Rudimentary Paste

@rudimentarypaste

No amount of knowledge of the works of Arthur C. Clarke can protect you from the foamcore.
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TICKETS ARE IN BIO THIS ONES ALMOST GONE SO GET YOUR TICKETS SOON! (Also wish Mickey a happy birth it was yesterday) 📍The Holloway 🗓️Wednesday 27th May 🕖 Doors 7pm 🎫 £6 + eventbrite fee Gourds cross the boundaries of punk music with nonsensical lyrics touching on all the most vital world issues, such as loving their mums, murderous taco trucks, why girls don’t like you and aliens. All while combining combine heavy hardcore punk influence with reggae, psychedelic and other switch ups to keep you on your Gourdy toes. A gourd is a fruit from a flowering plant species in the family Cucurbitaceae, there are many species of gourd, some with hard shells and some without. They do vary a lot as most fruits do, some can be very small making the shape of a typical shaker and some can be extremely heavy and large, mainly the variety Zucca melon (the giant gourd.) Edible gourds include the ones usually referred to as squash, whilst most are only ornamental due to their hard shells, being inedible and not tasting very nice. Pumpkin is also a member of the same family as gourds. Growing them as a plant can be possible if they are given full sun and rich well-drained soil, they do also grow very quickly and should have some type of support such as a trellis or fence.
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4 days ago
TICKET LINK IN BIO‼️ @rudimentarypaste emerge like the withered oldmanbabyface of Kuato from the exposed torso of foamcore luminaries such as Not Your Damned Apples, Universal Disappointment Sponge and Morse Code Operator #2. Postmodernist art-rock manwrong wonk nonsense that views the fiasco of the current political landscape through the lens of John Carpenter’s The Thing, Harryhausen stop-motion and Troma Entertainment to conjure audio images of upside-down Kwasi Kwarteng/Ed 209 hybrids, post-Brexit Octopus Milk farmers, Harris Hawks terrorising the people of Hertfordshire and the suicide of the dolphin who played Flipper. This delicious soup is noise-flavoured. ‘unpredictable, unfiltered, and utterly essential’ The Devil Has the Best Tuna ‘like primus and the Jesus lizard had a wonderful love child’ Asonica Radio ‘a chaotic sonic visceral assault’ BBC Fresh on the Net ‘this is right up my strasse. Short, shouty & bonkers’ Tom Robinson The Listening Post 📍The Holloway, Norwich 🗓️ Wednesday 27th May 🕖 7pm 🎫 £6 + eventbrite fee #localgig #punk #norwichmusic
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11 days ago
TICKET LINK IN BIO‼️ Introducing our opener @baby.bullets.hc Forged in the damp shadows of Instagram messaging, Baby Bullets were shot into the world. With two feet in both punk and hardcore, and a groovy progressive edge, the pure energy alone will knock your nan out our her chair. Bring your dad, bring your cat, and while you’re at it, help your poor nan to her feet. TICKET LINK IN BIO 📍The Holloway 🗓️ Wednesday 27th May 🕖 Doors 7pm 🎫 Tickets £6 + eventbrite fee
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16 days ago
Next up and we are back to Peterborough’s finest tourist attraction @theostrichinn to make a big stupid racket with our @socks_on_records pals @the_dan_the_d and @gtfododge and @_scaredlittletoaster who I am led to believe feature a real live toaster (pat tested, I’m sure - we can be punk and practice sensible fire safety protocols). I’m also going to eat a @tacosandflipflopsfooduk because they are delicious.
