Five years ago @josh.uhl said “Argh I have to work but all want to do is read about the Stripper Crime Ring,” and I was like, “Wait what?!?” Thanks for getting your shoes shined that day @josh.uhl you my forever muse (also thanks @dianepassage for inspiration @roselynkeo@Karinchkaa for truthiness @jellybaum@lorenescafaria@missjuliastiles@jlo rest of the *insane* @hustlersmovie cast for BRINGING IT) #hustlersmovie #whenwouldyousaythatthingsgotoutofcontrol
“I’m entering the winter of my years,” the great @stanleytucci told me for this month’s Town & Country. “There’s no question about it, but you can’t stop it. You can only try to make yourself enjoy it—and look as good as you can while it’s happening.” PS can you believe this glorious photoshoot?!? @stellenevolandes@danisteinchizz@adamrathe you deserve all the magazine awards (if those are still a thing.)
Getting Amazon deliveries should be considered officially shameful at this point. I hope everyone who bragged about canceling their Post subscriptions a while back was good enough to cancel their Prime subscription. Donate here and fingers crossed Mackenzie saves us all: /f/standing-together-for-guild-colleagues
RIP @danmcquade , one of the nicest, smartest journalists I have known (and a true connoisseur of niche Philly news.) So sorry to his family who lost him way too soon.
Ok ordinarily not much of a Participator but it turns out my 2016 was *very* 2016ish: Face-timing with Jeremy Meeks aka “the Hot Felon;” at the pub with Cara Delevingne; making pot brownies with Tove Lo; Dancing with disgraced Olympian Ryan Lochte, Trump dump, a much smaller child in The Old Office.
If you’d like a throwback to 2015, my @nymag story (and the basis for @lorenescafaria ’s epic movie) “The Hustlers at Scores” is up for free on Apple News as part of their 10th anniversary celebration! Link in bio…
This is Dino, our hardworking, cheerful, kind neighbor, who this month was separated from his family, dragged across the country in chains, and dumped at the Mexican border by representatives of our heinous and unconscionably cruel government. If you are able, please donate to his family’s Go Fund Me (link in bio). And #fuckice
