Hunter Collins

@huntercomedy

Comedian | Filmmaker My 7TH COMEDY ALBUM “Hunter Collins Is Not Afraid Of You” is out wherever you get your music now!
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Linktree in bio! New from @comedyrecords : My 7th album HUNTER COLLINS IS NOT AFRAID OF YOU! Comedy that puts its hand in the starving rat cage! If you bust nuts, if you get crunk, if you eat the banana -skin and all- THIS IS THE ALBUM FOR YOU! -Album 📸 by @ramyaridaphoto -Recorded by @markdebonis -Comedy written by Meat Loaf -Audience laughter courtesy of Acme Laffing Gas -Dark blessings by Gorthox the Insipid -Perpetual state of belief in self by looking in mirror and saying “Hey little buddy, you can do it”
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9 months ago
Streaming everywhere today, “Hunter Collins Goes To Hell” - comedy for sinners that burns from the nebulous meniscus between suffering and ecstasy! These jokes float, baby. EVERYTHING floats down here… and once you hit ‘play’, YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! -Recorded by Polish Quincey Jones @paulpaduch -Mixed and mastered by the President, Barry Taylor -Additional voices by local criminals @rodrigofstoll , @gwynne.phillips , @b.o.g , @sadiethewienergod and @nickbeatoncomedy -Album art by the The Lost Spaceman, @flooko -photography by The Shutter Queen herself, @denisegrant1 -Thanks to BT and Tim Golden at @comedyrecords for always taking on my projects even though I’m always a little needy ninny about it -Thanks to Mark Breslin and @autopsy_turvy at @yukyukscomedy for being flexible with recording dates and for letting me say whatever I want. -Thanks to @comedianmarthachaves for pulling a big-time tia move for me -Thanks to my own private Scorsese, @fighttheyouth for the 80-camera shoot -Thanks to @timrabnett , @cal_post , @andrewbarrcomedy , @thischristophe and @isamcomedy for warming ‘em up and letting me put ‘em away wet -Thanks to my damage control expert @5onthe5 -Thanks to the pals who came to the tapings: @rosiesimon , @thejoycastro , @nbmcfarlane and @mackenzie.mcfarlane , -And a special thanks to wee Lenka
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3 years ago
The Canadian TV industry has tried to end my career time after time, forcing me to roast an Asian woman, a gay guy, a triple amputee, and even a despicable lard-ass. Then they put a gun to my temple (the gun had a Run the Burbs sticker on it) and said, “roast your dear trans pal @avavalcomedy , you cis white cancer.” I didn’t know what to do, but I have a pet gecko to feed. What those fools who control Canadian showbiz from inside that car that sticks out of the CTV building didn’t realize was that Ava and I were destined to create the best TV this entropic hands-and-knees pandering industry has seen since The Russell Peters Christmas Special. @counterfeitpics - bring a bigger gun next time. @ctvcomedy and @cravecanada - you’re welcome too. The secret cabal of dark figures in flannel hooded robes from Hudson’s Bay that calls the shots (I think it’s Rick Mercer, Jan Arden and the chick from Catwalk under there) - how do I get on Son of a Critch? Season 4 of Roast Battle Canada is underway and this episode airs July 15. Set your Timex! #comedyclub #comedyclips #lovewins #roastbattlecanada #roastbattle #pridemonth #happypride
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1 year ago
Throwing it back to 1985 for a Slav Squat Saturday! Remember: just because you’re a Slav, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t read. I’m pictured here desperately clutching some Slav classics like “The Bohunk of Bratislava”, “Pride & Prejudice & Playing Soccer With Cinderblock for a Ball”, and “How to Pickle 1,000 Pig Ears in 30 Days”. The moustachioed person on the right is my babushka.
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1 month ago
They gave ol’ Huntybits the thumbnail! Catch my scintillating true crime performance in the season finale of the latest season of Fear Thy Neighbor on @cravecanada ! (Also available on Hulu and Discovery+) Swipe for a preview of the delivery that changed the conversation on goat-triggered anger performances!
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2 months ago
Čøęxįśť #acceptance #tolerance #peace #gaia #equality
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2 months ago
Dialogue is 75% snorts. #heatedrivalry #heatedrivalryedit #heatedrivalrycrave
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3 months ago
In 2025, I had such a good year that your year looks at mine and starts checking out adult learning brochures (MAN, I had a better year than your dumb-ass year)! I banged a MILF! Became a DILF! Made a beautiful baby who’s a total BILF! Exclusively shat no-wipers! Bench pressed the old pope’s corpse, hat and all! Got mad at Sydney Sweeney’s boob in that ad (this caused people to nod approvingly at me)! Deported every Cybertruck to an El Salvadoran prison! Made 31/ATLAS drink a Smirnoff Ice by hiding one in Mars’ orbit! Bought and resold Charlie Kirk’s trachea on eBay! Finally found the time to get mad at her other boob! Got Alexa to Chat GPT every interaction I had with you while ripped on Ozempic and hooked up to a machine that occasionally feeds me Dubai chocolate (it has crinkleys in it!), thus eradicating the need to process thought and approaching existential zero where I may inhabit the preposterous expanse between matter and anti-matter! STILL funnier than Jimmy Kimmel! Too bad so sad your year absolutely BIFFED it! Keep your fan mail!
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4 months ago
Showing the boy the building blocks of pure horror.
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5 months ago
Why would the cybermind turn Mr. Shaggles and Chompy into the scourge of Outworld and the Michael Jackson of Fast Food?! #aiisnotart #aiisruiningeverything #aisucks #ihateai #chatgpt #chatgptprompts #artificalintelligence #artificialintelligenceart #artificialintelligenceai
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7 months ago
The people have spoken (backwards and in Latin)! For the 2nd time in 3 years (2x3 = 6 aka number of the beast), we took home the best film prize at @greatcanadianfilmfestivals horror festival! Audience pick awards are extra special, signalling that you have your cursed finger on the racing pulse of what fans of the genre want. And it took a whole coven’s effort to conjure, with @fighttheyouth @jennyfrommclauch @lenka_senty @nickbeatoncomedy @cal_post @thischristophe @rodrigofstoll and more selling us their souls! Infernal thanks to the fest for having us and all who attended! #MakeShitBitchLess
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7 months ago
We’re totally re-animated to learn our ambitious animated short “Frankenstein So White” is headed to The Montreal International Animation Film Festival @animazefilmfest (Oct 1-3) and the always pulse-pounding @terrorinthebayfilmfest (Oct 15-18)! Check out their accounts to grab tickets! We’re sending director @cal_post in to spin this into a development deal and maybe a polyamorous cult! #MakeShitBitchLess
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7 months ago