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WE RELEASED A MOVIE!!! 🎥 🍿 HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOVIE?! Join the “EVEREST EGGHEADS” in our Matt Farley-inspired feature length backyard flick… on the tallest mountain IN THE WORLD… filmed over 3 days starting a massive wave of movie magic…. WATCH IT IN THE LINK IN OUR BIO!! #movie #indie #mountain

SHOW SHOW *unimportant nonbinding announcement* SHOW SHOW HELLO ROANOKE! DO YOU WISH TO BE IN A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE? DO YOU WISH TO BE A CATACLYSMIC PART OF A REVOLUTIONARY NEW “GAME SHOW” - STYLE PERFORMANCE? HAVE YOU MISSED THE FRICTION? OF DOOMSDAYX3? WE MISS YOU. WE ARE GROWING IN NUMBER! YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! THE ROANOKE “GONG SHOW” IS COMING TO YOU LIVE ON FRIDAY, MARCH 13TH AT 7:30 PM IN A SECRET ROOM. FEATURING: - RAPPERS - CLOWNS - SKATERS - YOUTH CHOIR - CONSPIRACY THEORIES - OTHER TYPE THINGS AS ALWAYS: THIS IS SOMETHING NEW. BUILD COMMUNITY OR DIE (TRYING). COME WITNESS GREATNESS! DM OR EMAIL FOR THE ADDRESS. NOW NOW NOW NOW NWO NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWN JOWN NOWNOWNOW NWONOW NOWN NOWN OW NOWN OW NOW NOW now now now now now nown own ow now now now nown now now now now now now now NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #believe #persevere #stepup #dosomething #doanything

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I’m looking at you. Yes, you. I see you scrolling on your little app. How cute. I’m here to inform you that I want to see your talent. March 13, 7:30pm at my crib in Roanoke. What entertains me: -laughing. -jokes. -food. -rock n roll. -water-based performance. -friend-based performance. -anything ever forever. Text me to say hi, or send me your talent. Just know, that my favorite act will get a cash prize. Cash. Prize. You can also just come and hang out to watch and it will be free. Hi. #roanokeva

Hello Potential Candidates! We at the DX3 firm are now looking for talented individuals for a broadcasted competition opportunity. Do you meet any of the following descriptions? - Performer - Knows skate tricks - Comedian - Musician - Rapper - Makes stuff - Can do party tricks - Etc. If so, and if not, please immediately send us a text with your name and talent description! On March 13 at 7:30 PM at our BRAND NEW GONG TECHNOLOGIES ROANOKE STUDIO, you will have a chance to prove your skills for a mystery cash compensation package! Don’t miss this career opportunity, apply for the GONG show today! We will refuse no one! If you have any questions for our HR team, we can be reached at the number attached. #roanokeva

CALLING ALL DOOMSDAY RICHMOND VIRGINIA FANS: BRAND NEW SHOW IN YOUR IMMEDIATE VICINITY: DOOMSDAYx3's FEATS OF LIFE! WE HAVE RECOVERED AND ARE READY TO GAIN YOUR ABASHED INTEREST! THIS IS #NEW FROM DOOMSDAYx3. WE ARE A LOT LIKE A TRAMPOLINE! DONT THROW ANYTHING AT US! DOOMSDAY ON AT 9PM APPROXIMATELY. THANK YOU TO @rv8point4 SHOW AT @themadhouse804 DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY IS BACK FOR TWO SHOWS IN 2WEEKS. ATTEND THE DOOMSDAYx3 SHOWCASE "PROOF OF LIFE" SETS ONE AND TWO. 9/27 AND 10/5 BOTH AT THE MADHOUSE, AND MAYBE A BONUS SOMEWHERE ELSE?

🚨🐦‍🔥📜‼️WE WIGGLE DOLLS GUEST ARTIST ALERT‼️😵‍💫🏥🚨 . This one is a doozy: in Richmond, VA we will be joined by Storm Welch, DOOMSDAYx3 and Ian Blackwood and Red Pedlar! …(deep breath) 🧘🫁😮‍💨 . Storm Welch (@stormthebirdy ) is a visual artist and activist from the Monadnock region of New Hampshire. They graduated from Maine College of Art in 2017 with a Bachelors of Fine Arts in Printmaking and are currently working on block printing a 3-part Crankie performance called the “Handless Maiden”. While Storm is passionate about finding ways to use art for social change, they also believe strongly in utilizing all types of artistic expression from craft, to dance, music, and writing as ways to resist and survive late-stage Capitalism. They have performed at various puppet slams across the east coast including @blackcherrypuppettheater and @mayostreetarts . . DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY (or @doomsdayx3 for short) is the “next blue man group” according to Forbez. This “”avant-terrorist-laugh-collective”” is the most spine-chilling multimediaperformancegroup this side of the Grlobe... Based in emØtiØnal whiplash, DOOMSDAYx3... _***BUZZWORDBUZZWORD BUZZ WORD!*** This is an “abrasive”, multimedia, plot-based, and fully self-scripted immersive theater experience,, with elements of giant wizard, video art projection, neo-vaudevillecircus, dramatic speaking, theatre of cruelty, songs, shadow puppet, foodfight, and more- Wear your poncho, and don’t be afraid to sit in the “splash zone!” . Ian Blackwood & Red Pedlar (@ianblackwoodmusic & @red.pedlar ) are two mainstays of the Richmond music scene and frequent collaborators. They weave sonic tapestries from a myriad of acoustic and electric instruments and will be performing a set of new compositions for the We Wiggle Dolls performance. Unexpected, playful, and boundless musical soundscapes await. . 🚐 We Wiggle Dolls: On Tour! Richmond, VA 📆 Sunday, October 5th ⏱️ 7:00pm doors // 8:00pm show 📍 @themadhouse804 // DM for Address 🎟️ $12-$20 Suggested // N O T A F LO F . TOURING CAST: YELLOWLEMONSHAPEDROCK (@yellowlemonshapedrock ) naughty little no good (@naughtylittlenogood )

