HEY HEY HEY.
Itās been a very long time since weāve shared the stage with these bands and frankly itās about damn time. Weāre getting the bros back together for a full blown Whistle Stop metal night because we know that place absolutely loves loud guitars, sweaty idiots, and poor decision making. Youāre welcome in advance for giving them exactly what they wanted.
Come take your shirt off.
See old friends.
Make new ones.
Spill beer on somebody you love.
Get weird on a Wednesday.
Get sweaty before work the next morning.
Call in sick 15 minutes before your shift like a professional.
This oneās gonna rip! Tagging that bitch Keanu in this again letās see if he finally accepts the challenge!
SUNDAY MAY 31stā¦ THANKS FOR NOTHING AI FLYER
We make lunches.
We give them away.
You help. Ideally.
We donate most of the money, but last round yāall basically matched us which wasā¦ suspiciously generous. Letās run that back.
We need hands to help build sandwiches, pack lunches, or even roll with us to grab supplies. Weāre getting down May 31st! Show up, show out! (We will more than likely be drinking beersā¦)
North Park
(inquire for details)
Come give back.
Because you take so much. (we see you) š„Ŗ šŖ
this place has had more bars than your ex
bar eleven, the void, space bar, zombie lounge etc etc and somehow weāve never ripped banshee so letās fix that
weāve lost teeth here, seen cowboys get folded here, and definitely been asked to leave more than once. havenāt played this room in years
now weāre back
two doc hammer shows in one month is a beautiful gift for us
come rip and grip it with @teamnonexistent , @sisterfreak.band and @creampietheband and watch us shred like weāve never shredded before. Tagged Keanu again letās see if he stops being a coward and accepts.
Itās our baby boy @justin_lee_cota 21st and weāre celebrating the only way we know how loud, hard, and sweaty!
Weāre cranking on the floor of the @whistlestopbar while you all stare at Justin like the beautiful birthday angel he is during our whole set. Weāre joined by our new friends @witchfaceband and a DJ set from @somemischief so get ready to dance and throw some dollars around.
Itās a school night but make bad decisions with us anyway! Thereās a very real chance we end up playing in our underwear or go full on nude if thatās what it takes to properly honor our boyā¦ also its gonna get super hot so less clothes less problems.
Come get weird come get sweaty come worship Justin šš„ Sidenote we invited our biggest fan Keanu Reaves (neo) to be a collaborator on this post. Letās see if heās as nice as everyone saysā¦ weāve met him and he told our drummer āyou donāt know what the fuck youāre talking about!ā Real nice potty mouth Mr wick
Today was special. 110 lunches handed out because of you. Sorry for the long winded ramble my heart was full and I tend to word vomit when Iām overly emotional. We love you all. Keep your heads up š¤
Sat. Jan 31 Ā· around 2ā3 PM
Buying, making, and passing out brown bag lunches for our houseless neighbors.
We make āem.
We hand āem out.
Wanna help? Cool. DM us or ask a DH idiot.
If you want to contribute, that would be pretty boss too, no presh baby.
Donāt wanna help? Also cool.
Weāre doing it āwith or without youā Doc Hammer (U2)
Sorry for using AI to make this flyer.
Weāll try to offset the carbon created by this event.
Net zero? š¤·āāļø Remember folks: humans are a minority on the internet
Our record is almost done. Likeā¦ dangerously close.
Only one show booked this year (I think?) so donāt blow it.
Come see us play new songs with all these new friends for the first time.
Weāre playing this one completely naked if that helps you make a decision.
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