Cory Jacob

See what you see! Put me in your film, tv, commercial, comedy sketch or whatever TODAY! Link to acting resume in my linktree in bio. Photos by @poyeyheadshots #actor #comedian #comedy #actorslife #headshots

George Carlin is back from the dead and working on a new set! ! He's back from heaven and hell and out of control! 🤪🔥🤪🔥🤪🔥🤪🔥🤪🔥🤪🔥🤪🔥🤪🔥🤪🔥🤪 #georgecarlin #georgecarlinquotes #standupcomedy #comedyvideos #time #space

BOOED OFF STAGE ON @agt ! One of the worst days and best days of my life! 🚽🪠🚽🪠🚽🪠🚽🪠🚽🪠🚽🪠🚽🪠🚽🪠🚽🪠🚽 I was a talking toilet who does impressions of celebrities using me, the toilet! I didn't even get to finish an impression 🤢 They booed me immediately. It was like being inside a nightmare! I was on 2 episodes though, and made a good joke with Terry Crews. I'm grateful 🙏😜🥸 #agt #americasgottalent #comedian #standupcomedy #toilethumor #toilet

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! Comedy Runway has a new home in Los Angeles! Join us next Thurs May 21st at Yes Baby! Vintage in beautiful Burbank for this one of a kind comedy fashion show. The only show where comedians are judged by a panel of fashion judges for their outfit and outfit only! Hosted by me, @mikegamms , COMEDY RUNWAY has previously been featured at Echo Park Rising Festival, Rochester Fringe Fest, Finger Lakes Pride Fest and over a dozen cities around the US since 2015! Join us for our first installment at our new home, @yesbabyvintage , an incredibly unique vintage clothing, art, records, collectibles (and more!) store on Magnolia in Burbank! Featuring : Christina Jobe @iamchristinajobe Claire O'Neil @claireoneilcomedy Jonique Starz @joniquestarz Gabby Vargas @gabbymakesjokes Fashion judges: Cory Jacob @coryjacobcomedy Hannah Smalls @permakink Allison Sharpe @theallisonsharpe Next Thursday May 21st at 8pm! Free show (donations accepted)! /e/comedy-runway-52126-yes-baby-vintage-burbank-tickets-1989381994097

Tues May 5 8pm "The Messaround" Comedy Show. FREE! Just come. Standup Comedians dong whatever they want- Best stuff, new stuff, old stuff, crowd work, improv. We're just messing around! Don't miss it! Help build community in Burbank! 🥳🥳🥳 Featuring- @irinavoroninacomedy @paigeweldon @nathanhurdcomedy @johndiresta @bennyblueeyes @greatestlovinbastard @captvintage Hosted by @coryjacobcomedy Yes Baby Vintage 3420 W Magnolia Blvd Burbank. Easy parking. Free! #standupcomedy #comedy #burbank #magpark

Classic- ugly people yelling. 🤡😜🤡😜🤡😜🤡😜🤡😜🤡😜🤡😜🤡 #comedy #standupcomedy #hollywood

I give away money at comedy shows now. So come to a show soon! 🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰🤑💰 #free #freemoney #comedyshow #standup

TBT this awesome Super Bowl promo with @djkhaled . Written and directed by @jpalmcomedy . Have an awesome Super Bowl everyone! Snack it up and get a driver if y'all drank.

PAID OFF MY CAR it's a joke. mostly. 🚘💲🚘💲🚘💲🚘💲🚘💲🚘💲🚘💲🚘💲 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #comedyclip #standup #joke #standupcomedy #comedy

1,000 days sober from alcohol. Full of gratitude. 🙏🤡👽🥰🙏 Living In The Present 🎁 -------------------------------- Sitting on tree roots, leaning my back against the bark of a beautiful tree, amongst the comfort of my sweatshirt and feeling the bright, cheery Sun filled air float by in the atmosphere.  Sitting in stillness, observing the nature around me.  A pair of Squirrels, playfully quarrelling atop an extended, limping tree branch, some twenty feet in the air.  Two boy children , around the ages of eight and ten, throwing sticks up at the squirrels with the gentle, excited anticipation of disturbing them and more directly being a part of their world. They miss badly, but as they locate a new stick off the pine needle laden earth,  they jump in glee with joyous twisted smiles as they undeterredly prepare to launch another round of missile sticks. They watch the squirrels with child-like wonder, as a large flock of birds hovers the sky, swooping over the lake, some ninety yards away.  The birds engage and are in rhythm, as they soar together , though each separating portions of sky with their agile, graceful beaks and breasts. They descend upon the rippling lake in an orderly congregation.  More squirrels are trampling the ground all around me- the bed of pine needles, patches of grass, and scattered leaves.  To my delight, one is even scampering in the tree I lean upon, twisting his way around the tree, I hear his claws grasp the bark as he makes his way round and round.   Ducks float in the pond nearby.   Pigeons are here. Families gathered on concrete picnic benches. People with headphones over their ears, walking with dogs.  An older couple walks by together on the path around the lake, as I'm sure they've enjoyed many times.  As I sit in stillness and observe the nature,  the people disappear. I feel the hum of the energy of the universe around me and I am so content.  This is pure life. I am so at peace sitting on these roots. ----------------- 🙏🤡👽🥰🙏 Make a great day! Make people's day better. Your actions have ripple effects. 🎁 #sober #gratitude #blessed

A racist Santa? 🎅🏿🎅🎅🏿🎅🎅🏿🎅🎅🏿🎅🎅🏿🎅🎅🏿🎅 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #santa #racist #christmas #whitepeople #joke #standupcomedy #comedyreel #standupclip

New King Size Bed is Too Big! 🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴🤴 🛏️🤡 🛏️🤡 🛏️🤡 🛏️🤡 🛏️🤡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #bed #comedyclip #standupcomedy #comedy #lifestyle #whitepeople #whitepeopleproblems