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he is looking for baby man! a musical comedy folktale as told by me, danthony. running in june for @hollywoodfringe thanks to @mirthmirthmirth 🎟️ ticket link in bio

year-round xmas is an original xmas song and you can listen to it wherever you listen to music. lyrics: snow is falling on the ground tinsel hanging all over town then it feels like xmas is gone so fast presents underneath the tree children carol merrily i wish that xmas time would last i go deep in the swamp to see the xmas witch i give her me spleen and i give her a kiss and she grants my wish, the xmas witch i fall sleep for a week and then i get up real slow run into town and what do you know, it’s well past new year’s day and it’s still xmas here i got my wish! YEAR ROUND XMAS [it’s Christmas every day] YEAR-ROUND XMAS [i hope that it can stay] YEAR-ROUND XMAS XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS The snow keeps falling through july every child has a sparkling eye that’s the tinsel eye it’s a serious new disease from all the tinsel we get in our eyes there’s always presents underneath the tree every day you wrap new presents for me and i do the same for you, we all do we spend most of our time scavenging for (and wrapping) presents because none of the stores are ever open anymore and money doesn’t work cause the banks have closed their doors cause it’s xmas can i get a witness? So the economy slams to a screeching halt nobody suspects that it’s all my fault people quit a-working cause everyone’s got the day off it’s xmas, now how we gonna fix this YEAR-ROUND XMAS [kids are puking in the street] YEAR-ROUND XMAS [xmas ham is all they eat] YEAR-ROUND XMAS XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS I run back thru the swamp to see the xmas witch my spleen sits on the shelf she didn’t need it to grant my wish i came to undo this curse but all i can think about is my spleen did she take it for fun? is it just her routine? was she tryna teach us all what xmas really means? with this YEAR-ROUND XMAS [Turns out you need a spleen ] YEAR-ROUND XMAS [it keeps my blood clean] YEAR-ROUND XMAS XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS XMAS THAT NEVER . . . YEAR-ROUND XMAS [im eating too much ham] YEAR-ROUND XMAS [I’m forgetting who I am] YEAR-ROUND XMAS XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS XMAS THAT NEVER ENDS

Referee Judy inspects the Octagon! Vid by @rogerroth

you won’t believe #7

TL;DR - we made a fun and heartfelt original musical, go see it. Sculptor Claes Oldenburg is making enormous things for his GIANT love Claramonde when his window slams shut. This is not just any window, but the window that keeps him connected to Claramonde, the magical land she lives in and the inspiration he needs so he goes on a quest to find his way back to her and the inspiration that fuels his ENORMOUS THINGS. ✏️ book by @cridgale @dumbbabyofficial and @l.e.d.bear 🙏 made possible by executive producer @_alexhirsch_ 🎹 original music by @cridgale @l.e.d.bear @danthony.website @lizfitzmemories 🌟 starring @cridgale as Claes Oldenburg @mollyballoons as Jeff Koons @jonnycruzzz as Michelangelo @misslululam as Yayoi Kusama @danthony.website as Alexander Calder @oonztagram as Claramonde @ryansshorts as The Thinker @arts.and.disaster as Remi Macdonald @nikolaiberrones as Niko @billiegreyheck as Grey 🤖 tech by @coderah @l.e.d.bear 🖼️ art direction by @arts.and.disaster 🎨 art fabrication by @arts.and.disaster @nikitatranquila @billiegreyheck 💃 choreography by @oprahwinfreckle 🍊 produced by @i_am_jonah for @reallybigspoon 🎭 theatre partner @elysiantheater

if i had a manager they would never have let me say it was ok and release a version of my song MANAGER with a version that has all the wrong lyrics because i forgot them all in this part when i did the show because the song was still being written and/or i just forgot them. it’s terrible promotion for the song. and also it’s terrible promotion for the show I am gonna do at hollywood fringe. that show has no puppets (yet) and probably never will . . . why am i promoting my puppet show that i won’t do until the fall probably when the next show is gone be a totally different thing?!? and shouldn’t i be promoting the @reallybigspoon musical i am doing next week? and also the show im doing with @big____sis and @twolipsmusic at @theechola late july?! go listen to manager it’s on everything, even spotify.

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i was reminded today of this portrait capturing my essence of elegance, poise and overall sex appeal as well as panache not to mention joi de vivre. it is titled: “sun-kissed son of savannah sensuality supreme” by 📸 @ryannealcordwell thank you for the reminder goes to my apple iphone 14 pro (not max) running ios 18. thank you for the reminder, old friend.

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robots fighting while past won’t leave my bed plays lol @sushitrash @danthony.website #joji #jojimiller #jojimusic #sushitrash #pitw