❤️🔥CHAFF SUBMISSION GUIDE❤️🔥
here’s a helpful little vid on getting involved with chaff !
submissions for edition 4 officially open tomorrow! get involved! why not, eh?
this vid is also on our new website (link in bio) if you want to watch it the right way round and with none of the insta faff x
JUDGE #5 !
a little late: blame the Brighton fringe !
but we’re happy to announce our fifth and final judge: the wonderful Ana Basu!
submissions are now (actually a little while ago) closed and the judging is underway ! we’re really looking forward to showing you all the fab stories that we can fit into the new book!
2 DAYS LEFT & JUDGE #4
48 hours remain - well roughly 48 hours (what am I? a clock?! if I was a clock I certainly wouldn’t say “48 hours remain” because that’s not how clocks work. fool. you’ve embarrassed yourself.
please welcome to the judging panel: the wonderful Adrian Gray, who has asked, nay: urged me to remind you to submit your short story of 500-1000 words by midnight tomorrow - his words, not mine…
chaffcomedymag/submit
3 DAYS LEFT & JUDGE #3 !
you know the drill! 72 hours to submit your story! if your wrote 7 words an hour you’d be able to make it! and what a story it would be if you did!
we are super happy to announce our third judge - chaff STALWART Angela Channell! One of the big four (writers who’ve written for every single edition of chaff), Angela has contributed headlines, listicles, articles and not one but 2 anton du beke themed pages!
why not follow in her footsteps at chaffcomedymag.com/submit
4 DAYS LEFT & JUDGE #2
the chaff short story competition is nearing its end, we’ve had tons of lovely stories - but there’s still time to throw your hat in the ring! a hat that will be carefully examined by our second judge: @britishcomedyguide ‘s Mark Boosey!
the average typing speed is 40 words per minute, so that’s just 12 and a half minutes to get a story together! 13 including thinking time!
all details and submission form on chaffcomedymag.com/submit
5 DAYS LEFT & JUDGE #1
get those pens to paper (but then please type it up because we don’t accept handwritten submissions) because time is running out to submit!
but in lighter news, we’re excited to announce our first judge: the wonderful Rhiannon Shaw!
more info in our feed and submissions go to chaffcomedymag.com/submit
2 weeks left to submit to chaff’s first ever short story competition!
we’ve had a lovely time reading through everything submitted so far!
why not give it a try! come on! you could write 500 words in like an hour! an hour twenty if you wanted it to be good!
;P
CHAFF SHORT STORY COMPETITION
now open!
full details on our website (link in bio!)
but the gist is:
submit funny stories by the 30th April
top three get cash, top 10 get printed!
all get RESPECT!
happy writing !
"It's an illustration of a ghost having a cigarette, with a wi-fi signal coming out of its bare arse"
Spoke to @davidhoskinperformer ahead of his show on Friday @sohotheatre and noticed he had a copy of @chaff.comedy in the background that he had contributed to.
Like a previous guest on the podcast @lmaonaisecomedy it's great to see physical things flourishing and shows there's an audience for it.
chaff 4 is HERE
we’ve had more writers than ever before in this one - and it’s a load of fun!
40 pages of surreal comedy in print? All for the price of two Christmas cards? (don’t lie, you weren’t gonna send any anyway) Where do I sign?? As ever - live at sketchy comedy or online on Etsy!
Stay festive/spooky out there folks x
submissions are CLOSED
for chaff #4
we had over 70 page submissions
and 142 headlines!
record breaking stuff! Thanks to all who submitted!
we are gonna lie LOW and trawl through it awl!
#audi @audiuk
what is chaff?
well folks: here’s a slice! a taster!
hopefully it’s useful info for roughly the sort of stuff that goes into an edition - but truly: sky’s the limit! get wild and weird with it !
there’s a coupla open submission pages like headlines and small ads, but also three/four full pages too!
