Paul Bertellotti

So proud of our film @ihaveheardyoucalling which won two awards this evening @uviewff Including best screenplay for @basicbish95 & @gleesoc And the festival directors award which I will graciously accept for my brilliance. Thank you to the crew who did an amazing job and our incredible Producer, the handsome and talented @nomiddlenamehagan

This time last week at @asffestival displaying what @tiffstevensoncomic likes to call Scottish enjoyment. Not saying that Scottish people are miserable, just that I personally have a tendency to enjoy myself but not convey that information with my face. #scottishenjoyment #scottishboyfriendenjoysahing #scottishboyfriendexplainsahing

Ladies set your nork neuralizer to STUN. I’ve fixed everything. Also head to my biog for links to upcoming shows in Edinburgh, London, Midlands and Belfast #comedy #worldpeace #neuralizer #meninblack #realtionshipgoals #advice #womeninspiringwomen

Get some earphones please I don’t need to hear someone telling you that’s you are an alpha . If there was any justice all my clips would go viral . Do your thang #selfhelp #comedy #tubeguy #standup #funny #noheadphones

I’m not a fan of AI for creative work but sometimes I have to admit it’s pretty good. E.g. when you need a headshot for something and the best photo you can find is a two shot, so you ask the ai to remove your wife from the photo and instead it turns her into a variety of giant hairy hands. 10/10 no notes. We’re safe……for now.

IMPORTANT STATEMENT. I’m gutted that my episode of The Wheel won’t be airing on BBC One . Please show your support by booking tickets to see me live @oldropecomedy or on tour #gameshows #comedy #thewheel #celebritygameshow #funny #livecomedy #thewheelbbc

Edinburgh, time to get existential baby. Please buy tickets to hear my thoughts on women in space, empowerment vs classism, Umarell’s, witches, bunions, the United Nations, labia chafe at the YMCA, ageing disgracefully, ageing parents, the rise of the robots, how to correct the male loneliness epidemic, objectifying the moon and all the other great imaginings we can have once sex is out of the way* *more topics tbc as I’m still writing it. Promise it’ll be fantastic by August** ** don’t ask me to commit to ideas too early, it took me 15 years to get married . Ticket link in bio but here are so quotes to whet your whistle. Photos and poster design by @ullathorne , make up @lizallenmakeupartistry , director ever patient @paul0berto . ★★★★★ The Sunday Herald “This is a heartfelt, hilarious, provocative, important hour of stand-up from one of the best in the business.” ★★★★★ The Mirror “It’s punchy and political but in the best, most human sort of way. It’s charming but hard-hitting and it’s radical, but not self-consciously so ★★★★★ New European “This is accessible, elevating, adult comedy, at times silly, at others, sober, indeed, the one informs the other. This is no mere left v right, progressive v conservative cliched rant-a-thon. There’s something deeper, and more nuanced driving Tiff’s comedy, these days. She’s saying what needs to be said in trying to address the conundrums of our times, and in doing so is becoming an important comedian who casts light into darkness, even as she pulls her emotional tripe out on the stage. This is superb, almost noble comedy”

I fixed some puppets for my wife. I’m leaning into my Italian side and becoming my final form Geppetto . As I was shopping for another I came across this not at all problematic depiction of my Scottish side. Introducing Mac Boozle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 . #macboozle #pelhampuppets #gepetto #scottishitalian

Last week was a great week for Casa Berto. The past 8 months have been pretty tough so it feels good to be able to celebrate the wins. First pic from rehearsals of ‘The Interview’ which is doing the rounds and then more laurels for ‘I Have Heard You Calling In The Night’. My BAFTA Connect membership, which was lurking in the junk mail 😂. More acknowledgment and laurels, and last but by no means least, my brilliant wife is in a very fun Indy comedy horror about a killer sloth🦥

My wonderful wife @tiffstevensoncomic came home with this secret stash book from tkmaxx the other day to hide “valuables” in. She has subsequently filled it with two pez dispensers and a pencil case with her favourite pens in it, like an adult! #pez #tiffstevenson #idiot