In honor of pride month which is not this month, I wanted to be phucking vulnerable with you and come out as both a billionaire and SURVIVOR of nepotism™️❤️🩹 This might be hard for some of you to receive, but that’s yours to carry, and yes, this is my house and this is my family… and that’s “OK”. Be PHUCKING KIND to me because not everything is political… ???
And THANK YOU @rachelantonoff for letting me be a “Re-Antonoff” and also for making my phucking childhood dream of being featured in Vogue with Weird Al come true… 🕊️
Also also- being phucking vulnerable again in saying, yeah, I tried my phucking best to do that carousel thing where you split the big wide photo in half and no, I don’t have an app for that. I just did it phucking manually because I believe in character and class. I really struggled. Some? Yeah, I ate sh!t! So you all should be phucking kind about that too. Not everything is political… ???
📸: @thomaswhiteside 🤘
Thank you to EVERYONE who came out to my back 2 back @bellhouseny shows on Thursday🦅! Thanks to all the guest comics @maxwittert@marleyismarley@alex3nglish@aezimmer_ ! And most importantly, endless gratitude and thanks to Kevin Spacey and Cailey Spaeny for their incredibly dense seminar on “repair after harm”. It was a difficult conversation for sure, but their vulnerability and candor helped us have the kind of conversation we all NEED right now. (Cailey’s name was not spelled incorrectly on accident! It was an act of deep intentional disrespect by Amy and she has since issued a non-apology.) I love NYC!🇬🇧
Uh oh I love Austin, TX uh oh! Some pics from my short but sweet time at @moontowercomedy ! So many amazing things to hear and to see. Such as the prehistoric whistles of the great-tailed grackle! Or the interesting screams of the octobike people! Or even the $6500 lypo fat rock. Big thank you to everyone who came out to the show. If you’re in NY, there are still some tickets left this Thursday at my Bell House show in Brooklyn at 10pm- tickets in bio!
AUSTIN, TX!!! I am splitting the bill with @sarahsquirm TOMORROW @moontowercomedy filling in last minute for the sweetie @megsstalter ! Swipe to see the last time we were all lickin out eachother’s gutters for some reason in Austin, we didn’t even realize we were on stage or that there was a show going or people watching🥺 we were just being present 🥹 Tickets in bio
BROOKLYN! I’ve added a 10pm late show on April 23rd at the @bellhouseny for all those nasty ugly night people !! 7:30 sold out!!! uwu 🥹 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Ticket link in my bio. You’re all going to hell. See you then!! ☁️🦉
UPDATE: SOLD OUT!! You’re sick!!
Thank you to everyone who sold out the first two shows at @bellhouseny -I’ve added ANOTHER SHOW for next week! Thursday April 23rd at the @bellhouseny !!! 🥹 I really didn’t think people were gonna buy tickets because all of my allegations that have been proven facts at this point so I am completely humbled 🥹 Tickets available now in my linktree 🫦
📸 @rustinmccann
Some thought-provoking and deeply disturbing photography of cryptids spotted at night 2 of my sold out @bellhouseny shows! Thanks everyone who bought tickets 🥹! New York City is cool if you think about it… More shows soon
