The truth is I started a Substack for all the noise that’s been clanging around in my brain. I make no promises about its direction. We are going with a real “kitchen sink” approach, here. So, read it, or don’t! As a spectator in the Harlem Globetrotters scene of ‘Little Nicky’ exclaims, “It’s all part of the show, baby!” That is, of course, referencing hell’s demons taking over the bodies of stunt basketball players, which is actually a beautiful metaphor for 2025. Ultimately, If you grew up quoting Adam Sandler movies in an attempt to get kissed (fingered) by boys, THIS IS FOR YOU!!!!
Another successful board meeting with the team. Thanks to all for your inputs as well as outputs, for taking such careful minutes, and for playing fuck, marry, kill with me, @meganpatsel , and that one guy who seemed like he didn’t really want to be there but for some reason stayed the entire duration. Thank you to @genes_dispensary@wilshireonline for including us in the Away From Desk programming. It’s an honor to bring these insights into the office space.
See you at the next corporate retreat IT’S SADIE HAWKINS THEMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Realized absolutely no one sees a post with a flyer so instead I took a photo with the step and repeat inside a printing warehouse. Free promo for Axiom Printing if you need stickers they’re good and have great photo ops defo call them up. Scroll for vibes and merch drop and come to the very exciting Away From Desk tonight with @genes_dispensary and @wilshireonline it’s gonna rule.
Thrilled to present my quarterly findings tonight with @meganpatsel at corporate HQ @wilshireonline . @genes_dispensary created something very, very special and I’d love if you came to experience it 💋
In January @alisonbanow and I unknowingly showed up wearing the same outfit and stood outside this Verizon store. This Friday, February 20th, we are performing at @smallprovla . Feeling Very grind 😤
Booth sitting with my guy @genes_dispensary all weekend @atriumfair ! If you are in San Francisco come hang out. I took the second pic by mistake but what’s nice is you can’t tell.
⬆️Really hard, exceptionally hard, demento style hard year!!!!!!!!!!! But sometimes I looked good and I got a bit freer and I made things I’m proud of with people I’m proud to know and very very importantly it will forever be the year I moved in with the fellas. Also should I get a fedora in 2026 y/n?????????⬆️
➡️Really hard, exceptionally hard, demento style hard year!!!!!!!!!!! But sometimes I looked good and I got a bit freer and I made things I’m proud of with people I’m proud to know and very very importantly it will forever be the year I moved in with the fellas. Also should I get a fedora in 2026 y/n?????????➡️
