With this card, you will still enjoy the same tiers of service with our travel partners, but with updated levels of service to keep up with current trends in wealth disparity.
✍️Leslie Kirkman
#humor #satire #humorwriting #feudalism
This is my official Instagram takeover and earnest plea for satire writing.
Points in Case is looking for new writers to submit premise-based satire articles and lists for publication on our site! We pay all published writers and provide notes/feedback upon request. All submission information can be found in our bio. Can’t wait to read your work!
#satirewriters #humorwriters #writingopportunity #publishedwriter #callforwriters
Hi sweetheart. Sending you this message to say hi. Also, to tell you that smartphones really are making us more stupid. They’ve done studies. I’m gifting you this New York Times digital article about it.
✍️ @comic__diary
#moms #mothersday #texting #humorwriting #satire
As of the last six to eighteen months, Americans love themselves some protein. We here at McBurgerGuys are not sure where this craze came from, but it’s definitely a good thing, and not a result of algorithm-spread body dysmorphia mixed with recession prices turning every meal into a task of pure utility. To satisfy our customer’s cravings and meet their macro goals at the same time, we’re thrilled to announce that our burger patties are now made with proprietary Protein Beef.
✍️ Luca Clark
#satire #humorwriting #burgers #marketing
First of all, I thought we decided no masks? This is what I was worried about when we started sending messages on different platforms. The SMS group chat and Facebook group chat both said clearly “No masks,” but Wayne told me that you guys discussed it in an Instagram chat and voted to do the masks. It was too much to keep track of. Do you see now why I urged us to keep all relevant messaging in Slack and Discord?
✍️ @markroebuck
#satire #satirewriting #humor #humorwriting
“But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean.” — Miranda Priestly, The Devil Wears Prada
✍️ Jennifer Suzukawa-Tseng
#devilwearsprada #satire #cerulean #merylstreep #fashion
In short, Parenting You really plateaued during the elementary school segment. As our market cap slipped, the company no longer saw growth potential.
Ultimately, we realized that what mattered most wasn’t the industry itself, but the mission that brought us to Parenting You in the first place: to develop a portfolio of market-ready deliverables to the public.
✍️ @taliaargondezzi
#satire #humor #parenting #AI
To whom it may concern,
I am writing this letter on behalf of the Legion of the Undead Scourge to lodge a formal complaint towards Xarkaz the Vile. In the examples provided below, you will find a persistent pattern of behavior which engenders a toxic and unproductive work environment, and which betrays the prestigious office of Chief Necromancer.
✍️ @jay.izzo
#satire #humor #skeleton #workplacehumor
Hey, tablemates! Sorry to interrupt your Zoom call or spreadsheeting or whatever pulled you to our neighborhood coffee shop to squat for six hours. It has come to my attention that several of you feel there is something “off” about my behavior. You’re worried that I’m a “loose cannon” with my erratic hand gestures and bizarre mumblings. Allow me to explain.
✍️ @gcion
#cafeculture #satire #communaltable #humor
What is your largest barrel of whey? Maude and I curl a full imperial gallon in each hand but are looking to work our way up to hogshead each. Will this be possible? We will only need one really since Maude has now also died in childbirth.
✍️ Alice Wilson @neither.both
#satire #gym #victorian #humor