RICHMOND VIRGINIA 7/30 ONNaWEDNESDAY. DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY IS THE WORLD'S MOST PROFESSIONAL PERFORMANCE GROUP IN THE WORLD: ULTIMATE FUNTIME CIRCUS! IT'S ALMOST IN TOWN, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? YOU CAN'T? WE CAN'T BLAME YOU! SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF WITH US. WALK WITH ME. WALK WITH ME. WHERE ARE THE FOREST WOULD GROW AS OUR GRANDMOTHER SAID DO YOU REMEMBER IT'S IT'S ALMOST TIME IT'S ALMOST TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WILL HAPPEN I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT DID HAPPEN DO YOU HEAR ME DO YOU HEAR ME GRAYSON ELLA MURPHY JACOB CHARLIE ZORA I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ALMOST TIME AND EVERYONE WILL BE THERE HAHA IT'S A HAPPY DAY LET'S JUST SAY IT'S A HAPPY DAY LET'S CALL IT A HAPPY DAY. CAN YOU CALL ME? 540-588-9107 THAT'S HOW YOU CALL ME. YOU'RE VERY STRANGE RESPONDING OUT LOUD TO AN INSTAGRAM POST. ANYWAYS, I'LL TELL YOU MY SCHEDULE. ON MONDAY I BAKE BREAD ON TUESDAY I LET IT COOL ON WEDNESDAY WE EAT IT ON THURSDAY I MAKE SHORTENING BREAD MAMA'S LITTLE BABY LOVES SHORTENING BREAD PUT ON THE SKILLET SLIP ON THE LID LET'S GO LET'S CRACK UP EGG STYLE CRACK YOU UP CRACK YOU UP CRACK YOU DOWN A COP JUST THREW TRASH ON THE GROUND ALL RIGHT BE THERE OR WE GET YOU GOOD @shartchan @threebrainedrobot @themadhouse804 @emogen33 @gallery5arts

YOU FEEL THE EARTH SHAKE BENEATH YOU, IT SEEMS LIKE NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME. SOMETHING NEW HAS RISEN UP FROM THE GRAVEL. THE AIR FEELS DIFFERENT TODAY: "SOMETING KRAZY DIS WAY KUM." 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 DOOMSDAY × 3 HAS DARED TO DO WHAT NO ONE WILL: ANNOUNCE YET ANOTHER LIVE PERFORMANCE IN RICHMOND VIRGINIA. OH HOW YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT! OH HOW THIS CAN'T BE TRUE! OH BUT IT IS.. THEY HAVE DONE IT AGAIN... HELLO A L L DOOMSDAY FANS! IMPORTANT IMMEDIATE NOTICE: DOOMSDAY × 3 & FRIENDS WILL BE PERFORMING LIVE AT GALLERY 5 IN DOWNTOWN RICHMOND VIRGINIA ON THE 30TH OF THIS MONTH. SECRET AND #UNDERGROUND MADHOUSE PERFORMANCE AT THE END. THEY ARE MVPS. @themadhouse804 THE MADHOUSE IS ON THE BILL TOO. I REPEAT, THE MADHOUSE IS ON THE BILL TOO. THE MADHOUSE WILL BE PERFORMING. IT IS RARE THAT DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY IS ALLOWED INSIDE OF A PLACE THIS NICE. DOOMSDAY × 3 IS EXCITED TO FINALLY GET WHAT THEY DESERVE! DOOMSDAY X3 PRESENTS: THE INTERNET SHOW! IN A TIME WHERE THE WHOLE WORLD IS TOO FREAKED OUT, DOOMSDAY DARES TO SPEAK ABOUT THE INTERNET. COULD THIS BE DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAYS BRAVEST SHOW YET? THIS SHOW IS FREE. PLEASE DONATE TO US AT THE DOOR. "DJ SHARTCHAN" ON AT 7:00. THREE BRAINED ROBOT ON AT 7:35. DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY ON AT 8:10. THE MADHOUSE AT 9:30. EMOGEN33 AT 10:10 THIS IS NOT A RAVE. THIS IS NOT A BAND. THIS IS A SHOW. DOOMSDAY × 3 REGRETS THAT THEY HAVE TO SPECIFY ANY OF THESE THINGS. DOOMSDAY × 3 IS FEARLESSLY SUCKING UP THE FUTURE AND SPITTING IT OUT IN FRONT OF YOUR UNBLINKING EYES. THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME! THIS SHOW IS ON A WEDNESDAY. WE NEED YOU TO SHOW UP OR WE WILL CRY UNTIL WE CAN'T BREATHE ANYMORE! ATTEND OR ELSE! OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER, THE MADHOUSE IS DOOMSDAY X 3 MVP. @themadhouse804 THEY ARE ONLY NOT ON THE FLYERS BECAUSE OF LATE APPROVAL. WE ARE GRAVELY SORRY. #RICHMONDVA #RICHMONDFREESHOW #FREESHOWRVA #DOOMSDAYDOOMSDAYDOOMSDAY #LIVETHEATERE #GALLERY5 #richmondevents

