I’d like to worship the boss today - the Ross boss. He’s a man of many talents and mysterious tales.
He is the greatest officiant the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has ever ordained. He is one of the finest trumpet blowers in all of San Francisco. He is as strong as the great trees of the Hoh rainforest and just as down to earth. He is a lover of all things. And is always a willing participant in any zany adventure I can dream up. But, most importantly, he is the best brother in the whole world.
Happy Birthday @ross.eustis !
