An all-insult edit!
(Isabel’s Insults™️ perhaps? Just spitballing.)
60 seconds of lovable passive-aggression from the good people at @ghostscbs
YAY! 👐🏻🥊
in honor of (three days after) mother’s day, that time i played roughly 1000 of ‘em?👱🏻♀️👩🎤👨🏻💼👵🏻👩🏻🚀🤴🏻👴🏻💃🏼🤷🏼♀️
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#mothersday #mother #mom #allthemoms #literally #all #of #them
I’m shell-shocked but in like, a rly good way because…
GIVEAWAYYYYYY!
🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚™️
Yep. Your inner child is getting a tamagotchi… again.
And this time? She’s gold-filled, gemstone-covered and thriving.
I’m partnering with @discomarshmallow and giving away ALL 🐣FOUR🐣DESIGNS🐣
(one of each bc I believe in eggcess)
To enter:
🥚 follow me + @discomarshmallow
🥚 like this post
🥚 comment which pendant you’d want to win
Bonus: share to stories and tag a friend for an extra entry (this is bigger than just us)
Giveaway runs 7 days from today
Open to USA + Canada
#jewelry #giveaway #emerald #sapphire #ruby
snowed in w lil debbie defender! cannot scream from the (internet) rooftops loud enough about @real.car
they made pickup and drop off DURING A BLIZZARD a breeze and were an absolute pleasz from top to bottom. wish we could stay with deb forever but we know where to find her. 🍪🍪
Out of Order at the @chelseafilmfestival where we took home the audience award (!) and i had a lil bucket list item ticked (➡️➡️) in the form of a fully chaotic, fully improv’d end credits moment. a dream for me and a nightmare for the sound designer. go team! 🚩
💄: @sarahfabmakeup
👗: @shopdoen
👒: @etsy
Took this 🤳🏼 a few weeks ago, right after one of the biggest callbacks of my life.
I first held for a month. Then another. Manifested, wished, dreamed. The usual.
It would’ve been a really great birthday gift.
But I’m posting it anyway, because it’s still real.
Deadline doesn’t write about who almost got it.
There’s no category for “Runner-Up, Best Effort in a Major Life Lesson.”
You only get to see that kind of thing at the Olympics, or juggling to “Proud Mary” in the talent portion of a pageant. Which, respect.
In this new(ish) world we’ve found ourselves in, most of the time we’re just in our bedrooms, phone propped up, pajama bottoms still on, doing it once more, with feeling.
So here’s to the almosts.
The unhinged optimism and the drafts of emails that start with “just checking in.”
(who am I kidding? I totally send those.)
Here’s to the kind of faith you don’t post about.
Unless you’re me. Then you make it a whole birthday thing and decide the world should know about your personal growth arc.
Not the ending I dreamed of,
but maybe the beginning of a story still unfolding.
Here’s to another year of trusting the timing.
Still here. Still showing up.
Still oversharing on the internet,
mascara holding on for dear life.
🖤
7️⃣ years since we turned this corner and i really have learned to hold two truths - that while i’ve never, ever been wrong (🙃🙃🙃), the price really is right™️.
