Two years ago today we released the “Mystery Bag” version of our album ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’
They sold out in seconds
If you’ve got a copy give it back to us so we can re-sell it on Discogs / Wickr
Created by: @saltydog.records
Released by: @damaged.music
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PRIVATE FUNCTION - SUCKED IN FUCKHEAD
The third single from our new record ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Album drops this Friday May 23rd
Released on @folc_records in Europe 🇪🇺
Released on @wallriderecords in the USA 🇺🇸
Camera - @wildrose_pictures 🌹
Edited - @bootlegcomics 🩻
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💕 THE PISS FILLED RECORDS HAVE ARRIVED 💕
Thanks for sticking with us for this dumb idea
The good people at @saltydog.records had a wild time experimenting with these records to make them perfect…
Turns out you can’t just put piss in a record without it ruining the vinyl 🤷♂️
They did an amazing job
We’ll start shipping these out later in the week x
Congrats if you got this little piece of pisstory
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Our last album ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has been nominated for Best Independent Punk Album at this years @ausindies awards
The Gobbledock will be sent to collect our award 🏆
HE’S A RED CARPET KING 🤴
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HERE IT IS FOLKS…
Our final song and final video 🙏
MUSIC SUCKS (FUCK YOU)
If you haven’t watched our previous TWENTY video clips
1. Fuck you
2. Go watch all of them now
This is the thrilling culmination of all of them
The song is recorded and mixed by @mixed.by.maxwell 🩷
Mastered by @panorama_mastering 💚
DIRECTOR - @walkingmoustache 🧡
EDITORS - @lozdoghestaaa ❤️ @walkingmoustache 🧡
D.O.P - @david_mckinnar 🤎
STEADICAM - @steadi_potts 💛
1ST AC - @squid.film 🩵
1st AD - @ellery_m_t
CAST - There’s too many to tag but you all rule
SPECIAL THANK YOU TO @thelasthurrahfunerals ❤️🔥
@mcitywrestling
It’s been an amazing ten years, thanks for everything - WE LOVE YAS
See you all in hell x
R.I.P.F
OUR SWAN SONG 🦢
‘MUSIC SUCKS (FUCK YOU)’ IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE NOW
STREAM IT OR DON’T WHO GIVES A FUCK ANYMORE
IT’S GETTIN’ ON IT A’CLOCK 🍻
SEE YA ROUND
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This is it folks, our swan song 🦢
MUSIC SUCKS (FUCK YOU)
Our final song and our first 7”
After a few boozy lunches with the owners of legendary Australian label ‘Alberts Productions’ they’ve agreed to re-open the label for the first time in 14 years and release our final song - and their final ever record.
MUSIC SUCKS (FUCK YOU) is a piece of Australian music history.
It’s a one off press and will never be available again.
It’s the only 45 we’ve ever released
The song and video clip drops online sometime this month, dunno when
The record is currently up for sale at privatefunction.store
First in, best dressed
Recorded and mixed by @mixed.by.maxwell
Sleeve artwork by @lozdoghestaaa
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THE TIMELINE OF THE ENTIRE PF DISCOGRAPHY
POSTING THIS FOR OUR OWN RECORD KEEPING 🔍
COLLECT THEM ALL OR DIE OF SHAME
1. Six Smokin’ Songs
Came with a foil wrapped cassette
( MARCO CHAN RECORDS )
2. Rock In Roll
Cassette
( @rooletterecords )
3. Six Smokin’ Songs (LIVE ON BIN NIGHT)
After the original cassette sold out we re-released it with the sounds of bins being collected on bin night put over the top. It also has the original demo version of Spontaneous Combustion instead of album version.
Also came with one members of PF’s personal garbage.
( MARCO CHAN RECORDS ) 4. St Anger
LP
( @disdainrecords666 )
5. Whose Line Is It Anyway?
LP
( @damaged.music )
6. The First Two Tapes On A 12”
A compilation LP of the first two cassettes.
The record comes with a Subway job application form.
( MARCO CHAN RECORDS )
7. Six Smokin’ Songs (LIVE AT THE 1997 CAROLS BY CANDLELIGHT)
Another re-release of ‘Six Smokin’ Songs’ this time released with the audio of the 1997 Carols By Candlelight played over the top. Was only available at our Forum Theatre Christmas show 2021.
( MARCO CHAN RECORDS )
8. PRIVATE FUNCTION (LIVE ON PBS)
Recorded live on PBS, a really stupid show you can listen to on our Bandcamp.
Cassette.
( @disdainrecords666 )
9. 370HSSV 0773H
LP with a scratchie printed on the front cover.
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10. 370HSSV 0773H (MITCH EDITION)
Second pressing with the scratchie winner Mitch on the front cover.
This will be the actual front cover for the rest of time.
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11. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LP with an artwork consisting of 2590 individually hand drawn album covers by @bootlegcomics . Comes with a magnifying glass to look at the artwork.
( STILL ON TOP RECORDS )
12. ???
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PRIVATE FUNCTION - AUSTRALIAN BRAWL
We had our mate Greg come on tour with us through the UK last year
He made a video clip for our song ‘Australian Brawl’ and we love it
Our last show is this Saturday at @luliepalooza
See yas there 🫡
Shot by @mugfakers
For: @nothingswrongbmx
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Film shot during @privatefunction69 first and only UK tour in 2025. I spent most of my time on the road shooting video for a clip which will be released soon, but managed to burn through a couple of rolls of B&W in between filming.
It’s Private Function’s last show this weekend. A formidable force of live music energy, they’ve etched their mark on the Australian punk scene. PF forever on top.
#privatefunctionband #pentaxp30 #35mmfilm
FLIPPING THE BIRD RULED
One of the best festivals in Australia Frankston goes hard
Shoutout to Stu and the crew for putting on the whole day
LOVE YAS
❤️ @flippinthebirdfrankston ❤️
📸 - @jvmeslatter
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