The lineup for the special Skanksliving edition of The C*ntsultants is dropping soon💕
But in the meantime we’d like to shoutout our amazing sponsor @mixtapepdx
Mixtape is one of the best curated consignment stores in town with over 100 vendors of vintage and handmade goods. The owner Ashley is a dear friend of the show and one of the pillars of the Belmont community. Unfortunately the building in which Mixtape resides has been purchased and the new owners are forcing Ashley to relocate possibly before she is able to move into a new spot. This means that the shop will be forced to close for a while and we all know that in this economy every hour of business is precious. So please go visit the shop if you’re able and support this amazing woman owned small business.
December will be their last month at 3300 SE Belmont so go get some good holiday shopping done!
And when you go tell em The C*ntsultants sent ya 💕
Incredibly grateful that I have such amazing people willing to celebrate me an embarrassing amount of times. Thanks for making all my birthday wishes come true 💖
Wink is happy to announce we are a proud sponsor of the newest comedy instillation @thecvntsultants at the @funhouselounge hosted by the incredible @queenofthedarned !
Cuntsultants is a live variety talk show inspired by daytime tv, created to shine a spotlight on the hottest queer, femme, and nonbinary talents in the scene, highlight local women owned businesses, and raise money for mutual aid.
You can catch it the last Fridays of every month!
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💗We’re just one sleep away my c*nty cuties💗
The Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent in this lineup is so strong it might even get Rupaul to stop fracking!
Who are we kidding that bitch will never stop. But I do hope it’s strong enough to pull you to The Funhouse Lounge tomorrow night at 10pm.
Don’t forget to wear your c*ntiest look💗
OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
We’re officially ONE WEEK away from our first ever C*NTSULTANTS!!!!!!!
Our lineup is incredible and we have some prizes that are so good I wish I could keep them for myself!
So get your tickets and start putting together your c*ntiest look.
💗We’ll see you soon💗
It’s the sluttiest month of the year and this big dumb slut is turning 30! Help me celebrate by watching me do slutty little jokes… possibly in a slutty little costume 😉🦖
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Slutty little photo by: @hey__its_faith
✨Hey friends✨
I’m performing in Portlands Funniest Person competition July 12th!
It would mean the absolute world to me if all the hotties I know would come to the show…. And vote for me 😘
🎟️ I have ten comped tickets 🎟️
DM to claim
Or
Call Helium and drop my name for a discount
🪩See y’all there🪩
Comedy night at The Copa Cabana
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But for real big thank you to @jonojokes for the guest spot. All you Fopo fuckers should definitely go checkout his show every second Sunday @stardaytavern
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And thank you to my manager Muriel Moskowitz aka @monstermae for always gettin my best angles
