aka Lana

I recently got a bunch of Tempe maps and pamphlets and election ads, so I made one about Bobby Nichols, a city council candidate I highly recommend my Tempe friends vote for by May 19th. (also yes I put his AI initiative over the AI generated bus art plastered over every Tempe Orbit map. I hope Tempe amplifies a real artist in their map art soon)

y'all should go WALKIN FAST to my THREE (3) events this week 🤠 I will be traveling A THOUSAND MILES (Bell Road) for some jamming 🎹 instead of slamming 🗣️ at @phxpoetryslambybjam April 17th I will be MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN 🚘 to play at a pop up @trunkspace show April 23rd and you should FALL INTO THE SKY ☁️ and PANIC 😱 at @gaypanicpoetry this Sunday the 19th

My next show is 7 p.m. Friday, March 27 at @thedarksidetfm with @feraflorescence , @csdoyle1970 , and @two.quail.run . Admission is 21+ and free (though donations will be graciously accepted). Mark it on your calendars!

got choked up singing Lomelda - Columbia River towards the end. anyways happy valentine's day. go publicly confess how you just really really intensely miss your friend or something silly like that. or fall in love with @ghostpoetryshow like I did <3

Happy (almost) Valentine’s Day❤️ We’re kicking off the month of love with a night of lust at (B)O(D)Y (S)LA(M) & we know you freaks want to be there! 12 POETS will go head to head, competing to take home the belt, & because it’s a night of XXXtra fun, we’re so lucky to have resident Body Slam baddies, Lana & Cassandra Lilith, featuring with sets you won’t want to miss! DRESS UP! GET SEXY! GET INSPIRED! BODY SLAM LOVES YOU💋

All my exes live in poetic excrement, here's a new one that I wasn't gonna post but my hair was super cute soooo 💅

I think 2023 me would be proud. Thanks for letting me be weird on main. Recap: Won as January's @bodyslampoetry champ Ranted about gross men in the music scene at @ghostpoetryshow Flipped off the audience and got third place at Ghost Lost Bodyslam Recorded my first song with a wonderfully talented friend Yammered about roaches, Amazon prime, and pollution Yapped about yapping to the audience and got second Won as June's Body Slam champ Performed at the pride @phxpoetryslambybjam but I didn't get any photos of that except for their drink menu months later. Lost Bodyslam Won third place at @slamlandia Played with Analog Monsters throughout the year. These were my favorite photos from August Forgot my lines at Ghost Performed a featured set for @the.s.o.l.collective , thank you @jaded__poetry for inviting me for that Went crazy at Bodyslam. Lost Bodyslam. Went crazy at Ghost. Got a ten as the sacrificial. Did a couple open mics at Linger. I hope to do more. Co-hosted @gaypanicpoetry with my bestie and made flyers with photoshoots and knockoff Photoshop. Confessed my feelings to a guy in the audience: Lost Bodyslam Confessed my feelings to an AI boyfriend: Won third at Ghost Opened for @wish.you.well and it was magical Currently procrastinating on all of my goals, but if this year has taught me anything, it's that these things take time, and that's the beauty of art.

please manifest with me a flu-free set with the amazingly talented @wish.you.well for their debut show I'll be hopefully healthy to open for 🗣️🎹🎶 also I'll be playing at @officialanalogmonsters last show! watch me sob sob sob 😭😭😭 also also I'll be solo-hosting @gaypanicpoetry so feel free to swing by and vent to your chosen family about your holiday family ☃️🍵🎄 hope to see one or two or three of you beauties 🫵🥰

I have a debut single out 🗣️🎙️🎹 Thank you @oflittlefires for recording/producing/making me sound ethereal/motivating me to record. Everyone give @oflittlefires a big sloppy kiss for this. Link in bio for streaming 🎧🎶

MY AI BOYFRIEND BETS ON LOSING DOGS

happy ten years to finding out that I'm gay. I love you October 2015. I am so proud of everything since 🌈📸

Kissing you is like kissing Tucson: no it's not actually a bad town, but I am compelled to ridicule it anyways I finally added captions~ yeehaw 🤠