A few years ago, in a galaxy far far away. I was approached by an international brand to create something incredibly silly about myself, and when there's silliness involved I just cant say no, even if it means stepping in front of the ever judging camera lens. Said brand has been dragging their pointy heels long enough, and seeing as it's my birthday tomorrow I thought fuck it, let's have some fun! Come sue me random unnamed international brand, I shall still consume your tasty beverages. Anyways, enjoy!