FREE FREE FREE FREE CUTTING EDGE DIAMOND SAW 1000 DEGREE IPHONE PERFORMANCE GROUP, LIVE AT @dwelldc ON FRIDAY, JULY 25TH. WITH SPECIAL GUEST @emogen33 . THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT. DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY DOES NOT WANT TO INSULT YOU BY SAYING "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE". BUT WE WILL ASSURE YOU THAT WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO LOSE: THIS IS MORE THAN A FAIR TRADE. SEE OTHER CAPTIONS IF YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. DM IF YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. DOOMSDAY × 3 SAYS: DOWN WITH THE "D.C. NOTHING". WE LOCKED OURSELVES IN A BATHROOM TO MAKE THIS ONE. #absurdistdc #dcfreeshow #doomsdaydoomsdaydoomsday #internetshow

THIS POST HAS FOUND YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE BAD AT HIDING. EVERYWHERE YOU ARR, YOU'RE HIDING. AT "SCHOOL", "WORK", "HOME". BUT WE AT DOOMSDAY x 3 CAN ALWAYS SEE YOU! THIS IN NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT. YOU WILL BE REWARDED FOR ATTENDANCE. WE WILL REVERSE YOUR CURSE. WE DARE YOU TO SHOW YOUR FACE AT @pilotlightknox SUNDAY. THIS IS A LIVE SHOW. IT IS FULLY SCRIPTED. WE WORKED ON IT FOR MONTHS. WE LOCKED OURSELVES IN A WHITE ROOM TO PLAN THIS FOR YOU. THIS IS PUBLIC SERVICE. THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS ACCEPT OUR OFFER. THIS SUNDAY… DAVID LYNCH AI QR CODES ANIMAL MASKS BLUETOOTH VOICE - JACOB CHANGE ORG PETITIONS XUNTHURIA AUDIOS UNDERSEA AMBIENCE AUDIENCE MEMBER OUTRO SCRIPTS COUSIN CALLS AM 180 BACKING TRACK OUTRO VIDEO WEIRD DINNER POWERPOINT RULES DOCUMENTS POP QUIZ DOCS IMAGINE LYRIC SHEET LEATHER JACKET ELLA GRAYSON COSTUMES MEDICAL EQUIPMENT GUNS CHAINS SHEETS TO COMBINE FOR NEW MORIBUND SHEET NOSFERATU ELF CAGE LIAR STAMP POSTERBOARD FOOD COLORS BLACK TEETH DYE BURLAP #knoxville #earwig #show

DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WOULD REGRET. DO NOT NOT DO ANYTHING YOU WISH YOU DID. THIS IS A FREE FULLY SCRIPTED SHOW. DELETE THIS APP AND FINALLY BEGIN RECEIVING ALL OUR PROGRAMMED BRAIN MESSAGES INFORMING YOU OF OUR SHOW DATES. THE DOOMSDAY RETVRNS TO SOUTH CAROLINA. CHARLESTON, SC. DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY DOOMSDAY WILL BE AT @tualingua ON SATURDAY THE 19TH, DOORS AT 7, SHOW AT 8. EVENTS INCLUDE: UNDERESA INTERNET CABLE, WE EAT THE DEAD SKIN OFF OF YOU LIKE THE FISH, "PHOTOBOOTH", THEATRE OF CRUELTY, THE ELF COOKING SHOW, STEAK FIGHT, SIX IMPAULA, CAR CRASH SIMULATOR, PIÑATA CHILDHOOD BIRTHDAY PARTY IN A LOCAL PARK MAKING A MESS CICADA NOISES 3000 dB YOU HAVE NOT SEEN A SHOW LIKE THIS. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE. ATTEND TO DISCOVER. ATTEND OR REGRET FOREVER. PLEASE BRING MONEY TO DONATE TO US AND BUY OUR MERCHANDISE. WE NEED TO BREAK EVEN. JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON OR BE DRAGGED ALONG, FOREVER TIED TO THE BACK OF IT, KICKING AND SCREAMING. #charleston #charlestonsc #freeshowcharleston #absrdisttheater #freedom #lostintheworld