Jordan Cerminara

@handcutcomedy

๐ŸŽค stand-up & collage โœ‚๏ธ co-creator @lowartforms โฌ‡๏ธfull comedy specialโฌ‡๏ธ
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I've been very slow to promote this month of shows because I have been draggggging. Lotsa fun shows to check out and some I am super excited about: May 15/16 I am featuring for the very funny @andrewsleighter at @laughscomedyseattle Then down in Cali for 2 installations of @lowartforms in San Jose and Chico w/ my main h0mie @thetoongoon And finishing off the month back in Seattle, tabling w/ @northwestcollagesociety folks at Collage-O-Rama during the showcase on Saturday and hosting IMPROV COLLAGE on Sunday, both at @slip_belltown so come check it out! Don't know what IMPROV COLLAGE is? Neither do I, I am still making it up โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒโœ‚๏ธ it will be fun and will consist of 4 teams of 4 going head to head for the chance to win... SOMETHING ๐Ÿ˜‚
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9 days ago
Do you believe in Sasquatch Chips? Zany storytelling is something I really enjoy and this exaggerated true tale of my first encounter with @timscascadesnacks is my all-time favorite bit I have ever written and I genuinely miss performing it. This was the closing joke to my first hour of stand-up and I've been working hard to be ready to record my next this fall in Portland. Please watch the full version of this and come catch my new hour sometime before I record it and incessantly promote the final product until you unfollow me โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™โœ‚๏ธ thanks to everyone that has watched the special, come to a live show, bought my album or some of my art, and hung around for all my weird attempts at building my online audience ๐Ÿ’š
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2 months ago
I miss that place โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅฒโœ‚๏ธ watch my full stand-up special on YouTube! #standup #comedy #collage #art
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1 year ago
The return of THE ART CRITIQUE Comedy Show!! ๐Ÿ–๏ธBad art. ๐ŸคฃGreat jokes! ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธTickets are in the bio๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ #Comedy #thrift #art #sanjose
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5 days ago
Happy World Collage Day! Yea, it's a thing โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒโœ‚๏ธ finished my 5th Artist Trading Card that I am sending my nephew that plays trumpet and likes to fish--it's super late because I am a terrible uncle but I think he'll forgive me because he's a very cool kid. That said, to the four people I received ATCs from through the very talented @cutandplaced prompt MONTHS ago, I am putting these in the mail. Except for you @stitchpixie because I gave it to you in person ๐Ÿ˜‚ If you've ever been into cutting and pasting, I highly encourage you to see if you have a collage collective near you or start one because they are a great place to make fun and interesting friends. If that sounds like you and you live in Portland, Oregon, come to a hangout with @pnwcollagecollective tomorrow 5/10 at the Albina Library from 12-4PM #worldcollageday
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8 days ago
โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒโœ‚๏ธ my f8vorite creations from last week's incredibly fun art retreat at Sou'Wester Lodge in Seaview, Washington. It was so nice to share techniques and time with new/old friends from @pnwcollagecollective and @northwestcollagesociety [1] "Avian Emissions" used an eraser to create smoke effects from the bird's mouth/cigarette on this high gloss print and threw that little van in the background. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿฆ [2] "Quality Assurance" loved the idea of a big ol' lizard wearing a tinfoil hat with a man in it for whatever reason--too many late nights on YouTube and listening to Coast2Coast ๐Ÿ˜‚ btw they ARE listening ๐ŸฆŽ [3] "Big Shrimpin'" never had I ever embroidered something and it took me FOR-EV-ER but the ๐Ÿ„ probably weren't helping ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ but they totally were. [4] "Nostrildamus" he can SNEEZE into the future ๐Ÿ™ƒ it was fun to basically do typesetting with a tape transfer but I wish I could have found a better ๐Ÿ‘ƒ [5] "Public Pool" wild rearrangement of an image of peas spilling out of a container to fit in the pool--I really like the final product and would rarely leave the original page numbers and subtitles in the final image but it felt like it added something cool to me ๐Ÿซ›๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ [6] "Pappy Pancake" really fun tape transfer where I collaged the two images first, did the tape transfer, and then cut it out again before I laid it down ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿˆ [7] "One Eye Open" fun prompt to use a target from the h0mie @stitchpixie and getting to use this cool 3D eye that moves when you look at it ๐Ÿ‘ [8] "Beaver Pretzels" definitely abnormal style for me but this idea made me laugh a lot ๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฆซ I made more art in a week than I have since @februllage and I really needed that. Opportunities for joy in my life have been rapidly rising since finding a group of people that genuinely make me feel like I am part of an actual community. Having done stand-up for 13 years, I have no hesitations saying, that on the whole, collage artists make way better friends than comics. Crazy how far some eye contact and a little listening can go! May shows coming up in Seattle, San Jose, Chico, and, of course, Portland ๐Ÿ’š join my email list for updates โžก๏ธ handcutcomedy.com
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20 days ago
I'm doing better than you can imagine โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธโœ‚๏ธ
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28 days ago
Catchin' Some ZzZzZahz ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜ด . . . . . #collage #art #comedy #pizza
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1 month ago
Feels good to be home for a bit! Not a ton of shows but some fun ones this month. Looking forward to a week long collage retreat on the coast โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜โœ‚๏ธ with some of my dear cut and paste pals.
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1 month ago
Actual Idiot collage artist generating the HARD DRINKIN TRUTH. Sidenote: I ๐Ÿ’š ๐Ÿง
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1 month ago
Nostalgia farming from my first stand-up special "Cuttin It Up" please check it out โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™โœ‚๏ธ #collage #artprocess #standup #comedy #90s
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2 months ago
Actual Idiot art generated by ME your favorite comedian/collage artist โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒโœ‚๏ธ . . . #collage #art #comedy
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1 month ago