Greg Wheeler

@polymallcops

GREG WHEELER AND THE POLY MALL COPS. Manic garage punk slime from Des Noise, IA. “Slimephone Surveillance” LP OUT NOW! @highdiverecords
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“Slimephone (You Can’t Hide)” Music Video Longstanding site @punknews premiered this video when we announced our new album “Slimephone Surveillance” back in September, but we figured now that the album is out and we have our first batch of dates for 2026 posted… now is a good time to share the video here for your viewing pleasure.

“The track pairs fuzzed-out guitar riffs with pounding rhythms to deliver a biting reflection on the grip of modern technology and the strange ways privacy has been surrendered in the digital age. The video expands on the song’s theme with a darkly playful concept. Shot and edited in the same basement where the album was created, it finds the Poly Mall Cops stationed in a mall security room, spying on Wheeler through a bank of screens while he performs the track.” – Sam Lowry @rebelnoisedotcom “Slimephone Surveillance” is available now wherever you stream music and on vinyl from @highdiverecords . Link in bio.
 Director/Editor: Greg Wheeler Director of Cinematography/Color Correction: @ras_visual #garage #punk #rock #fuzz #gregwheeler #polymallcops #slimephone #slimephonesurveillance #musicvideo #highdiverecords #highdivers #rasvisual #anthonyscanga #punknewsorg #rebelnoise
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3 months ago
Our new studio album, “Slimephone Surveillance,” is available now wherever you stream music or on vinyl from @highdiverecords ! We’re incredibly proud of this release and want to thank those who helped us make it a reality. @princefletchermusic for being the band’s right hand in the studio realm, @carlsaff for mastering and cutting the record, Des Moines photographer @ras_visual , Philippines based illustrator @hexyeah , Kansas City designer @jburns for laying out the package and of course Jeff @highdiverecords for believing in us + footing the bill to press this thing. Grab your copy today. Link in bio. #garage #punk #rock #fuzz #gregwheeler #polymallcops #gregwheelerandthepolymallcops #slimephone #slimephonesurveillance #slimeworld #newmusic #vinyl #highdiverecords #highdivers
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6 months ago
Cast Aside and the Poly Mall Cops go together like the Mega Powers if it was just the Macho Man and his clone leaving Hulk Hogan out of the whole thing Shot once more with my trusty Sony Handycam CCD-TRV67 and Immersion Powerplay. Near the end of Mary Jam's set my stand for the Powerplay broke which caused quite a bit of connection issues between the Powerplay and my camera but I did the best I could to use it to my advantage.
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11 hours ago
Our second LP “Slimephone Surveillance” has been out for about six months now and we’ve been a little lax on sharing reviews, so here are a couple recent ones from long standing + highly influential punk magazine @maxrnr and another from the defining cultural voice for our home state of Iowa @littlevillagemag .
 “Conceptually, Slimephone Surveillance delivers a timely warning around technology surveillance, ill intentions and a general bitterness towards a fraught political climate — all packaged in throwback, greasy garage punk. As bone-chilling as it is hypnotic, the long-standing Iowa trio knows how to write a cohesive, catchy chorus. Wheeler is accompanied by a healthy dose of entrancing basslines from Jill McLain-Mesiter and barreling beats from drummer Hutch. 
But where a lesser group’s pursuit of earworms might result in sanded down cotton candy radio-pop songs, these songs are of a slimey variety. They carry all the same mechanisms of a catchy melody, but they deliver said melody by burrowing into your brain, seeping into its labyrinth like a wad of gum in the tread of a shoe, or the chasms of a world physically cracking from corporate greed. 
The fully realized and matured Slimephone Surveillance careens and crowd-surfs through 20 minutes of sonically scorched earth.” - @elisabethoster @littlevillagemag “With their goofy name and Rod Farva-esque drummer, GREG WHEELER AND THE POLY MALL COPS could easily have been another wacky garage knockoff. Instead, these innovative Iowans use the chicanery as a fun front for their layered and entertaining music, and this second LP demonstrates a smooth evolution to their subtly surfy sci-fi sound. It’s got a winning combination of classic candy riffs, buzzing energy, and infectious melody, but there’s also a tinge of chill early 2010s style like JACUZZI BOYS and WAVVES, which is another agreeable flavor. By the time we reach the closing “Your Quiet Charm,” the tide has turned entirely, leaving us with a sickly-sweet synth/acoustic indie ballad as a final surprise.” - Jason Harding @maxrnr “Slimephone Surveillance” is available on vinyl from @highdiverecords and wherever you stream music. 📸: @ras_visual
