Here at SNS Airlines we pride safety and comfort above all else. So please take a few moments to listen to the safety features of this vintage Winnebago w wings:
The one rule on this plane is: if you feel turbulence, put yer hands up in the air and enjoy it. Or pop a couple Ativan (that’s what I do). I guess that’s two rules but we’re not too good at math here… or rules!
And as the captain aboard this ship or plane or abandoned trailer I found in a ditch and am now calling a “plane,” sit back, relax and enjoy a little recounting of DAY 6 of shooting THE ANTHROPOLOGIST.
Did you know in LA you can rent a set by the hour that looks like a plane, but isn’t actually a plane?! Another thing I guess we can blame Gavin Newsom for, amiright
@joerogan (I invited him to collaborate we’ll see if he gets back to me). I looooooove talking politics thru the intercom while piloting a plane, but let’s get back to the shoot day.
So we rented this plane set.
@magdafying proceeded to get wasted on cheap champagne, which is what I generally feel like doing right when I get on a plane so I can’t blame her for that.
@dory.logan helped by mainly being the most chill af homie out there.
@tarasandersbrooks made it all look real af on camera like we were shooting some
@delta commercial (also invited them to collaborate on this post, hopeful about them getting back to me in a timely fashion). Also huuuuge shout out to
@caseymaes for upscaling this plane from commercial to luxury private by your mere presence as the classy stewardess terrorizing
@magdafying w your joy.
That’s just how we roll here @ SNS airlines. Now, next question… where’s this plane headed? No one told me a destination yet and I used some of the gas money to buy some drugs bc these long plane rides can get pretty boring so we’ve only got so much time before I gotta land somewhere. Open to taking a poll. Otherwise I’m just gonna land in the parking lot of this donut shop i like in El Paso ✌️ ✈️