Jen the Tyromancer

@kitchenwitchjb

World’s only professional cheese fortuneteller. Chicago’s Kitchen Witch. Journalist/author @jenniferjoanbillock #witchesofinstagram #tyromancy #cheese
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CHICAGO 🌭 Join me for a book signing at @maisonpasquale on 6/6 ✨ @kitchenwitchjb will be there reading cheese fortunes 🔮 hope to see you there!
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2 days ago
Heloise and I are set up and ready to tell some cheese fortunes at the @chicagoqueerweddingshow tonight! Come on by @thejoinerychicago to see us from 6-8pm and learn how we can make your special day a little bit more mystical. Cheeses currently on the board: @sartoricheese garlic and herb Bellavitano, @treasurecavecheese mild blue, @rothcheese dill havarti, and @blackcreekcheese cheddar. (Yes, they’re all proudly @wisconsincheese !) Cheeses on deck: @nuestracocinabrands cotija, Henning Cheese Colby-Jack, and @oldcroccheese smoked cheddar. YUM.
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4 days ago
‼️ VENDOR SPOTLIGHT ‼️ At your wedding, you can do anything. As queer people, we’re constantly breaking the mold, playing with form, and flirting with the unknown. Well @kitchenwitchjb takes that to a whole new level! Get your fortune told through cheese at the Chicago Queer Wedding Show on May 12th! Tickets in our bio! #Cheese #Queer #Chicago #LGBTQ #Lesbian
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7 days ago
Currently cutting havarti dill and blue cheeses for today’s fortunes. If you haven’t met Jane at @theeventorsinc , say hello in the comments. She wants to meet everyone! #tyromancy #cheese #divination
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24 days ago
So excited to be telling cheese fortunes at the @chicagoqueerweddingshow in May! Get your tickets now — you can even elope! It’s pet-friendly, so Chief Cheese Eater Heloise may be in attendance… 🐶🧀🔮🏳️‍🌈 #chicago #tyromancy #wedding #cheese
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25 days ago
My biggest tip for #divination sessions. Please don’t purposefully put up a wall! #witchesofinstagram #fortunetelling
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1 month ago
It’s #tyromancy time for the good folks at @thisisuic ! Cheeses on the board at the moment: @artikaasgouda Edam, @pointreyescheese tomarashi seven spice, @central_formaggi moliterno al tartufo, and @castellousa creamy Danish blue. On deck: @mariekegouda Gouda with cumin, @sartoricheese merlot bellavitano, and @jasperhillfarm suncatcher. It’s going to be a delicious day. #cheese #divination
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1 month ago
I had Heloise painted on my doxie purse. Dachshund on dachshund. Meta dachshund. Gorgeous artwork by @portraitsbyvictor , done on the fly in 15 minutes at @paperandpencilchicago ’s @chicagostationeryfest , the best event of every year. #art #doxie #chicago
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2 months ago
Friends, very soon I will closing March bookings so l can have the month to finish my tyromancy book. Schedule a session now if you want to sneak in before I turn them off! Link in bio! #divination #cheese
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3 months ago
Hey, cheese lovers! Did you know I do corporate events too? Look at this AMAZING setup and space for a company party tonight. Gorgeous. 🧀🔮✨ #cheese #divination #tyromancy
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3 months ago
Anyone order a Heloise? #dachshund
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3 months ago
At the launch of Issue 07: Food is Ritual back in November, guests were treated to a salty peak at the their future thanks to @kitchenwitchjb who reads fortunes in hunks of cheese. Jennifer Billock is the world’s only tyromancer, reviving an ancient practice of predicting events in the cracks and crumbles of our favourite type of dairy 🧀 ✍️ @wanderwomannyc
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4 months ago