Logan Webber

We really got our Gourd on at PPP’s Yarmouth Unplugged last week! Thank you to all of you for coming to see us after our extended break and for witnessing our first of many gigs with @jenson.valentine mogging us all on stage Our next gig will have our full gourdaciously pumpkinish screams & DISTORTION; FULL GOURD. It’s gonna be a sick one at @thehollowaynorwich with @rudimentarypaste & @baby.bullets.hc you don’t wanna miss it (poster side 13) (1-9)📸 @ex.posia (11)📸 @mollenase @playproducepromote @freshlygreated @outtherearts_uk @turnleft.promotions

Fruit, Paste, Ammunition!? A chaotic night of foamy hardcore punk lies ahead for all you Gourdlings rearing for a show. Don’t miss this one. 📍The Holloway in Norwich 🗓️ Wednesday 27th May 🕖 7pm 🎫 £6 (link in bio) Forged in the damp shadows of Instagram messaging, Baby Bullets were shot into the world. With two feet in both punk and hardcore, and a groovy progressive edge, the pure energy alone will knock your nan out our her chair. Bring your dad, bring your cat, and while you’re at it, help your poor nan to her feet. Rudimentary Paste emerge like the withered oldmanbabyface of Kuato from the exposed torso of foamcore luminaries such as Not Your Damned Apples, Universal Disappointment Sponge and Morse Code Operator #2. Postmodernist art-rock manwrong wonk nonsense that views the fiasco of the current political landscape through the lens of John Carpenter’s The Thing, Harryhausen stop-motion and Troma Entertainment to conjure audio images of upside-down Kwasi Kwarteng/Ed 209 hybrids, post-Brexit Octopus Milk farmers, Harris Hawks terrorising the people of Hertfordshire and the suicide of the dolphin who played Flipper. This delicious soup is noise-flavoured. ‘unpredictable, unfiltered, and utterly essential’ The Devil Has the Best Tuna ‘like primus and the Jesus lizard had a wonderful love child’ Asonica Radio ‘a chaotic sonic visceral assault’ BBC Fresh on the Net ‘this is right up my strasse. Short, shouty & bonkers’ Tom Robinson The Listening Post Gourds cross the boundaries of punk music with nonsensical lyrics touching on all the most vital world issues, such as loving their mums, murderous taco trucks, why girls don’t like you and aliens. All while combining combine heavy hardcore punk influence with reggae, psychedelic and other switch ups to keep you on your Gourdy toes. All poster art by @logwebman

Centre Parcs: Feb 2026 —>

Introducing our gourdgous new guitarist @jenson.valentine 🥳 (and our not so new drummer Reece lol) 📸 @mollenase

Thank you for making our first of many Valentines together special just like you make every day together special, I love you Molly ❤️

We’ve got our release show coming up for our debut EP, Viva La Gourd! We will be selling limited first edition versions of our CDs so make sure to come along and get one of those!!! Tickets in bio: £5 or pay what you can ;)

@mollenase ❤️

Bike ride

Adventure time

Gourds at @colossalyouthspace 📸 @capturedbyells @picketlinepromo @urinal_vinyl_records

I went to the zoo guys

Gourds gig plus beach day (I showed up 6 hours later than planned right after work lol) pls follow my band guys 🙏 @thegourdsband