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4 days ago
Got a few fun ones coming up quick w/ MPLS rippers @maryjammusic . Go scope their new EP “Rest In Piss.” May 15th - Polycastle (Des Moines, IA) w/ @maryjammusic + @sarahtoninmusic May 16th - Replay Lounge (Lawrence, KS) w/ @maryjammusic + @flatline_ks May 29th - Seward Cafe (Minneapolis, MN) w/ @maryjammusic + @shit.dumpster + @bunnybloodband 📸: @jacksarcone @katytothekelly_photos POSTERS: @djtrashjuice #garage #punk #maryjam #gregwheelerandthepolymallcops
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20 days ago
Had a lovely weekend playing around our homestate together. Sharing the stage and having some laughs with friends is never a bad time. Thanks to all who came out. Thank you to @coughnflop , @daisyglue and @educationaldavis for the support. Thank you @octopuscollegehill @trumpetblossom and @raccoonmotel for your hospitality. SoftCop/CopHeart will ride again. Stay tuned for upcoming @mrsoftheartintl dates and catch @polymallcops @xbklive this Sunday opening for UK punk legends @subhumansuk ! 📸: back alley selfie shenanigans
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1 month ago
After some out of town rippers, it’s time for some home state love. We’re doing a little stint with our friends @mrsoftheartintl . Three dates, one state. It’s the SoftCop Iowa Invasion Tour. March 27th - Octopus (Cedar Falls, IA) w/ @mrsoftheartintl + @educationaldavis March 28th - Trumpet Blossom (Iowa City, IA) w/ @mrsoftheartintl + @daisyglue March 29th - Raccoon Motel (Davenport, IA) w/ @mrsoftheartintl + @coughnflop 📸: @alyssaleicht POSTERS: @zerocharismaclub + @raccoonmotel
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1 month ago
3/6 @liveatleonas : @polymallcops + @panelpanelbobanel + @twocastleswi thanks to everyone who came to the first see/saw presents show of 2026. always a genuine blast to have these at Leona’s. stoked for TAKAAT/CENSER at @eaushift on Wednesday 3/18 and hope to see folks there. #eauclaire #punkshow #polaroid
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2 months ago
March 13th - Replay Lounge (Lawrence, KS) w/ @temps_chicago , @thewhiffs , @wet.denim.indy , @jackoffs.lfk , @cheapglue76 + @blanky.band Tonight we’re back at our home away from home @replay_lounge for the triumphant return of Replay-O-Rama. Absolutely stacked roster of killer garage bands from around the Midwest. Honored to close out night one of this two day banger. POSTER: @valueshock 📸: Not sure, maybe @bobbyhussy ? #garage #punk #gregwheelerandthepolymallcops #replayorama #polymallcops
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2 months ago
April 5th - xBk (Des Moines, IA) w/ @subhumansuk + @thevenomouspinks Thanks to everyone who came out for the show Monday night @xbklive . We had a blast sharing the stage w/ @sexmexsux . When cool punk acts come through town, it’s important to come out so these types of shows keep happening. With that in mind, absolutely thrilled to announce we’ll be back @xbklive in April opening for punk legends @subhumansuk ! “The Day The Country Died” is one of the first punk albums I (Greg) ever purchased as a kid and it is absolutely bonkers we’re going to play with them. Don’t miss this, it is going to be a total rager. ALL AGES! Ticket link in bio. 📸: @patbobomb #garage #punk #subhumans #polymallcops #gregwheelerandthepolymallcops
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2 months ago
March 9th - xBk (Des Moines, IA) w/ @sexmexsux Pretty stoked to be playing with San Antonio garage pop wunderkind @sexmexsux . It’s going be a total blast that you do NOT want to miss. Sex Mex is selling out clubs all over the Midwest and this is the exact kind of show that often skips a city like Des Moines, so don’t skip it, ya dig? ALL AGES! Get your tickets now (link in bio). POSTER: @vanholmgren 📸: @alecemoran + @scott.munroe54 #garage #punk #sexmex #polymallcops #gregwheelerandthepolymallcops
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2 months ago
We returned from @mgsa_grindcore_battle victorious. This trophy is absolutely bonkers/badass. Thank you, Omaha. Next up, we’re heading to Wisconsin for a cool show put together by the good folks @see_saw.fun , followed by two more absolute bangers. March 6th - Leona’s (Ea Claire, WI) w/ @panelpanelbobanel + @twocastleswi March 9th - xBk (Des Moines, IA) w/ @sexmexsux March 13th - Replay Lounge (Lawrence, KS) w/ @temps_chicago , @thewhiffs , @wet.denim.indy , @jackoffs.lfk , @cheapglue76 + @blanky.band 📸: @media_crypt POSTERS: @tylrnckll , @vanholmgren + @valueshock #garage #punk #gregwheelerandthepolymallcops #wrestling
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2 months ago