitors stepped onto the UKIE Club stage and ate for glory. A sold-out crowd watched in awe as Jesse “The Wildcard” James raced Spanky down to the wire to win back-to-back championships. As our mustard-slingin’ host @bracebelden raised the hand of our repeat champion, @jimebrown666 issued a harsh warning to all competitors, stating his intent to challenge for the championship at next year’s event. A $1500 donation was made in the name of Jesse James to the Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society for his victory. Another $250 donation was made in the name of Alex Tominsky to the South Philadelphia Community Fridge. A special thank you to all involved, from the kitchen staff to the sound and A/V crew, to the bands Q, @raskolphl , Who Pays, and Ballistix; our resident DJ @moneynicca ; @grindcore420 for creating a seven-foot-tall hot dog monster; @comeonstrong and @latziyela.prints for screen printing shirts; @softhandscreenprinting for screen printing posters; @kesslers_photo , @joecurryapunta , @christopherpostlewaite , and @yeahicouldbedown for film and photography; @bonecrab and @my_fetalbrain for artwork and graphic design, and to our competitors - @shitstainedbriefs @deacon_mackin @smooth_recess @choregrrrl @tp_buttonchops_ @breckfu @barbers.taking.action @hidenous_replicaa and SPANKY - and lastly, to YOU for buying a ticket and supporting our event. Stay tuned for next year, you won’t want to miss what we have planned.
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10 months ago
🌭🚨🌭 THE SEQUEL TO THE EVENT THAT STARTED IT ALL… PHILADELPHIA’S PREMIER FEAST OF FLESH: THE SECOND ANNUAL 4333 HOT DOG EATING INVITATIONAL IS QUICKLY APPROACHING. JOIN US JUNE 28TH AT THE UKIE CLUB, WHERE OUR LOVELY HOST @BRACEBELDEN OF @TRUEANONPOD WILL WELCOME NINE BRAVE COMPETITORS TO THE STAGE TO BATTLE FOR GLUTTONOUS GLORY. THIS YEAR, EACH COMPETITOR HAS CHOSEN A CHARITY TO EAT FOR—IF THEY WIN, A CASH DONATION WILL BE MADE IN THEIR NAME. BUY A TICKET TODAY. CHOOSE YOUR EATER. SHOW UP WITH SIGNS. THIS WILL BE AN EVENT LIKE NO OTHER. DON’T MISS IT. 🎟️ TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE LINK IN BIO. 🌭🚨🌭 Flyers and Contestant Cards by @bonecrab - Art by @my_fetalbrain
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1 year ago
All I want is a clean and honest match with @anthpo . Fair and square in the ring. Representing Philadelphia I will train hard and grind to the last round. I may be weak and fragile but I have grit and determination. /news/philadelphia/philly-chicken-man-alexendar-tominsky-anthony-po-nyc-boxing-match-challenge-20241211.html
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1 year ago
Excited to announce my new partnership with Bargain Mattress Shop located in Lincoln Nebraska. /about-us/
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1 year ago
Very excited to announce my latest music “In Bog”. Have been working on this on and off for the past 4 years. Available for purchase through @tryhcld . So much gratitude to @dgdgdgdgdg for adding some essential wind instruments and some lovely tape loops by @zach___rowden . Thank you @seffffffy for the lovely master.
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1 year ago