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19 days ago
Fruit, Paste, Ammunition!? A chaotic night of foamy hardcore punk lies ahead for all you Gourdlings rearing for a show. Don’t miss this one. 📍The Holloway in Norwich 🗓️ Wednesday 27th May 🕖 7pm 🎫 £6 (link in bio) Forged in the damp shadows of Instagram messaging, Baby Bullets were shot into the world. With two feet in both punk and hardcore, and a groovy progressive edge, the pure energy alone will knock your nan out our her chair. Bring your dad, bring your cat, and while you’re at it, help your poor nan to her feet. Rudimentary Paste emerge like the withered oldmanbabyface of Kuato from the exposed torso of foamcore luminaries such as Not Your Damned Apples, Universal Disappointment Sponge and Morse Code Operator #2. Postmodernist art-rock manwrong wonk nonsense that views the fiasco of the current political landscape through the lens of John Carpenter’s The Thing, Harryhausen stop-motion and Troma Entertainment to conjure audio images of upside-down Kwasi Kwarteng/Ed 209 hybrids, post-Brexit Octopus Milk farmers, Harris Hawks terrorising the people of Hertfordshire and the suicide of the dolphin who played Flipper. This delicious soup is noise-flavoured. ‘unpredictable, unfiltered, and utterly essential’ The Devil Has the Best Tuna ‘like primus and the Jesus lizard had a wonderful love child’ Asonica Radio ‘a chaotic sonic visceral assault’ BBC Fresh on the Net ‘this is right up my strasse. Short, shouty & bonkers’ Tom Robinson The Listening Post Gourds cross the boundaries of punk music with nonsensical lyrics touching on all the most vital world issues, such as loving their mums, murderous taco trucks, why girls don’t like you and aliens. All while combining combine heavy hardcore punk influence with reggae, psychedelic and other switch ups to keep you on your Gourdy toes. All poster art by @logwebman
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26 days ago
Hey! So, our first show in Norwich is THIS Friday at @thehollowaynorwich ! We're playing with our pals @innerdogband , @rudimentarypaste and Mantelpiece (first show for them!). Come through if you like all flavours of angular + danceable noise-rock, post-hardcore, and punk! Tix in the bio or here: /e/ritual-error-inner-dog-rudimentary-paste-at-the-holloway-tickets-1983864362713
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1 month ago
This Saturday, come watch 6 amazing original bands for free!
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1 month ago
So, us Rudimentary Pastes renewed our passports but it turns out we don’t need them to travel to St. Neot’s next week to play with @dead_leaves_band @micesareaband @gtfododge @the_dan_the_d & @eelseelseelsband (The Eight Bells doors at 17:00). So, rather than let them go to waste we’ve booked ourselves a wee @socks_on_records exchange trip to Italy. We’ll be sweating all over the stage @joshuabluesclub w/ @goodjobkidband @ohdoomband and a host of Italian bands in May. What’s foamcore in Italian?
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1 month ago
Next show is St Neots on the 11th April with a whole host of our @socks_on_records pals: @micesareaband @dead_leaves_band @gtfododge @the_dan_the_d and @eelseelseelsband . We have some new noise that I’m hastily finishing the stupidly complex lyrics for, so come and see if I balls them up entirely.
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1 month ago
💥 NORWICH 💥 don’t sleep on this - tickets in bio get em whilst their hot. Mantlepiece is joining the lineup for their debut show. we can’t wait to share the stage with them alongside @ritualerrorband & @rudimentarypaste APRIL 17th come dance with us at @thehollowaynorwich it’s gonna be class . . . #lifeinafinecity #ukpunk #londonhardcore #norwich #livemusic
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1 month ago
💥NORWICH💥 we’re coming for ya april 17th for some basement noise @thehollowaynorwich - @rudimentarypaste will open the night & we’re bringing London friends @ritualerrorband to show you how it’s done, get tickets it’s only a tenner link in bio . . . #ukpunk #norwich #afinecity #hardcorepunk #live
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2 months ago
We’ve been taking a little break from playing live to focus on finishing up some new songs, but we have plenty of exciting shenanigans lined up for ‘26. Our first gig of the year will be this little beauty - we’re absolutely honoured to be asked to support our good pals, and @socks_on_records label mates, @thewinonasband as they launch their new album into the world. We’ve shared the stage with these guys a bunch of times since we first bumped into them a year or so ago, and every time has been pure joy. The lithe and lovely @nihilisticbiscuits will be also making an appearance, neo-grunging up the place and undoubtedly getting their steps in - the energetic scamps. It’s a free show but space is limited so drop The Winonas a DM to reserve your space. Noise imminent. Xx
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3 months ago