CONLAN & FRIENDS at RIK MAYALL COMEDY FESTIVAL
Comedy magician Damon Conlan, a man surely destined for stardom, grudgingly presents an hour of classic variety to @rikmayallcomedyfestival . Featuring a stellar guest cast of dear friends (@abbiehalecomedy ) as haphazardly assembled by his inept assistant Heather Fox (@doubtbeat ).
๐ Saturday 6th June 2026
๐ฐ๏ธ 8:30pm
๐@rikmayallcomedyfestival@thecraftycafedroitwich
๐๏ธ Via the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival website (PWYW, but honestly itโs very good)
โA surreal blastโ - Brumside Radio
A Conlan, Hale & Smith Production โจ
#rikmayallcomedyfestival #livecomedy #comedymagic #sillylittleshow
HBD to the MPV, the apple of mine eye, the one and only @ezza_b_ ๐ฅณ๐๐๐
Thereโs nobody Iโd rather do everything and nothing with, whatever the weather*. I wouldnโt want to try.
Documented here are some of our publishable adventures and misadventures from the 2025/26 season. Weโve covered a lorra lorra ground, chuck. Hereโs to more for 2026/27 ๐ฅ
Undocumented adventures include Erin: teaching me how to use a dishwasher without crying; incapacitating herself with laughter at a picture of me with what can only be described as a โcod-eyeโ; drinking me under the table, then nursing me back to health when I broke my arse.
Have an EXQUISITE day, darjeeling. Richly deserved xoxoxo โจ ๐
*probably both in better moods when the weather is nice tbf
Nice to get back to treading the boards* after a wildly extended period of not being bovvered, and firmly believing all my material is stinky.
Which it is. It DOES stink, but it stinks of ME and, as you can see from my faceโฆ I love that.
Thanks for having me, @rhyshccomedy , and to @davestandsup for capturing a hag in full swing.
Last time I was in Bromyard, it was for a dental appointment maybe eighteen years ago? I was NOT pleased to be leaving town without a sticker. Up your game, Bromyard. You used to be cool.
Anyway Iโve sorted it out in post; 10/10 would go again (donโt forget to floss) xoxo
*or walking the plank; pick your own metaphor I donโt really mind
#yesactually #ihavebeenbravetoday #thankyoufornoticing
Went to Southport and all I got was these turkey teeth* and a bucket and spade** full of mems
*courtesy of Kaubo, arguably better than Maoam
**purely figurative - saw no buckets or spades, but a buttload of metal detectors. Hope you found that Viking hoard or whatever, lads xoxo
#errychristmas #merrychris
Merry Christmas from Balcony Prison
To be clear, I put myself in here for wilfully ignoring the festive season til the bitter last, DESPITE working in retail and having approx 8 months warning. Anyway, hope everyone on the nice list got a bit of what they fancied. As for the naughty lads and lasses, go cash in your coal and wreak havoc babyyyy xoxoxo
#feellikepureshitjustwantchristmasback #whydoesnobodytellusitscoming #itsbeginningtolookalotlikeaversionofchristmasyoudontfullyrecogniseormuchlike #youbetterwatchout
Went to @bclivingmuseum for my birthday and oh my GOD it was so sick!!! (Yes I am 36 shut your face).
I cannot BELIEVE that a Cadburyโs Flake used to be such a chode, nor that pineapple and lime were such prominent flavours in confectionery. SOME KIND OF PROGRESS ๐ก๐ค๐ก
Anyway @ezza_b_ loved it so much she moved in (I havenโt seen her since so please tell her to send me a telegram I miss her so much) xoxoxo
CONLAN & FRIENDS at @bhamcomfest was so silly and so much fun that I almost forgot I was part of it.
Love the craft, if thatโs what that was. Great stuff, lovely bunch of lads.
Huge thanks to Ackroyd Ackroyd & Ackroyd Drainage Solutions and Talent Agency (@abbiehalecomedy ) for stepping up to provide โ& Friendsโ at short notice, in the complete absence of genuine companions. Well worth the fifty instalments of ยฃ50.
Well done to @heatherfox69lol for facilitating AND staying foxy.
Big up @thedamonconlan for carrying the weight of this show on his weak back.
Also yeah thanks to @cherryredscomedyclub for trusting that what we were going to do would be good, despite no real evidence that it would be.
Good.
#varietyisthespiceoflife #lifeisthenameofthegame #thegameisup
Some of the wonderful critters that live in Chesthair
PS: learned a lot about the tapir penis, which I canโt really say more about for fear of a ban. That said, I donโt think dicks should be able to lift twigs. End of thought.
Comedy magician Damon Conlan, a man surely destined for stardom, grudgingly presents an hour of classic variety for the Birmingham Comedy Festival featuring a guest cast of dear friends (Abbie Hale) haphazardly assembled by his inept assistant Heather Fox.
๐๏ธ 11th October
๐ 9pm
๐๏ธ @cherryredscomedyclub
๐ @ilovecherryreds
"A surreal blast." โ Brum Radio
A Conlan, Hale & Smith Production
