Tomorrow night presents a land of golden opportunity and Italo Disco without @dj.seabass so it will actually be good and fun for once.
Kickin Pigeon has already taken Rory’s place permanently (he doesn’t know that yet but we’ll gloss over that for now) so prepare yourselves for another battering of the Crofters soundsystem.
See you there - Bon voyage 👋🏻
With the Benidorm dos beers sil vois plait version of the spelling of my name on the poster, we’re back for another evening of shitalo & Kylie Minogue on Friday 14th June at @crofters_rights , this time with our old friend @kickinpigeon playing alongside us. Cya there ;) or not
big bumper easter weekend in Manchester for the first @red_laser_records party of the year on Saturday at @m3_7lw , joining Slow Motion/Italorama Bar’s @franzscala and long time pal @harry_fitz._ as well as the usual Red Laser bulbs Bosco, Brunson & KP.
lots of love to my surrogate uncles that are the red laser cru for having harry and I back and for welcoming me to Manchester - it’s not been easy moving but you guys have definitely made it more comfortable.
We’re honing the tractor beams after Franz - KAMON!
NTS show tomorrow being hosted by Red Laser bum chum @countvandelicious >>> that means about 40% of the programme will be breakdowns init 🤪 >>> tune in from 5pm for 2 hours of throbbers and get a flavour of what’s to come at our next party on March 30 n all as CvD sorts out ya Sunday buzz 🐝 >>> as always SHOUT us for SHOUT OUTS and/or get in the NTS chat room for bare bantz #redlaser #redlaserdisco #redlaserrecords #sundaybuzz #inabiteveryoneelse
This month’s Bodywork see @warpspeedchug at the helm in a space odyssey blasting off from @crofters_rights .
The bare chested trio will venture half-throttle into the depths of space-time transporting all in the back room to a musical galaxy far, far away.
@senorchugger , @countvandelicious and @dj.seabass are primed to chug boldly where no-one e’er chugged before at the only speed they know - WARP.
With a flight-deck filled with Italo / Electro / Proto / New Beat this unflappable crew are the only men capable of bringing you to back to solid ground.
Fasten your seatbelts this ones going to get bumpy.
right pack it in - christmas is over, you’ve been a greedy little pig, pissed off the majority of your family (again) and been sat thinking HOW THE FUCK the @weston.super.snare memes manage to be so witty and relatable.
time to hightail it back to the safe haven of @mickeyzoggs whilst myself, @senorchugger and @dj.seabass play our usual shite and probably end up taking our clothes off (shock).
sit down, shut up and drink your guinness.
2023 was shit, 2024 will be worse, but 28/12/2023 between 7pm-11pm will be great - be there.
what a beautiful day in god’s country - opening the olive grove at @loveintfestival 12 today with the hairiest man in italo and dear friend @senorchugger
full @red_laser_records session 12-6 with @behindthegrooveee , Bosco, Brunson, Pidge, and DJ Absolutely Shit 💩
ARSES TO THE DANCEFLOOR
it’s bandcamp friday, and you know what that means…buy our shit!!
less than 40 copies of SSP001 left then it’s gone forever. only place to grab it is bandcamp, head to the link in the bio 🤘🏻
after several low profile but expensive court hearings, some ugly crying (mainly me) and a few grubby backhanded deals, Warp Speed Chug reunites for one night only (there will probably be more nights lets be honest) at @mickeyzoggs .
join @senorchugger , @dj.seabass and myself as we take on the zogg over the xmas/new year gooch and drag you kicking and screaming into the new year. italo disco, electro, bargain bin flavours all nite long
it’s going to be painful, and we cannot wait.
29/12 - see u there
After days of stress-induced ass-clenching, endless stamping and a repetitive strain injury that nearly jeopardised the entire operation, @senorchugger and I’s latest signing has been secured with a warm and firm handshake - available thIs Friday from our Bandcamp with a few copies at @bordelloshop , @piccadillyrecords and @allnightflightrecords . This will not be released physically ever again, so buy or cry 😭. Links will be in our bios at the end of the week x
The cat’s finally out the bag and drinking the spilt milk we’ve been crying over for the last 14 months.
We thought it would be a fun idea to re-rub some of our favourite pop tunes from days gone by and present them to you on a single white label to be enjoyed at home, work, school and the dance. Started in 2018, finishing them in 2021, we nearly thought we’d been scammed with how long these took to arrive (thanks Colombia for getting 5 trillion copies of Adele’s last record pressed xxx), but they’re here and we’re trying to reinvigorate the excitement for these tunes that we’ve been sat on for fucking ages.
250 copies, no repress, potentially 1 significant high profile lawsuit.
Previews on Soundcloud and orders on Bandcamp will be live soon.
🖤🖤🖤
WOAH WOAH WOAH
Over the moon to announce that I’ll be playing at the fucking White Hotel in a few weeks time for @red_laser_records alongside number 1 G @harry_fitz._
Harry and I have been playing together and running parties for the last 5 years or so and have been following Red Laser for even longer. Incredible label run by fucking legends with the greatest passion for music. It’s been a pleasure to release some music on the label and being invited to shell it alongside them is a serious bucket list thing.
Safe to say, Harry and I will be packing our biggest and baddest records for this one. Pants down tackle ONLY. 🍑🍑🍑
