Last month I put on an ORIGINAL MUSICAL with my FRIENDS called ENORMOUS THINGS and it was a DREAM COME TRUE 🍒 I may have spent mind-spiraling sessions at the writing table with @cridgale and @dumbbabyofficial , composed a deeply personal song about moving through grief for @oonztagram , and sound-designed my way through a @arts.and.disaster puppet that speaks only thru vibraphone --- but I will always remember this as the show that taught @coderah and I that QLab is one of our love languages. We're doing it again for @hollywoodfringe this June with the support of @mirthmirthmirth and I can't wait for you to see it!!!
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ENORMOUS THINGS: The Musical IS BACK! After a sold out premiere we’re back for a limited run, tickets on sale now!
It’s the tale of sculptor Claes Oldenburg - his love for a giant, quest for inspiration, and ultimate battle against the evil Jeff Koons
👋 friendly reminder 😊 it’s still XMAS 🎄 year-round from now until further notice 🎅 due to ongoing failed negotiations with the xmas swamp witch it is now going to be XMAS every day for the whole year 🎉 next year also probably as well 🤷♂️ so get out there and get more presents 🎁 and give more presents 🎁 and stop going to work 🏦 because money no longer works 💸 merry XMAS 🤶!
year-round xmas is an original xmas song and you can listen to it wherever you listen to music.
lyrics:
snow is falling on the ground
tinsel hanging all over town
then it feels like xmas is gone so fast
presents underneath the tree
children carol merrily
i wish that xmas time would last
i go deep in the swamp to see the xmas witch
i give her me spleen and i give her a kiss
and she grants my wish,
the xmas witch
i fall sleep for a week
and then i get up real slow
run into town and what do you know,
it’s well past new year’s day
and it’s still xmas here
i got my wish!
YEAR ROUND XMAS
[it’s Christmas every day]
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
[i hope that it can stay]
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS
The snow keeps falling through july
every child has a sparkling eye
that’s the tinsel eye
it’s a serious new disease from all the tinsel we get in our eyes
there’s always presents underneath the tree
every day you wrap new presents for me
and i do the same for you,
we all do
we spend most of our time scavenging for (and wrapping) presents
because none of the stores are ever open anymore
and money doesn’t work cause the banks have closed their doors
cause it’s xmas
can i get a witness?
So the economy slams to a screeching halt
nobody suspects that it’s all my fault
people quit a-working cause everyone’s got the day off
it’s xmas, now how we gonna fix this
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
[kids are puking in the street]
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
[xmas ham is all they eat]
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS
I run back thru the swamp
to see the xmas witch
my spleen sits on the shelf
she didn’t need it to grant my wish
i came to undo this curse but all i can think about is my spleen
did she take it for fun? is it just her routine?
was she tryna teach us all what xmas really means?
with this
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
[Turns out you need a spleen ]
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
[it keeps my blood clean]
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS
XMAS THAT NEVER . . .
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
[im eating too much ham]
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
[I’m forgetting who I am]
YEAR-ROUND XMAS
XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS
XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS
We did it!! So grateful to all these incredible people making a thing with me and the Elysian for having us what a rousing success the whole festival was!!! LOVE YOU see you soon