🫟 GREEBO 🫟

CHORUS REVEAL 😛 RISE N FALL OF BITCHNEY QUEERS IS OFFICIALLY OUT ON 4/20 🫟 but real ones know you can hear it on wetdreamboyfriend.com already 👀

we’ve planned to make a donation with whatever profit there is from @greebfest to Mahmoud’s fundraiser. please donate here directly if you’re able to, any help would be really appreciated. link in my bio xx

TO FORGET ABOUT THE RIGHTS WE’RE LOOSING, I’M JUST HERE FOR PISSPLAY CRUISING 🏴‍☠️ me performing a top secret NEW SONG at @therealg_lo ’s top surgery fundraiser last month 💅 my next gig is in october, supporting @shelflivesbaby at @thedomelondon 🥳 but @imdead991 says i should learn all the lyrics on the album so we can record them in a booth. problem is…october is a while away and i need some practice, especially before a big gig like the dome. there’s a lot of words crammed into my verses (and choruses). nothing i can’t handle tho 💪 so if you need a support act or want me to play a gig literally ANYWHERE this summer, give me a shout! calendar is open and i am absolutely down 🤙 my set up is dead simple and i will get the crowds bopping and throwing their lingerie, pinky promise 🤞

bury me in my leather jacket, blue jeans and motorcycle boots

thirst trapping so you visit my webpage :P or maybe i just wanted attention??

on wednesdays we consume popcorn and cock porn 🎀👛🍿

shaved my head down to the bone again. pretty fun ‘fuck you’ if you ask me. if not a little cliche. especially when it’s the 3rd time this year. i’ve heard i look like sid from toy story. which i take as a compliment. he didn’t know the toys were alive! he was just a creative and troubled soul. plus i found my doppleganger in a naughty gay DVD as well lol. anyways r u voting for greens today? i am and u should xx

@wreckord_shop_official ravin mad was so much fun :) sick performances all round. even though i totally BLEW at the rap battle! thanks for having me to play my songs and on that note. if anyone needs an opener, my summer’s looking pretty free, so give me a shout ;)

today i woke up and i was a cockroach. it’s all a bit kafkaesque tbh xx

testohunk at @testohunkie ⚧️ photos by @coley_pops

usually i’d do a goofy 420 post, in classic greebo style. it’s tradition. but 420 also happens to be my mum’s birthday. what an iconic birthday. it’s kind of rude of her actually that weed day will always be a little bit sad for me. i used to come to her birthday dinners stoned after the day’s festivities and she’d make a joke abt how blazed i was. this is hard, you were so excited for your 60th. planned out a party at maxilla social club. i’m sorry we couldn’t get it together in time to do that but something tells me you’d understand. god, i miss you mum. existing without you is the loneliest thing i’ve ever experienced. it doesn’t get easier unfortunately. harder, actually. it still doesn’t feel real that last year we were spotting bunnies and walking on a stony beach. i miss my north star. when you died, you took a version of me with you that i’ll never, ever get back. but i don’t want to think about how hard it is today. i want to think about how easy it was to spend time with you. how much fun we had in barcelona for your birthday in 2024. how ten years ago you had my teenage band play your 50th. last year we went to rye and i think about how we both had a habit of collecting shells on the beach. you always had a cool rock to show me. here’s some throwbacks to your birthdays. i found them on your phone and mine. i love you so much mum and i hope you’re still as proud of me as the day you left us. until we meet again 🏝️

some pics from greebworld. flixbus to manchester for the day (and night). god, i love cheap coaches. pilgrimage to see peaches. baby’s first latex. testohunkie. loveless on prom night etc etc. five years sober and still suffering from hangxiety. let’s go out and make a few bad decisions. i know i said my single was officially coming out tomorrow for my mum’s birthday and 420. but due to the mum in question related grief, i’ve been absolutely awful at getting on top of things. so it’ll be out officially when it’s out officially. i’ll give you a shout when it’s up. but remember u can hear it RIGHT NOW on WETDREAMBOYFRIEND.COM :) so get onto the .com