🎶The trouble with love is… It can tear you up inside🎶
The Trouble with Love Is @kellyclarkson@thefunktionlive Holiday Chorus Line Showcase
Choreo @ritaanntique
📍 @groundcontroltoronto
Literally obsessed with @ritaanntique choreo because it makes my slutty contemporary heels dreams come true! Like CMON! This piece was extra special because I love Kelly Clarkson and I especially love this song. I was obsessed with this album and song when it came out after Kelly won the first season of American Idol!
Anyways I cropped the video before the boobies reveal. Blame the internet!🛜
The Funktion Chorus Line showcases were some of my favourite highlights of 2025. I did 3 showcases! This is just me dipping my toes into burlesque by tying in my dance. I love a campy theme show and found exploring burlesque so much fun. I’ve gotten a taste and 2026 will for sure be more burly focused.
🎶 I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me 🎶
Bloody Mary @ladygaga / Haunted @beyonce
Choreo @ritaanntique
📍 @thefunktionlive Halloween Chorus Line
#sensualfloor
This is probably my most favourite piece I’ve ever performed. @ritaanntique choreographed the slutty contemporary horror heels piece of my dreams. Plus I got to share the stage with one of my dance besties @dance_and_donuts ! Honestly this combo was almost 6 mins long with the reveal and theatrics at the end… which I’ll eventually post once I have the energy to edit out the 🍒! Despite my glove reveal and some minor counts mishaps - I was so happy with this performance!
I’m in such early days of my burly journey but I’ve loved the Chorus Line showcases with @thefunktionlive to get a taste of #burlesque and I’m excited to keep working away at it. It’s definitely a whole new world and thrill of performing and I’m in love. 💕
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Introducing ✨Man Woes: Brad ✨ He hits the stage this Saturday with his partner in dance crime - Chad aka @dance_and_sprinkles !! Let me and all the other talented performers take you back to a simpler time- 2006!
It’s 2006, baby - 20 years ago.
“Promiscuous” is blaring on your iPod Nano. You flip open a fresh copy of Seventeen magazine to read about whatever Paris Hilton is up to, then flip open your phone to text your BFF and ask if they want to go watch Step Up in theatres later.
We are celebrating all things 2006 on March 7 at @hailmarybar !
Produced by @ritaanntique & @sweetrosiemae
Hosted by @forca.nature as Nelly Furtado
Performances from:
Cooter Nipplestein @the_marvelous_miss_cootie_n
Dottie Dangerfield @thedottiedangerfield
Duckie Harlow @duckie.harlow
Ella Mayo @ellamayoreally
Extra Sprinkles @dance_and_sprinkles & Ruby Woes (me!)
RoséSha @rose.burlyq
Sass E Silver @sassesilver2.0
The Sinful Life: Miss Sin Dependent & Miss Syn Discretion @miss.sin.dependent@mssyndiscretion
Link in bio for tickets! 🎟️
Doors: 7pm ft only songs to dance to from 2006
Show: 8pm
$15 Tier One
$20.06 Tier Two
It’s 2006, baby - 20 years ago.
“Promiscuous” is blaring on your iPod Nano. You flip open a fresh copy of Seventeen magazine to read about whatever Paris Hilton is up to, then flip open your phone to text your BFF and ask if they want to go watch Step Up in theatres later.
We are celebrating all things 2006 on March 7 at @hailmarybar !
Produced by @ritaanntique & @sweetrosiemae
Hosted by @forca.nature as Nelly Furtado
Performances from:
Cooter Nipplestein @the_marvelous_miss_cootie_n
Dottie Dangerfield @thedottiedangerfield
Duckie Harlow @duckie.harlow
Ella Mayo @ellamayoreally
Extra Sprinkles @dance_and_sprinkles & Ruby Woes (me!)
RoséSha @rose.burlyq
Sass E Silver @sassesilver2.0
The Sinful Life: Miss Sin Dependent & Miss Syn Discretion @miss.sin.dependent@mssyndiscretion
Doors: 7pm ft only songs to dance to from 2006
Show: 8pm
$15 Tier One
$20.06 Tier Two
A 🎄Holiday Chorus Line🎄 is a showcase of the 5-week Chorus Line workshop held at The Funktion House Studio(@thefunktionlive ) with @ritaanntique , @sweetrosiemae , and @thrasher.burlesque
The show will feature group acts that these performers have been working on throughout the workshop, including burlesque ballet, kicklines, classic pinup numbers, and more! ✨
Performers:
Asia Sparkles
Cara De Melo
Cooter Nipplestein
Duckie Harlow
Jojo Sugar Cookies
Lolo Delight
Mae L’Amour
Miss Malada
Miss Sin Dependent
RoseSha
Ruby Woes
Sara Tonin
Sass E Silver
Shackle Moan
Stevie Nikki
Willy Shakes
Tickets for this event are PWYC, ranging from $10–$20.
Doors: 7:30 PM
Show: 8:00 PM
Followed by Burlesque Karaoke in the front lounge.
Seating is first come, first served.
Things to note:
The venue is fully accessible.
Photo and video will take place throughout the performances.
🎟️ Link in Bio for tickets!!! 🎟️
Back at another burly show! 💃
The Funktion Chorus Line is a burlesque group choreography based workshop. This showcase will feature acts the performers have learned over the past 6 weeks choreographed by @forca.nature , @ritaanntique and @sweetrosiemae 💀👻🎃
📅 Date & Time
Doors: 7:30 PM
Show: 8:00 PM
Followed by Burlesque Karaoke in the front lounge (you sing, we strip!)
📍 Location
Ground Control
1279 Queen St W
🎟 Tickets
General Admission: PWYC structure ($5-$20)
Seating is first come, first served.
✨ Performers
Asia Sparkles
Cara De Melo
Cherry Pomodoro
Cooter Nipplestein
Força
Kuya Atay
Miss Sapphic Sprinkles
Morticia Moonstone
Rita Ann’tique
RoséSha
Ruby Woes
Sara Tonin
Sweet Rosie Mae
Hosted by Força
Link in bio 🔗
📸@gabyalf_photography
I popped my burly 🍒 dancing with this lovely trio. 💕 We got to dance to some quaint & cute jazzy choreo by @sweetrosiemae 💋 at the Chorus Line showcase put on by @thefunktionlive ✨
