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I accidentally reposted a video endorsing Spencer Pratt for mayor. Here to say I do not share his views. Especially the ones he’s getting from the hotel bel air, folks. Anyway, here I am exorcising him from my aura @iturnmycamera0n photo #1!!
Good afternoon! Here’s an excerpt from a piece I wrote about my 2nd grade teacher who was in love with Tommy Kramer- you can read it for free on my substack (link in bio). They automatically added this very cool male narrator #notallnarrators !! My sincere thanks to everyone who has subscribed!!! 🌻
Please welcome to the stage…RUMI!! She’s been staying with me since Sunday and today we’re making it official. She’s The Ultimate Sweetheart ™️ and was living on the streets Tijuana for six years as a single mother!! From what I can glean, she likes crawling across the rug, curling into a little ball, and crunchy snacks (just like Oprah). Thank you @muttscouts & also to my friends & @tastingmenucomedy audience for letting me talk through commitment. Goodbye to my old life of wings and strip clubs and Ponzi schemes. Also, I don’t know if she’s named after the poet Rumi or the K-pop Demon Hunter, but I’ll dedicate my life to finding out. I’ll search relentlessly for an answer
I was nominated as a guest at the 833rd Golden Globe Awards. @nikkiglaser crushed, I can’t feel my [Morton’s] toes and this post doubles as a missed connections HERBERT are you out there???
I’m coming back to bozeman& need your body heat to survive!! December 12 with the hilarious @mrnoahcrow at @lastbestcomedy ! Someone please invite @glennclose - I heard she lives in the area and I loved her as Madame de Merteuil. Second slide is these bears I stared at for a while last time trying to figure out if they were conjoined. 2 shows, 7 & 9. Can’t wait!! ❄️
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Watch the full set streaming now on the 6th annual Office Hours Live Halloween Spooktacular at the LINK IN BIO.
💀 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 💀 Take a dunk into our 6th annual Halloween Spooktacular with conjoined guest hosts @annielederman & @lizzycooperman , and special guests @cerspence , @circuitdesyeux (w/ @lowtheband ), and Mike Zohn from @obscuraantiques at the LINK IN BIO or get another hour of the show featuring @kurtvile at patreon.com/officehourslive with a FREE 7-day trial.
Simon says put on a happy face and tune into the 6th Annual Office Hours Live Halloween Spooktacular with guest hosts @annielederman & @lizzycooperman , plus musical guest @circuitdesyeux , TODAY Thursday 10/30 at 10am PT (1pm ET) at youtube.com/officehourslive
6!6!6! Can you believe it’s our 6th annual Office Hours Live Halloween Spooktacular!? We’re down one regular host but we’re up two special guest hosts with top tier comedians @annielederman & @lizzycooperman ! PLUS dark pop conjurers @circuitdesyeux will be joining us, and of course many other fun and surprises! Tune in LIVE tomorrow Thursday 10/30 at 10am PT (1pm ET) at youtube.com/officehourslive
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